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[WiiMan96]

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Stranger: hey
You: Haldo.
Stranger: wats up
You: Stuff.
You: You?
Stranger: just chillin'
Stranger: asl?
You: There's a message up there that specifically asks for no asl.
You: It's boring.
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You: Haldo!
Stranger: WALDO!
You: I found you!
You: Oh. That's Wally.
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Stranger: Hi there
You: Hello.
Stranger: how's it going?
You: Alright.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: may I get your name?
You: No.
Stranger: Ok
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You: Haldo
You: Hoow eez leaf?
Stranger: wassup
You: stüf.
You: Arr yuo thari?
Stranger: stuuttgart
You: Tankyuor!
You: Güüdbí.
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You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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You: FUNK!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :S
You: Yeah.
You: FFFFFFFF
You: UUUUUUUU
You: NNNNNNNN
Stranger: KKKKKKKK
You: !!!!!!!!!
You:
Stranger:
You:
Stranger:
Stranger: ;P
You: D:
Stranger: D=
You:
Stranger: q:
You: o________________________________________________________0
You: I win.
Stranger: O.o
You: Goodbye.
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You: Are you sure?
Stranger: what
You: Yes.
You: I agree.
You: Concur, even.
You: Goodbye.
You: My sister needs me.
Stranger: r u crazzy
You:
You: Oh.
You: I see
You: That was weird.
You: Ha.
You: Goodbye.
You: And have a bad one!
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[SirIngusBingus]

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That's a deep conversation, right there.

[jake3343]

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You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: disco
Stranger: i know what u will say :c
You: no you don't
Stranger: yes i doo
Stranger: ive done that plenty of times
You: You definately do not know what I am going to say.
Stranger: i sure do!
You: well there's only one way to find out...
Stranger: disco who?
You: disco-very channel!
You: >_>
Stranger: lololol xD
Stranger: close one though
You: why would anyone ever say disco-nnected
You: that's just silly
Stranger: but u were gonna say that¨
Stranger: before i mentioned
You: false.
Stranger: or true
Stranger: i like turtles
You: are you a zombie kid?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: im not quite sure
You: because everyone knows that zombie kid likes turtles.
Stranger: oh ok then i am :c
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
Stranger: is it something scary?
You: no
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: how cute
You: that's why you MUST be a zombie kid.
You: "Stranger: i like turtles"
Stranger: ahhhh im busted
Stranger: yes i am a zombie kid
You: then I must report you to the government!
Stranger: do it
You: you DO exist!
Stranger: but they wont find me
You: yes they can.
You: i can save this log, and omegle will be able to track your IP address.
Stranger: hahahaha "okay"
Stranger: "i scaaaaaaaaaaared"
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: what ever
Stranger: i think im gonna move on
You: you better be scared, zombie kid.
Stranger: too bad im not
You: we will find you and TAKE ALL YOUR TURTLES.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by the way, you can say "knock knock" and when they say "who's there" you say "disco". When they say "disco who?", you say "disco-nnected" and disconnect.

[WiiMan96]

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That's a deep conversation, right there.

I know. Can you believe it?

[Petpetfood]

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You: I LIKE CAPS
Stranger: YOU MEAN BILLY MAYS?
You: NO
You: WHO ARE YOU?
Stranger: IM SOMEONE
You: NO YOU'RE A STRANGER
Stranger: A STRANGER WITH CANDY
You: REESES BIG CUPS?
You: SKITTLES?
You: POP TARTS?
Stranger: I HAVE EVERYTHING
You: MILK CHOCLATE?
Stranger: ANYTHING YOU CAN NAME
Stranger: ITS IN MY BIG VAN THOUGH
You: IS IT SOUND PROOF?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OF COURSE
You: RUMBLE PROOF?
Stranger: YES OF COURSE
Stranger: OBVIOUSLY
You: NO WINDOWS EXCEPT FOR A LITTLE PEEP HOLE?
Stranger: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO IN AND GET THE CANDY
Stranger: YESSSS
You: DOES IT HAVE A LOAKING DEVICE?
You: CLOAKING*
Stranger: YES
You: CAN IT FLY?
Stranger: YES OF COURSE
You: CAN IS SPIT FIREBALLS
Stranger: YES. WHAT VAN CAN'T?
You: CAN IT FART?
You: CAN IT
You: CAN IT EAT?
Stranger: YES. IT CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN NAME
You: CAN IT POOP?
You: CAN IT CAN CAN CAN
You: CAN IT CAN IT
You: CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT V
Stranger: YES JUST GET IN THE VAN
You: CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT CAN IT V
You: BUT IS IT WHITE?
You: OR IS THE VAN RED?
Stranger: NO, ITS RAINBOW COLORED
You: IS THE INTERIOR HAVE CLOTH? BECAUSE IM ALLERGIC TO FUR
Stranger: OF COURSE NOT
You: IS IT METAL?
Stranger: YES. THATS HOW IT CANT RUMBLE
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO METAL!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: I HAVE ANOTHER VAN
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO VANS
Stranger: A JEEP
Stranger: OR MY HOUSE
You: JEEP IS MAD COW DISEASE TO ME
You: AND MY MOM SAYS I CANT LEAVE 10 FEET FROM HER
Stranger: YOUR MOM CAN COME
You: SHES WORKING RIGHT NOW
Stranger: WE CAN HAVE A THREESO--- I MEAN... TEA PARTY
You: PLUS THE JEEP HAS METAL!
You: BUT IM ALLERGIC TO TEA!
Stranger: COKE.
You: COKE HAS SUGAR WHICH KILLS ME
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: THEN DONT COME
Stranger: E
Stranger: GOOD BYE
You: OK
You: CANDY?
Stranger: YES
You: YOU PROMIESD CANDY
Stranger: HERE HAVE IT
You: GO GET IT OUT OF THE VAN
Stranger: -SHOVS CANDY TO YOU-
Stranger: IT KILLED YOU
Stranger: YOU CANT HAVE SUGAR
You: NO
Stranger: REMEMBER?
You: CANDY IS MY TRUE POWER
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO
Stranger: GOODBYE
You: CANDY IS MY LSD MEDICINE
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I always win.

