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[WiiMan96]

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You: Lyh oui keja sa y tummyn?
Stranger:
You: Bmayca?
Stranger: :DD
You: E haat y tummyn.
Stranger: -.-
You: Fryd? E's muhamo!
Stranger: >
Stranger: >.>
You: E tuh'd mega oui.
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You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: my sex is male
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: Please?
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: That's good to know.
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: No? Okay.
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Ouch! My browser!
You: XD
You: Why?
You: I agree.
You: I concur.
You: Me too!
You: That's great.
You: TREEEE!!!!!!!!
You: Battle cries.
You: w00t!
You: Good luck!
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Wait, wut?
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: what is the word "ya"
Stranger: sounds like nigger-speak to me
You: Okay. Goodbye!
You: Wait.....
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: i dont speak nigger
Stranger: try and get a translator
You: I see.
You: Here's one I built in.
You: Can I have your house?
Stranger: Well, give me some reasons
You: You're awesome
You: and nice
You: and slightly mental
You: therefore
You: you
You: will
You: give
You: me
You: your
You: house
You:
Stranger: Why you, and not a orphan on the street?
You: What if I am that orphan on the street?
You: Oh fine,
You: give it to an orphan
You: and see what I care.
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: how's life?
Stranger: Pretty good
Stranger: Hows yours ?
You: Living.
You: Certainly not dead.
You: So...
You: You know, your cooking has really improved lately.
Stranger: Really !?
Stranger: Thats good to know
Stranger: Was it that bad before ?
You: Yes. But now that you own your own five star restaurant, everything has been worth it.
You: Right?
You: Random person?
Stranger: Definitly
Stranger: Very random
You: Yes.
You: I am random too.
You: We are similar in some way!
Stranger: Whoo !
Stranger: We can be random together
You: No thanks.
You: Oh wait...
You: Sure! Why not?
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: I was about to be really sad
Stranger: That I was getting dumped by a random stranger
You: That happened once.
You: I was all like, "Disconnect now if you don't like pie" and they disconnected.
You: That was random.
You: In a way.
You: Maybe.
You: Kind of.
You: Sorta.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Who doesnt like pie !?
You: Only them, coz everyone else on here seems to especially like lemon meringue pie in particular. Including myself.
You: You?
Stranger: Lemon meringue !
Stranger: Thats tasty
Stranger: I like blueberry too
Stranger: and key lime
You: TASTY? It's frikin' delicious!
You:
You: Key Lime? Have we met?
You: You sound familiar.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: No
Stranger: I dont think so
Stranger: I dont remember discussing my pie preferences with anyone else
You: Okay, it was just half an hour ago
You: and this guy said his favourite pie was lemon meringue
You: and key lime in second place.
You: RANDOM!!!
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: He has my pies !
Stranger: And Im a girl
Stranger: So thats a no
You: Indeed.
You: Though for some odd reason I use the term 'guy' for both genders.
You: That isn't right.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Alot of people do
You: Yay! I'm part of an autonomous collective!
You: Are you?
You: I am!
You: *dances profusely*
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: Yes !
You: Which one?
Stranger: *joins in dancing*
You: *dances some more, then trips on left toe and lands on a pie*
You: *Mmm.. lemon meringue!*
You: Well, thank you for this insightful and meaningful conversation.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: No problem
Stranger: Thats what Im here for
You: Same here! What a coincidence!
You: Have a nice life!
Stranger: You too (:
You: And don't eat too much pie.
You: If any one asks, we never talked, and I am a Teletubby.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: goodbye
You: hello!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u?
You: I'm from finland, 23
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Stranger: i'm male
You: I beg to differ.
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: Hello.
Stranger: you beg to differ?
You: Yes.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: hi
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: ok
You: Thanks! I'll be right over.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much
You: I'm actually being eaten by a polar bear, if that counts.
You: I kinda need some help here...
You: OH GEEZ ITS GOTMYLEG FORTHELOVEOFGODHELPME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
You: Thank you for your input.
You: I am now dead.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hell, there!
