The person below me is...

[Ruto]

Nah, as long as you stay away from religion, politics, war...

The person below me actually likes fanfics.

Before 2006, 15% were good, now it's like 5% thanks to the education system/TV. So that means I like to insult them too.

The person below me has set something on fire because they felt like it.

[SlowPokemon]

Er...do marshmallows count?

The person below me is a pyromaniac.

[dahans]

Yep. Have you ever set fire to a table tennis ball? MUHAHAHA
The person below me will burn all the table tennis balls he can find!

[SlowPokemon]

Well, my dad and brother are obsessive ping-pong players... so that's not the best idea.

The person below me is actually not below me, but he likes to pretend.

[DrP]

Nope... you're below me, lower life form! Hahaha

The person below le knows what country the Gobi is in!

[Oni-Link]

As in the desert? It's in China, duh.

The person below me either skipped a grade or got held back once.

[DrP]

Nope... I just started early!

The person below me loves the Pokemon G/S medley on YouTube

[Oni-Link]

Are you talking about the one that I showed you? Then yes.

The person below me doesn't know what we're talking about.

[DrP]

Unfortunately I'm the next poster... so yeah, I know

The person below me wishes a certain president was back (this doesn't reflect my political views... or does)

[Ruto]

I've actually disagreed with at least one policy of every president in my lifetime, so I guess it depends XD

The person below me should not be on the computer right now.

[DrP]

no, i should be sleeping. im getting up at 6:30 tomorrow... so i need sleep for a long day (and then I has a 4 hour journey back home)

The person below me should be getting mor sleep then they should

[Oni-Link]

I should, but I have insomnia.

The person below me has insomnia, also.

[Ruto]

Ya you guessed it.

The person below me have tried caffeine pills, soap and foodstuffs.

[DrP]

Uh... No.

The person below me just wants to get a good night sleep for once

[Oni-Link]

HECK YES.

The person below me only replies if it involves/interests them.