Omegle Convos!

[Wrydryn]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i wanna lick you seductively
You: I agree
You: Can I, in turn, bite off some skin in a convincing manner?
Stranger: yessss baby
Stranger: anything
You: Can I gnaw at you instinctively?
You: Can I dance you immediately?
Stranger: yeah Smiley
You: can I...... apply you individually?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i was supposed to be the creeper in this convo
You: Can I also fly you imaginatively?
You: Well your duties have been transferred
Stranger: ive noticed
You have disconnected.

That one is very good. But you can meet anyone on Omegle.

[SuperFireKirby]

Best conversation I've had in a while.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: If I could fall into the sky do you think time would pass me by?
Stranger: I know that lyric.
You: You know I'd walk 1000 miles if I could just
You: see
You: you
You: ...
You: tonight!
Stranger: xD
Yeahhh
thats sweet of you.
You: You welcome Miss Mary Josephine.
You: So how's the wife and kids?
Stranger: My wife is non existant nowadays, since i'm gay and such
my kids
and still sperm right now
You: So how's the husband and friends kids?
Stranger: my husband is good thanks
and the friends kids are fine.
You: That's good.
You: My obese wife got ran over by a car driven by our pet monkey yesterday.
You: I told not to let the monkey drive.
You: But that bitch just doesn't listen.
Stranger: Aw, I'm sorry to hear.
You: So how's your day?
Stranger: Its been good.
And yours?
You: Great.
You: Say... do you know where babies come from? Because I've been meaning to find out.
Stranger: yes
inside womans vaginas.
Stranger: Now, if you'll excuse me
I have to go shoot a load into my husband
laters
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Here's an interesting one about the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello, guess where I am from! You can ask YES and NO questions!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: u FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: or cia
Stranger: CIA
You: The FBI is a myth.
Stranger: i m frm FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: The FBI is a conspericy theory.
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: u wim
Stranger: k
Stranger: win
You: What do I wi?
Stranger: sarcasm
Stranger: haha
You: FBI?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: me fbi
Stranger: me cum arrest u
Stranger: me evil agency of dictatorual regime
You: Does FBI satnd for Fried Bagels Investigation?
Stranger: dictatorial**
Stranger: no FULLY bONGLED iNVESTIGATION
Stranger: u from??
You: Total CAPS FAIL!!!!
Stranger: me high
Stranger: ignre
You: Are you in an air plane?
Stranger: enGlIsh mstks
Stranger: oooooooooo
Stranger: ya in my mind
Stranger: i m flyin high
You: Hot air baloon?
Stranger: i wish
You: Mountain?
Stranger: no hot balloons 4 me
Stranger:

Stranger: so u frm??
You: I come from a small province in Canada known only as BOTSWANA!!!!!
Stranger: thts like totally awesome
Stranger: i m like frm pakistan
Stranger: sittin wid osama drinkin whiskey
Stranger: he says hi\
You: I thought he was in Afgahnistan?
Stranger: nopes he and bush havin slumber party at my place
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: he says he likey u
You: Interesting...
You: so are you dipping acid right now?
Stranger: i kno
Stranger: nopes cocaine cheap in pakistan
Stranger: i like cocaine
You: Opium is cheaper.
Stranger: osama likes too
Stranger: osama says he wants tu meet u ]
Stranger: but he naughty
Stranger: he explodes
Stranger: dont get too close
You: Osama can go lick a morbidly obese man's nuts.
Stranger: dnt taunt him
Stranger: he wil explode in my place
You: Does he jave dynamite strapped on him at all times or something?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: sum kind of fetish or sumthing
You: Just in case an american soldier happens to walk in on him while hes taking a shower in his own filth?
Stranger: boom boom
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[Petpetfood]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: both
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[jimbob4260]