You: *Hello, sorry.
Stranger: age?
You: 13
You: yours?
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: you?
You: Location: AU
Stranger: 14
Stranger: f
Stranger: Taiwan
Stranger: you?
You: Australia.
You: you?
Stranger: Taiwan
You: Australia. You?
You: Australia. You?
You: Oh.Taiwan. Sorry.
Stranger: = =
You:
You: Do you like pie, by any chance?
You: No? How about a dollar?
You: No? How about a pie?
Stranger: i like pie
You: What kind?
You: I like lemon meringue myself
You: Goodbye.
You: I'm back.
Stranger: .......
Stranger: bye
You: hello
Stranger: ??
You: I exist now.
You: You also exist.
You: Can I have ya wallet?
You: Or ya house?
You: Or ya watch?
Stranger: k0013
You: Thank yo
You: *you
Stranger: BYE
You: Goodbye
You: I'm back! Are you?
Stranger: KISS YOU
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: HAHA
You: Thanks.
You: I'm gonna eat lasagne now.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: are you josh?
Stranger: are u cindy?
You: YES!!!
Stranger: sweet
You: Wait, I just checked. No.
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: ok
You: Sorry.
Stranger: u wanna do it anyways
Stranger: ?
You: Sure! Come on over!
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You: good times.
Stranger: http://omegle.com/
You: It's funny coz I'm there.
Stranger: *blows load*
You: It's funny coz you said something.
You: It's funny coz you didn't reply.
Stranger: wut?
You: It's funny coz you said wut?
Stranger: its funny casue im telin my mom
You: It's funny coz ya mum can't find me
Stranger: yesh she caN
Stranger: shes a cop
You: It's funny coz I haven't supplied you with any personally identifying information
You: It's funny coz I win
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Stranger: m?
You: j!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: you rock
You: Thanks! I'm made out of Granite myself. You?
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you're made of granite?
You: Yes! What are you made of?
You: Never mind. Wrong question.
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Stranger: good kitttya
You: And...?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: can i have ya shoes?
Stranger: aight
You: awesome.
You: I'll be there @ 7.
Stranger: k
You: that's good. I'll get my jacket.
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Stranger: i like guys
You: I'm assuming you're female, then?
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You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
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You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
Stranger: Lmao, hello Warren.
You: I have excellent fine and gross motor skills which will assist me in developing this industry.
You: How are ya?
Stranger: Oh, really?
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
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Stranger: Are you from New Hampshire by any chance?
You: Um... sure.
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Stranger: I love zaxh
You: Only if you have one.
Stranger: zach
You: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Stranger: Hello ASL?
You: All I know is I am not one of his minions.
You: You?
You: Hello?
You: Minion?
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You: Can I have ya keys?
Stranger: Well sure
You: Can I have ya house too?
Stranger: Oh man
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: what's in it for me?
You: I'll rickroll you!!!
Stranger: Oh wow, that does sound like the good end of a deal
You: Whattaya waitin' for, then?
You: I'll be there @ 5.
You: TO KILL YA MUM!!!!!!
You: And give you a cookie.
You: For consolation.
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: I haven't had a cookie in so long
Stranger: Make sure I thank you at the time
You: ( :: )
You: You already got eet!
You: In fact
You: I'm going over there right now.
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: for what?
You: A dollar!!!!!
You: $
You: Please?
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: Do you have anything else to offer?
You: Two dollars!!!
You: $$
Stranger: Not money, other things
You: My soul?
Stranger: are you a male or a female
You: male.
You: you?
Stranger: same
You: Say...
You: can I have ya watch?
Stranger: why do you want my house?
You: Coz I can
Stranger: and why do you want my watch
You: Coz I can
You: Can I have ya wallet?
Stranger: you're weird
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Stranger: ahh
You: hello
Stranger: ha
You: lol
Stranger: wats up
You: stuff. you?
Stranger: samw
Stranger: tv stuff
Stranger: im watching ice age!
Stranger: ... theres nothing one
You: Very good. I'm on da interwebz.