[SuperFireKirby]

That was amazing.

[Petpetfood]

That was amazing.

No ones molesting me on my watch.

[WiiMan96]

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Stranger: hello 26m ger you?
You: Ger to you too!
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
You: ?
You:
Stranger: who are you
You: I'm not quite sure.
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You: And you?
Stranger: im fine,thanks
Stranger: where are U from
You: *tomato throwing commences*
You: I'm from a place.
You: On Earth.
Stranger: uh huh
You: *tomato throwing ceases temporarily*
You: *tomato throwing commences again*
Stranger: ?
You: *tomato throwing continues*
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You: Rolf Harris.
Stranger: martin
You: Bono
Stranger: jhon
You: Jhon to you too.
You: Egbert.
Stranger: jhon to you to again
You: Jhon be awesome.
You: Whatever that is.
You: But in the grand scheme of things, Egbert wins.
You: Are you Egbert?
You: EGBERT!
You: It's been so long!
You: I see.
You: Knock knock.
You: Knock Knock.
Stranger: i can speak english well so i translated now
You: Okay.
You: That is good.
Stranger: where you from
You: I are from MArs.
You: MARS
You: MARS DAMMIT
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: dong dong
You: Knock knock joke!
You:
You: Knock knock
You: Stranger is typing...
You: Knock knock
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: I are from Mars.
You: MARS
You: MARS DAMMIT
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: more
You: Smores are awesome, indeed.
You: I are from Pluto.
You: PLUTO
You: PLUTO DAMMIT
You: KNOCK KNOCK
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You: http://www.hellohowareyoutoday.com/
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You: Andrew?
You: If it's you, my email is rudolph624_tree@gmail.com
Stranger: whoz andrew?
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Stranger: hello
You: Tent my toe.
Stranger: wtf...
You: Tell my gall bladder it's too igloo.
You: Sign me up for soccer class, Debra!
Stranger: ahhhaaa
Stranger: okay
You: I was raised by a cup of coffee.
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You: If I said I hated you...
You: Would you:
You: A) Cry
You: B) Bomb the US
You: C) Eat Pie
You: D) Indifferent to the matter, seeing as I'm a complete stranger.
Stranger: z) fuck off
You: E) Eat more pie.
You: Z) you chose.
You: You were killed by Hans Zimmerman's left shoe.
Stranger: im osama
You: The -man was for good measure.
Stranger: im brother of obama
You: You're Obama?
Stranger: obama osama
Stranger: no, osama
You: Brother of Osama?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im gona nuke you, look to sky kid
You: Tricked fail.
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Stranger: hey!
You: *raps*
Stranger: from?
You: Reach for the sky, it's the FBI!
You: */raps*
Stranger: fcuk!
You: Fcuk?
You: I no speak Latin.
Stranger: aha ?f-m?
You: F-M?
You: GHIJKL
Stranger: ya
You: Total, man.
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Stranger: KD O POVO DO BRASIIIIIIIIIL???
You: YA
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AND NOW for some of my talks, translated to a random language and back to English. See if you can decipher it!


It link servant... 
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The strange one: hey
You:  Having it agree, costly friend. 
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The person: heuyu
who does not become acquainted with it is stranger:: heyy
you: you know and this ham is really good!
Am I the person who, wish and do not become acquainted with you: a little?
The person needless to say you: here you who does not become acquainted with it goes!
The you:*ham*
the person: who creeps do not become acquainted with it the one [the crane nature plant]
you: yes who yes it is the wear.
You: I no I talk the trawl.
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[Petpetfood]

A few of my scary ones.