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Stranger: Howdy
Norwegian hunk 31 here
You: IM EATING TOASTED KITTENS!!!
You: WAIT
You: YOURE THE INCREDIBLE HULK?!?!
You: HOLY CRAP MAN
You: AND YOURE NORWEGIAN!!!
Stranger: STOP USING CAPS MAN!
You: BRIAN?!?!
You: BRIAN?!?!?!
Stranger: NO
You: or shall i say
You: Brian?!?!
Stranger: IM THE HUNK
You: THE HULK
You: YOURE GREEN
Stranger: THE HUNK
You: PSH
You: THE HULK
Stranger: SKIN COLORD
You: PURPLE SHORTS
You: SUPER MANLY
Stranger: PURPLE?
You: GET ALL THE HULK LADIES
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: THATS GAY
You: NOT FOR THE HULK
You: HES OUTSIDE OF SEXUAL PREFERENCES
You: HES JUST THAT COOL
Stranger: YEAH HE JSUT BASH THINGS
You: I KNOW
You: LIKE DEMON POODLES
You: AND LITTLE GIRLS
Stranger: Aww you're just too much!
Stranger: Can't
Stranger: take
Stranger: more
You: HULK SMASH
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Stranger: *farted*
You: HUUUUUU HUHUHUHU
Stranger: hey!
You: HOOUOUOUOUOYOYOYOYHOYHYUHOY
Stranger: i bet i can type faster than you
Stranger: ready?
You: HUHUHUHUHUHUOHUHHUOHOHOHHO
Stranger: set?
Stranger: go?
Stranger: i win
You: DARN
Stranger: see i told you
Stranger: you are a loser
You: I BET I CAN DIE FASTER
You: READY
Stranger: ready?
You: SET
You: GO
Stranger: set
Stranger: go
Stranger: are you dead?
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: how did i lose
Stranger: oh i guess dead people cant type
Stranger: -_-
You: ZOMBIE TYPER
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: hurry! get the shotgun!
You: OR THE RAY GUN
Stranger: shotgun > ray gun
Stranger: ray gun is for fags
You: SHOTGUN = PASSENGER SEAT IN A CAR
Stranger: shotgun = bad ass mother fucker
Stranger: ray gun = gay little peice of shit
You: THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Stranger: is fucking gay
Stranger: Super man > *
You: NO MAN
Stranger: stfu
You: SUPER MAN WEARS TIGHTS
Stranger: no shit he does
Stranger: thats why he is better than some fag that is green
You: THE HULK HAS SUPER AWESOME PURPLE PANTS
Stranger: purple is color code for gay
Stranger: the purple triangle?
Stranger: duh?
You: SUPERMAN IS A LOWLY ACROBAT THAT CAN FLY AND THE HULK CAN STRANGLE ELEPHANTS WITH ONE HAND
Stranger: c3g?
You: CALL OF DUTY 3
Stranger: no c3g? si no?
You: NOT IN MY DIET
Stranger: thats COD you dipshit
You: COD3 TO BE SPECIFIC
Stranger: well you can shove your specificness up your ass
You: ALREADY HAVE
You: IM A STEP AHEAD
Stranger: well then fuck you
Stranger: me > you
You: ALREADY HAVE AGAIN
You: no
You: i have a correction
Stranger: goddamn it you are good
You: THE INCREDIBLE HULK'S SHORTS> you > me > superman
Stranger: so i am better than you?
Stranger: ha!
Stranger: i win
You: yes
You: but in the end
Stranger: damn right
You: the hulk's clothing choice always wins
You: ALWAYS
Stranger: if you love the hulks clothing so much why dont you marry it?
You: ALREADY HAVE
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: i missed the wedding!
You: wait
You: you didn't get the invite?!?!
Stranger: no, WTF
You: AWW MAN
Stranger: super man invited me to his wedding
You: IM SO SORRY
Stranger: fuck you man, why didnt you send me the invite
You: I did
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: goddamn mail men
You: or i at least put the HULKS AWESOME SHORTS in charge of the invite sending
Stranger: fucking retards
Stranger: -_- you messed up
Stranger: WTF
You: well
You: I trust those AWESOME HULK SHORTS
Stranger: fuck you
You: ALREADY
You: HAVE
Stranger: wow man this has been the longest time ive talked to someone on here
You: I know, isn't it great?
Stranger: normally i say penisville and they disconnect
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so lets start over
You: that is the greatest thing ever
Stranger: penisville?
You have disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

You: HES OUTSIDE OF SEXUAL PREFERENCES
You: HES JUST THAT COOL

Yus.

[jimbob4260]

To tell the truth, I saw your picture and it sparked a decision to use the incredible hulk as a subject in a conversation OH AND SPEAKING OF OMEGLE I JUST HAD THIS ONE AFTER PLAYING BEATLES ROCK BAND

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Stranger: male 21 here lookin to chat for a while
You: I SAY HELLO
You: AND YOU SAY..
Stranger: hi
You: NO!!!
You have disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

A nice conversation about the kicking of cats.