Stranger: on*
Stranger: hows that?
You: dunno.
Stranger: y dunno?
You: i dunno.
You: you know?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: lol
You: I also guess that u know.
You: interesting...
Stranger: psychik
You: total, man
Stranger: like the cereal?
You: sure, why not?
Stranger: haha where u from?
You: New zealand.
You: u?
Stranger: ahh lucky
Stranger: US sadly
You: I see.
You: Why so sad?
Stranger: id rather be somewhere else
You: > D:
You: where?
You: I'd rather be in bed. <<
Stranger: iono anywhere
Stranger: haha why what time is it?
You: Oh wait. I am in bed.
Stranger: lucky
Stranger: i got class in like a half hour
You: I'm sick.
Stranger: eww
Stranger: no happy face
You: I'm a SWINE!!!!
Stranger: thats not good
You: Not that sick, ok...
You: but at least i'm home.
Stranger: lol i only get sick like twice a year
Stranger: true
You: same here
You: but when I do get it it's pretty bad.
Stranger: same
Stranger: i get the chills
You: I get da... thrillz?
You:
Stranger: ha
You: *bad rhyme*
Stranger: never had that sickness
Stranger: yous a rappa
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: haha
You: haha indeed
Stranger: so hows new zealand ive always wanted to go down there
You: It's pretty cold where I live...
You: But da snows are beautiful
You: and awesome.
Stranger: ooo right now?
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: you go snowboardin at all?
You: Not really.
You: I throw snowballs at my sister. >>
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old r u anyways?
You: 13.
Stranger: ahh im 19 lol
You: Cery good. How's life?
You: *very
Stranger: kinda crappy right now
Stranger: u?
You: I'm sick. But ok, i guess.
You:
Stranger: ha must be the cold
You: Indeed.
You: It's Winter down here, btw.
Stranger: ooo i didnt know that
Stranger: its still summer haha
You: yes.
You: differing seasons in differing hemispheres.
You: Hooray! Differences!
Stranger: yup i remember now lol
You: Hooray! Remembery!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i like to make up words too like YOSH~!
You: How's about MARTHY!!!!!!!!
You: Awesome battle cry is awesome.
Stranger: isnt that a name?
Stranger: MAAARRRTTHHY!!!
You: There's Marky, and Martha... :/
You: MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTHHHY!!!!
Stranger: aaaarrgh
You: Oh noes! Are you hurt?
You: *begins CPR*
Stranger: ive been killed
You: oh crap.
You: It's been nice knowing you.'
You: Have a nice death!
Stranger: i will be rememberd
Stranger: well not rlly
You: remembery'd!
Stranger: haha bye off to heaven
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Stranger: hey
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: no, i don't know you yet :V
You: I hate you.
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Stranger: nooga
You: Is this ebay?
Stranger: Yes you're the current highest bidder.
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You: I should think so. Why do you ask?
You: Of course. I'll attend to that shortly.
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You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: are you shayam
You: Sure.
Stranger: hey shayam how are you
You: Wait... no. Sorry.
Stranger: i was looking for you form such a long time
You: I'm Pete.
You: How are ya?
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: good
Stranger: what about you
You: I'm fine.
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what ?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what ?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: what?
You: I know. Can you believe it? ASPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: what ?
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Stranger: Mexicans
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
Stranger: thats hot
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[WiiMan96]

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Stranger: A/S/L?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: lol
You: Indeed.
Stranger: You're expecting Pedobear, weren't you?
Stranger: were
You: Sure. Why not?
You:
Stranger: You're not remotely amusing.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: Okay.
You: Sure. Why not?Sure. Why not?Sure. Why not?Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: This is interesting
Stranger: I can disconnect at any time, dude...
You: So can I.
You: Goodbye
Stranger: It's not annoying..
You: Okay.
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Nope, still not.
You: Good.
You: Let's be constructive, then
You: CAn I have ya house?
Stranger: I live in Denmark...
Stranger: And I do not own this house..
You: Can I have A house?
Stranger: Yes, but you will have to pay for it yourself.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Let's bake a cake.