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Stranger: hey, m or f and what's up?
You: HEY
You: GET IN MY VAN
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You: Dude am I gonna pick you up tonight for the big party?
Stranger: no sorry boo
You: But you can't bail out now!
Stranger: well i am going on a date with ma bf
You: But...I thought we had something...
Stranger: naah hun we ddnt
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You: Would you like the blue or red pill?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: blue
You: Ok, here take it.
Stranger: why
You: Swallow it.
Stranger: no
You: Ok, what about the red pill then?
Stranger: no why
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You: Hello sir.
Stranger: hi thar.
You: I got a huge gash in my thigh.
Stranger: No way lad. D:
You: My heart rate is getting slower, is that ok?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Yes it is
You: But I feel dizzy...
You: I'm not gonna make it.
Stranger: BE STRONG D:<
You: I will write my will to you, make sure to save it.
Stranger: o_O
You: Ok, I leave my 3 dollars to my nephew.
You: And my Tic-Tacs to my dad.
You: And my box to my son.
You: And this carton of milk to you my friend.
Stranger: im sleepy .. =.=
Stranger: AND WAT
Stranger: i want a plastic spoon D:<
You: Oh man i'm seeing colors.
You: Before i die...
You: You can have my Secret mansion.
You: AHH THE GASH!
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: yaaaawn *
You: It's at 4005 Maple leaf drive in Texas.
You: Goodbye world...
You: And more importantly...
Stranger: BYE : D
You: You my friend...
Stranger: :]
You: I never had a true friend...
Stranger: byebye sir BD
You: Please say you are my friend...it's my last request in life.
Stranger: you're my ..
You: Please...
Stranger: FWUIIEEEND
You: I beg you...
Stranger: o.O
You: Thank you. Now I can die with no regrets...
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: bye bye : D
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[jimbob4260]