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Stranger: hi!
You: Have you ever kicked a cat?
Stranger: lightly
You: Well did you know that studies show people who kick cats with full force on a daily basis have a 50% less chance of having a stroke?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: DUH
You: I run a cat kicking health clinic in Botswana if you ever want to check it out.
Stranger: no way
Stranger: spacemen3
You: But it brings peace to body, mind, and soul!
Stranger: your not making any money off me with your crazy african scams
You: And its also great for your digestive system!
You: Its proven that cats are a great source of fiber!
Stranger: spacemen3
You: And you'll get a 75% discount if you answer this riddle.
You: How many cats could a cat kicker kick if a cat kicker could kick cats?
Stranger: woodchucks?
You: CORRECT!
You: Now lets all go to the lobby and get ourselves a treat!
Stranger: butterscotch
You: Jacob hates butter scotch though
Stranger: set me free
You: From Harry Tipper?
Stranger: from the internet
You: Did you know that for every 1 regular internet page there are 5 pages of pornography?
Stranger: nope
You: Well now you do!
Stranger: i like that factoid
You: AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Stranger: give me 40 acres
You: I'm not quite sure what your asking for
You: How many acorns are in an acre?
You: I'm guessing somewhere around 12 and a half.
You: Am I right?
Stranger: LAND IS POWER
You: SWEET
Stranger: IM OUT
Stranger: live long and prosper
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[SuperFireKirby]

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You: Hello there good sir!
Stranger: hello there mate.
You: My name is France Charleson, Tundra Explorer Extrordinare!
You: What name be yours?
Stranger: im samir. 22. whats going on?
You: Nothing much.
You: I've just been out searching for Bimbo the Magic Talking Dragon.
Stranger: well cant say the same, im expecting agirl.
You: I think I've spotted Bimbo.
You: Damn, its just Jacob, the magic pervert.
Stranger: im completely lost there dude, what are you refering to?
You: I would be reffering to BIMBO THE MAGIC TALKING DRAGON!!!!!
Stranger: oh cant say ive ever heard of it.
You: They never do, until he GETS THEM!
Stranger: is he an alter ego of yours there dude?
You: AND NOW ANGRY TICKS FIRE OUT OF MY NIPPLES!
Stranger: wow. yoou sound like a teenage chick, and therefore, i am choosing to end this conversation.
You: DON"T GO.
You: I'm the hulk!
Stranger: yeh well, im the scarlet arachnid.
You: you can't deny my awsome greeness!
You: FOOLS!
You: THEY'LL ALL PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES!
Stranger: you cant overcome my inible red.
You: ALL THE WHORES AND POLITICIANS THAT POLLUTE THIS WORLD WILL PERISH IN MY MIGHTY STORM OF HULK HANDS!!!
Stranger: dude, i gushed alittle there fur amoment.
You: Jacob would indeed like that.
Stranger: well allah said unto me, "you must rise to power."
Stranger: jacob, the pervert dragon right?
You: No!
You: It's Jacob, the magic pervert.
You: You're thinking of Bimbo the magic talking dragon.
Stranger: potato potato.
You: tomatoe cake?
Stranger: same difference.
You: Exactly my point.
Stranger: well, i quite beg to disagree.
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello there! Would you like to take part in today's questionaire?
Stranger: suree
Stranger: lmao
You: Question #1
You: Have you ever been to Botswana?
Stranger: nope.
You: #2
You: Have you ever thought about going to Botswana?
Stranger: mh ?
Stranger: lmao, no.
Stranger: why would i wanna go there -_-'
You: #3
You: Have you ever made a joke invloving Botswana?
Stranger: LOL, yes
Stranger: ahaha,
You: And finally #4
You: Have you ever kicked a cat extremely hard?
Stranger: uhm, no
Stranger: that all ?
You: Alright we're tallying up your score.
You: Here are the results.
Stranger: k
You: Your a racist bastard who is also a cat lover.
Stranger: mhm.
You: Have a nice day.
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[SuperFireKirby]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: male here
You: I got mail!!!!?
You: That's just dandy!
Stranger: lol
You: Who's it from?
Stranger: santa
You: SANTA!!!!!!
You: What did he say?
You: Was I good?
You: Was I good?
Stranger: he is bring you comdoms dont make the same mistake your parents did
You: INSULT FAIL!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: how your day'
You: First of all, sentence fail. Second: I'm doing just fine.
Stranger: are u a male
You: I've got mail AGAIN!!!?
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[Petpetfood]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: so im petpetfood
You: do you know him?
Stranger: no
You: oh man you should!
You: i have like 60 videos on youtube!
You: even 1 with like 6000 views!!!!!!
Stranger: i have videos on youtube too.
You: and im on nsm
You: have you heard of ninsheetmusic?
Stranger: nope
You: oh man
You: do you live in a cave?
Stranger: no, iowa
You: oh
You: is it cool there
Stranger: its pretty much the shiz here
You: oh btw
You: your on the price is right!!!!!
You: ok
Stranger: actually...
You: today we have a amazing red couch
You: i mean its amazing LOOK AT THAT FABRIC
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[SuperFireKirby]