Stranger: Sure. Why not?
You: Cheesecake or Angel cake?
You:
Stranger: Not cheesecake.. Ew.
You: Darn. My favourite...
Stranger: What the hell is Angel cake?;O
You: Some American food no-one cares about.
You:
Stranger: What about pie?
You: PIE?
You: PIE!!!!
Stranger: Cream-pie
You: Don't get me started..
You: Lemon Meringue!!! FTW!!!
Stranger: Nah.
You: You're hard to please.
Stranger: Mazarine
You: Okay...
You: Sure. Why not?
You: I had to.
Stranger: You had to, I know.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Oops.
Stranger: Still not
You: 13, m, au.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 15 m dk
You: You made me!!!!!
I was legally obligated to tell you.
Stranger: True that.
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: I hate teenagers..
You: YES!!!!!
You: w00t!!!
You: Join the club!
You: wait, wut?
Stranger: Yeah..
You: Sure. Why not?
You:
Stranger: Where in Australia do you live?
Stranger: Approximately.
You: STALKER!!!!!!!
You: Sydney.
You: Approx.
You: You?
Stranger: lol
You: Where in Australia do you live?
You:
Stranger: It is actually called approximately, but what ever.
Stranger: I live in Denmark, douchebag.
You: I knows.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Wait, that's not very nice!
You: I'm telling MUMMY!!!!
Stranger: The time is about 3, right?
You: 8:30 am here.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Fail.
You: Epic fail.
You:
Stranger: How the?
Stranger: No, it isn't..
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Oh crap.
You: My toast is cold.
Stranger: How the hell?
Stranger: OH NO!
Stranger: OHHHH
You: ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stranger: I know, what I did wrong
Stranger: (with the time conversion)
You: what?
Stranger: I should have added 8 hours, not removed 9 (which should be 8, summertime)
You: Yes.
You: It's Winter here.
You: But summer there.
Stranger: I knows
You:
You: You knows?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Oh ye
You: Iagree.
You: I agree.
You: Yeah.
You: Fail.
Stranger: Very much, indeed.
Stranger: Do you have MSN?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: No.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Why not? (xD)
You: I have email, though.
Stranger: High-tech dude, you are!
You: Oh ya! Total, man.
Stranger: Don't you have any IM?
You: Sure. Why not?
You: No.
You: Except this.
Stranger: LOL
You: Which is with a random stranger I don't kno.
You: know*
Stranger: Exactly:D
You:
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: ...
You: Sorry
You: That didn't even make sense.
Stranger: When did it?
You: that time.
You: The
You: Sure. Why not?
You: thing.
You: Before.
Stranger: Still doesn't make sense.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Oh no.
You: I am confused with myself.
Stranger: Yes.
You: OH NO???
Stranger: Oh ye
You: Hey, BTW...
Stranger: Aha?
You: I'm currently being devoured by a Polar Bear.
You: Just so you know.
Stranger: I thought so.
You: Indeed.
You: Well, I guess I'm just gonna jump into his mouht there...
You: Mouth*
Stranger: Sure. Why not?
You: XD
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: pwnd
You: Total pwnage
Stranger: Oh ye
You: I'm dead, BTW.
Stranger: I know.
You: Can you perform CPR?
Stranger: Not online.
You: Crap.
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Ye.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Oh, right.
You: I lose my copy and paste privileges when I'm dead.
Stranger: True that.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: oops.
You: They're coming tah GET ME!!!!
You: Even though I'm dead.
You: Inside a polar bear.
Stranger: You're undead.
Stranger: Zombie!
You: w00t!
You: Thank you!
You: Can I have ya brains?
Stranger: If you can steal it online, then yes.
You: Done.
You: Wait...
You: The punch line...
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: I could mail it to you, though.
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah. But that makes you look more like a stalker.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: True, true.
Stranger: But then again... Sure, why not?
You:
You: This has indeed been an interesting conversation.
You: Random, nonetheless.
Stranger: True that, ma nigga.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: But why...?
