The person below me is...

[Tranzlater]

sure, why not

The person below me has or is getting a 3d tv

[TheLegend]

where do you get that?

The person below me will answer tranzlator's question

[SlowPokemon]

No.
The person below me wishes TheLegend would stop posting "The person below me will answer so-and-so's question".

[universe-X]

Yes.

The person below me has used glissando in a piece that they made.

[SlowPokemon]

Nope, not that I'm aware of. I could have been hypnotized to forget though.
The person below me is the one who hypnotized me.

[TheLegend]

"Magmar, use hypnotize!"

TheLegend:  Slow, you will go into that freakin' jail and let me kill Arceus.

Slow woke up! 

[universe-X]

Darn you, queef.

The person below me needs a haircut.

[Tranzlater]

I seriously do, I am notorious for my long hair- I've been due one about four months.

The person below me is fish

[Offkey]

No, I'm a human really.

The person below me is bald.

[TheLegend]

Wait what?  *rubs head*  Wait... HEY!!!  I NEVER KNEW THAT! No, not really...

The person below me will post in this thread.

[ETFROXX]

Hur dur. :3

The person below me is coral.

[universe-X]

Nope, I'm coll.

The person below me is also coll.

[dahans]

Definitely! (what does that mean? )
The person below me will explain me this word!

[universe-X]

Yep. Coll is the cooler version of cool. (typo)

If you wanna get specific, it's an island.

The person below me likes lamps

[dahans]

I do, sometimes they are very useful!
The person below me hates reading books.