The person below me is...

[MaestroUGC]

Don't I always?

The person below me wants to be a virtuoso in their respective instrument.

[universe-X]

Sure, why not?

The person below me wants to learn a new instrument.

[dahans]

No.
The person below me wants to meet me personally .

[universe-X]

Of course!

The person below me needs a new hobby.

[dahans]

NO! Definitely not.
The person below me can't wait to hear my composition!

[universe-X]

I really can't!

The person below me hates typos.

[dahans]

Sure, who doesn't?
The person below me will be the king of england.

[universe-X]

Duh!

The person below me likes being on their computer.

[ETFROXX]

Yessir.

The person below me needs a job.

[SlowPokemon]

Aah, I have a temp'rary job at my parents carry-out pizza restaurant.
The person below me feels guilty when looking at how many hours they've been logged in.

[universe-X]

Nope, 18.25 days is something I'm proud of

The person below me wants to be on here for a month.

[SlowPokemon]

Aah, not if I'm going to be hated.
Person below me likes to play the Luigi's Mansion Ghost Theme on piano.

[TheLegend]

?

The person below me hates how so many people on here are on "blank manuscript paper" and have been here since 2008-2009.

[dahans]

Well, you have to start spamming! (THIS WAS JUST A JOKE!)

The person below me loves spamming.

[universe-X]

On chat boxes I don't intend to do it on forums though.

The person below me likes the new games in E3 this year