You:
Stranger: I have absolutely no idea.
You: Very well.
You: Can I have ya idea?
You: To put in your brain that I've got?
You:
Stranger: I did not understand that sentence..
You: I have your brain, and I want to put yor idea in it.
You: *your
Stranger: Ahhhhh
You: Well, it's been nice chatting with you.
Stranger: I have none..
You: DARN IT!!!!
Stranger: It has been unpleasant chatting with you, though.
You: Sure. Why not?
You: Have a nice life!
Stranger: Thank you.
You: AND GIMME YA HOUSE!!!
Stranger: You too.
Stranger: Wait..
Stranger: You're dead..
You: Undead...
Stranger: What ever..
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: True.
You: Goodbye.
You: *goes to hell*
Stranger: You can't disconnect, can't you?
You: Fine then.
You: THough I am dead.
You:
You have disconnected.




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You: Have a dollar, why dontcha!
Stranger: Nellie?
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You: Have a dollar!
Stranger: Have a dollar back?
Stranger: EVEN?
You: Hooray!
Stranger: Hi five's all around.
You: W00t!
Stranger: But don't touch my dollar.
Stranger: I am watching you.
You: Fine then. <.<
Stranger: ... ...
Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC DOLLAR.
You: My dollar lived in a lake for seven years with his spouse and three children. Yours?
You: Can I have it?
Stranger: YES. ONLY IF YOU MAKE 3 EASY PAYMENTS.
Stranger: OF 1 DOLLAR.
You: But... that means...
You: the doctor said...
You: wait, my mother....
You: SURE!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS MAKES ANOTHER SALE.
Stranger: FROM HEAVEN.
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Stranger: HEY MAN.
Stranger: I MISSED YOU!
You: DON'T SHOUT!
You: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Stranger: *whispers*
Stranger: sorry!
You: *whispers*
You: no problem. anyways...
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
Stranger: indeed.
Stranger: i believe so aswell.
You: This is the home ec department for chicago high, right?
Stranger: yessiree!
You: WOOO! Let's bake a cake!
Stranger: *high five*
You: *high six*
You: *excuses two opposable thumbs*
Stranger: YOU HAVE SIX FINGERS!?
Stranger: HOLY SHIT.
You: YES!!!
You: YOU'RE SHOUTING AGAIN!
Stranger: abnormality! *whispers*
You: It makes me type fast.
You: Watch!
You: My name is Warren, and I believe that I will be a great asset to your company.
You: Heh?
You: Heh??
Stranger: *nods*
You: So...
You: what abnormalities do you have?
Stranger: my extra toenails?
Stranger: and cat claws, on my buttocks.
You: Charming.
Stranger: yessiree!
You: We should meet sometime, so my kleptomanic ways can be exposed at your house.
Stranger: wanna spank me?
Stranger: *raises eyebrows*
You: Say...
Stranger: have you been playing sims 3?
You: YES!!!!!
You: Have I ever?
You: Yes.
You: Definitely.
You: Yup.
Stranger: ME TOO! I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: (:
You: No doubt about it.
Stranger:
You: Thanks! Me too!
Stranger:
You: I'm so happy!!!
Stranger: me too!
You: What's ya sim's job?
You: Mine's an International Super Spy.
You:
You: Incidentally, my sim is also a kleptomaniac.
Stranger: my sims don't have jobs..
Stranger: THEY KILL EACHOTHER!
Stranger: for fun. (:
You: I was about to ask, are they dead?
Stranger: One. I burnt him.
You: Do you use money cheats?
Stranger: I do, do you?
You: Yay! ^^
Stranger: ?
You: To above. But yes, I do.
You: Sorry.
Stranger: I wish that there was a colour wheel for the skin colour though..
Stranger: not that we were talking about that
You: Not that we were talking about killing people either...
Stranger: heh.
You: Mine's got the Fast Metabolism Lifetime Reward. DON'T GET IT! They go up like a baloon every time they eat.
You: *balloon
Stranger: woah, hahah
Stranger: I was thinking of getting the change lifetime wish, incase I get bored
You: You could, but I heard the modifying traits one is pretty good as well.