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Stranger: im michael jackson
You: again?
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You: Jacob?
Stranger: Drake?
You: Yeah
Stranger: DUDE ITS YOU!
You: DUCKS!
Stranger: wassup man
Stranger: i miss you
You: stuff
You: I miss you too
Stranger: man i wish i could suck your dick right now but
Stranger: ive been busy lately
Stranger: taking care of the kids
You: Don't worry, I'm performing such deeds upon myself in your name
Stranger: alright thats cool
You: Oh and I'll take care of your kids for you, if you catch my drift
Stranger: awwww drake you shouldnt
Stranger: will you?
You: Yeah
Stranger: alright starting tommrow alright?
You: So long as you have some spare trash bags and some windex
Stranger: yeah yeah yeah
Stranger: i know the drill
You: Just checking
Stranger: damn
Stranger: why do we have so many kids
You: i don't know
Stranger: damn i knew i shouldnt been drunk so many times
Stranger: i have 24 kids and impregnated 28 woman
Stranger: tell me drake hows that possible man?
You: it's like being at a shooting range aimed towards a playground if you play your cards right
Stranger: yeah i guess your right
You: just like the price
Stranger: mmmhmm
Stranger: you still have it?
You: yeah
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: baking cookies lately?
You: yeah
You: lots
Stranger: mmm sounds delicous
Stranger: what flavor?
You: cookie flavored
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: sounds delicous
Stranger: i heard you got in trouble with the police
Stranger: what happen?
You: that kid came out of nowhere
You: I was so shocked that I just had to punch him
You: stupid toddlers
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: thats exactly what tim said
You: i know, i was there
Stranger: then i punched tim in the face
Stranger: because i thought he was lieing]
Stranger: god man
Stranger: i should sorry right?
You: it's quite the common case
Stranger: hmph
Stranger: so any swamp rats lately?
You: nope
Stranger: no chinks ?
You: just a few, don't tell anyone that I'm dishonorable to my diet
Stranger: alright alright
Stranger: what about (hate word)?
You: nope
Stranger: sand (hate word)?
You: possibly
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: what about them skinheads?
You: My diet is mostly comprised of children until this illness of mine clears up
Stranger: ah i see
Stranger: same here
Stranger: but i masturbate to kiddie porn
Stranger: its pretty gruesome
You: Who doesn't?
Stranger: bill gates
You: Of course
You: he invented love
Stranger: of course
Stranger: he inveted straightness?
Stranger: fuck him
You: partially
You: yeah
Stranger: he should be hanged
You: hanged from the highest tower of my mancastle
Stranger: good thing we got that obama on our side
Stranger: hes gay
You: he's not wearing hockey pads, unfortunately
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: what about john?
You: john has no say in the matter
Stranger: whats he been up to lately?
Stranger: no shit?
You: yes, shit
Stranger: haha
You: lots and lots of shit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what about keegan?
You: he was delicious
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: i wouldnt it
Stranger: i mean i wanted it
You: I'll save you some next time
Stranger: drake why do you always gotta take the fun
Stranger: everytime man
Stranger: you gotta stop it man
You: I'm sorry, my hunger gets the best of me
Stranger: i know i know
Stranger: i dont blame you
Stranger: so what happen to Jack?
Stranger: I heard he got in a fight with tim
You: he did?
You: ooh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: he beat the shit out of tim
You: poor tim
Stranger: because he slept with his husband
You: always getting shit beaten out of him
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i should see him
You: doesn't he know that everyone sleeps with his husband?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: ive done it 25 times
You: a new record, eh?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i think charlie has done it over 56 times
You: wow
You: lucky charlie
Stranger: nah he aint lucky
Stranger: jack found out about charlie
Stranger: he slit his throat
You: that sucks
Stranger: i know]
You: poor charlie
Stranger: would you sleep with jack?
You: already have
Stranger: oh yeah did you know when tim was halving sex with jack
Stranger: he figured out jack had a vagina
Stranger: it was so disgusting
You: poor tim and jack and his vagina
Stranger: how come you never found out
Stranger: you slept with him?
You: I hadn't paid too much attention
Stranger: ohhh i see
Stranger: he drugged you?
You: yep
You: aquadots
Stranger: ah what an asshole
You: roofies but for artistic kids
Stranger: yep
You: such a shame
Stranger: i know
Stranger: you seen any mexicans lately
Stranger: you know running around with their little knives
You: yeah
You: i was beaten for taking one of their knifes
Stranger: who?
Stranger: who beat you?
You: carlos
Stranger: CARLOS?
You: yeah
Stranger: You mean our 6th grade bully?
You: yep
Stranger: you want me to kill him?
You: he turned mexican since then
You: and yes
Stranger: I got an m1 right here
Stranger: alright when
Stranger: schedule
Stranger: im open on mondays through fridays
You: tuesday would be great for a carlos shooting
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you want me to torture him?
Stranger: rip his nut sacks off one at a time?
You: that'd be awesome
Stranger: and then finally his dick?
You: yes
Stranger: or do you want to keep his dick as a souvinear?
You: I could totally hang it from my rearview mirror
Stranger: haha nice
Stranger: alright tuesday it is
You: yep
Stranger: wait man
Stranger: it is tuesday>
You: OH NO IT IS!!!
Stranger: shit
You: is there enough preparation time?
Stranger: no
You: darn.
Stranger: i need to get all my gear
Stranger: tommorow?
You: sounds good
Stranger: ill come to your house with his dick dangling from your mirror
You: I can't wait
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so what are we going to do with tim?
You: we should get him a date
Stranger: the poor bastard been taking coke
Stranger: a date?
You: yeah
Stranger: hes an ugly ass guy though?
You: yeah but it would do wonders for his skin
Stranger: how are we gonna find someone handsome for him?
Stranger: yeah i guess your right
Stranger: still
You: yeah
You: It'll be a difficult quest
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so what you up to lately?
You: making cookie flavored cookies
Stranger: mmmhhmmmhmm
Stranger: you make cookies the best
You: it's my secret ingredient
Stranger: but i make sex way better
You: yeah
Stranger: what time is it right now drake?
You: time to kill carlos
Stranger: i told you
Stranger: i need exactly 6 hours to prepare
Stranger: i dont want to go to jail
Stranger: with all those woman
You: are you going to pack a hammer?
Stranger: yeah
You: i see
Stranger: im gonna cut his balls off
Stranger: and then smash them in front of his face
You: is that what the hammer's purpose is?
Stranger: yup
You: nice.
Stranger: also for breaking his kneecaps so he doesn't run
Stranger: or should i should him in the kneecaps?
You: both
Stranger: yeah your right
Stranger: the more the merrier
You: then rub lemon flavored salt in his wounds
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that would make him suffer
You: very much so
Stranger: that fuckin immigrant
Stranger: he should never had touch you
Stranger: dont worry i got your back
You: thanks
Stranger: no problem man
Stranger: so
Stranger: wheres john mccain
You: sleeping with a wife
Stranger: heard he slept with his own sons
You: again?
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what a double crosser
You: i know, right
Stranger: he so fuckin slick]
Stranger: man i wish i was like him
You: slick like his elderly hair
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: too bad hes in the Ku klux klan
You: such a shame
Stranger: i know
Stranger: well drake gotta go kill carlos
Stranger: later man
You: see you later
Stranger: alright
Stranger: take care
You: you too
Stranger: and make sure you dont over do it with the kids
You: I'll try
Stranger: by tommorow his dick will be on your mirror
Stranger: cool?
You: cool.
Stranger: alright
You: alright
Stranger: take care drake
You: you too
Stranger: yeah
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