The most interesting(and educational) conversation I've ever had about woodchucks and rhinoceroses.

[jimbob4260]

The most interesting(and educational) conversation I've ever had about woodchucks and rhinoceroses.

FAIL

[SuperFireKirby]

NOOOOO!!!!!!

[SuperFireKirby]

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Stranger: v
You: HEY LISTEN!
Stranger: v
Stranger: okaay
You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
Stranger: SUMMER TIME?
Stranger:
You: NO! ITS TIME TO PASS OUT THE PUNCH!
Stranger: never heard that one but okay
You: IF YOU DRINK THEPUNCH, EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HOPED FOR WILL COME TRUE!
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A reference to OoT and to cults across america in one short conversation.
Half of this next conversation was deleted for sake of not being amazingly spammy plus my friend did the first half of it and fails at Omegle.

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You: you dirty serb! i shall crush all of you with your filthy clothes and your unexplainable love for mud!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 4 8 15 16 23 42
You: DID I WIN!
You: !?!?!?!??!?
Stranger: no...
You: darn...
You: you must be some kind of terrible evil witch peasent!!!!!!!
Stranger: um, yeah, sure
You: I case you wanted to know I cheated!
Stranger: Φ-Φ
You: I'm a big, fat, dirty cheater!
You: Cheating helped fail the test and stay on the show!
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: you're confusing
You: No, your just not smart enough to understand my words of wisdom.
Stranger: sigh
You: double sigh
You: i see dead people...
Stranger: lol
You: double lol
Stranger: : |
You: I must inquire. Does lol stand for Lobbing Orange Llamas?
Stranger: siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
You: I'll take that as a yes.
Stranger: it's a no
You: Sooooooooooooo...... yes?
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: ufriritprt
You: Under Freckled Rhino In Raining Isotopes in Total Pwnage Rampaging Towns?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: Amazing, isn't t?
Stranger: >.>
Stranger: <.<
Stranger: i like tp
You: Toilet Paper?
Stranger: no
You: Total Pwnage?
Stranger: no
You: Tapestry Power?
Stranger: no
You: Tickling Presents?
Stranger: nooo
You: Two Poops?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: Time Pot?
Stranger: no
You: Thirsty Pandas?
Stranger: noo
You: Twelve Partriges?
Stranger: >.<
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: typing point
Stranger: no
You: tan pants
Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
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Stranger: tp
Stranger: tp
Stranger: pt
Stranger: tp
You: Ten Pears?
Stranger: TP
You: Ten Pears? Ten Pears? Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
You: Ten Pears?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
You: Toilet Paper?
Stranger: : |
Stranger: already said no to that
You: Transaction Period?
Stranger: no
You: sudo i rule
You: Thibk Pad?
Stranger: no
You: Time Period?
You: Tax Payer?
Stranger: grr
Stranger: no
You: Titile Page?
Stranger: no
You: Theme Park?
Stranger: no
You: Transaction Protocal?
Stranger: noooo
You: Twilight Princess?
Stranger: >.<
You: The Punisher?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: Test PersoN?
Stranger: no
You: tOM pETTY?
Stranger: no
You: Take Profit?
Stranger: no
You: Test Pilot?
Stranger: no
You: Town portal?
Stranger: no
You: Telephone Pole?
Stranger: no
You: Terminal Point?
Stranger: no
You: Tom Paris?
Stranger: no
You: Transforms Parody?
Stranger: no
You: Trigonometic Point?
Stranger: no
You: Table Pot?
Stranger: no
You: Take-off Point?
Stranger: NO
You: WHAT IS IT?!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: a name
You: i'M DONE HERE.
You have disconnected.

[Seeker]

In all that, he never guessed Twilight Princess?