Stranger: woah, i didn't notice that one :O
You: Indeed.
You: You know, this is the longest conversation I've ever had on here
Stranger: really>
You: That didn't involve rickrolling, that is.
Stranger: Oh my.
You: Yes.
You: And they ask if they can have ya watch, or ya house, and I'm like, "Sure, why not?"
Stranger:
Stranger: Will you squirt jello on my penis?
You: Yeah, you killed it.
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Stranger: hey
You: It's you.
Stranger: it is
You: The money is in the back.
You: Leave me be.
Stranger: u mean bank?
You: I mean back.
You: But there's more in the bank, I guess.
Stranger: not in mine there isnt
You: Have my account number, then!
You: It's--- WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_--------------
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You: Me too!
Stranger: really?
You: Totally, man.
Stranger: cool
You: I agree.
Stranger: i love lucy
You: That's good to know.
Stranger: wait a second
You: Okay.
Stranger: who is this
Stranger: ?
You: *speaks in Darth Vader tone* I AM YOUR FATHER
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Stranger: i am obese, waht id your opninon on this
You: eat some pie! Pie is awesome.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no
Stranger: i like pie better
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: not pie
Stranger: cake
Stranger: cake
You: Can I have ya glasses?
Stranger: waht do you need my galsses for
Stranger: there covered n grease and smel kinda funny
Stranger: but if you want them then sure
You: Can I have ya ring, then?
Stranger: no, youd have to saw my finger off to get to it
Stranger: actuyll im not even sure if i still ave it
Stranger: or if the dfat ate it
You: Fair enough.
You: Can I have ya pie, too?
Stranger: WAIT ARE YOU ASKIGN FOR MY HAND IN MARRIGE?
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: PLEASE
You: I'd be giving you a ring if I wanted to marry you I MEAN SURE!!!!!
You: *Not taking it...*
Stranger:
You: YES!!!! I'M SORRY, YES!!! I LOVE YOU, ALFRED!
Stranger: Alfred
Stranger: whos alfred
Stranger: my names Tina
You: YOU'RE NOT ALFRED?
You: That's alright.
Stranger: NO WHOS AFRED
Stranger: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: OMFG
You: I'm not quite sure.
Stranger: BITCH
You: NO!!!!
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Stranger: antonio?
You: steve? It's been so long!
You: How are the kids?
Stranger: they are great! how are u??
You: Are you suggesting I'm a kid?
You: Is so, you're correct.
You: *If
Stranger: good cause i'm not steve
You: good cause i'm not antonio.
You: Well, that was a good waste of my time. See ya!
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Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: hoe r u
You: Do you like marinara sauce?
Stranger: how
You: fine.
You: you?
Stranger: yea
You: good. me too.
You: What with?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: are you from?
You: The doctor said-?
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Stranger: interesting and deep ?
You: Very much so!
Stranger: good!
You: Are you doing it right ways?
Stranger: hm?
You: What's interesting and deep, then!
You: I get my own turn at being random.
You:
You: You're so awesome, I'll give you my car.
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ??
You: Please?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have your house?
Stranger: why
You: Coz it's nice and I want it.
Stranger: you are weir
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: I don't think so..
You: Fine then.
You: Can I have ya car?
Stranger: I don't have a car
You: Can I have ya watch?
You: Please?
Stranger: Okay, if I can find it somewhere
You: I'm dying here! D:
You: YES!!!!!
You: Thank you!
You: I'll be right over.
You: Goodbye.
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[WiiMan96]

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 47, Female, Texas. You?
Stranger: 17 M cali
Stranger: =(
Stranger: 47 lol, Havent seen many people with that age on here
You: That's not very nice.
You: Nah, I'm 13.
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: Thats not nice to trick me -_-
You: Nearly everyone lies on here anyway.
Stranger: Hey was i talking to you before lol?
You: I don't think so...
Stranger: We were talking about spiders >8<!!!
Stranger: >8<!!!
Stranger: KILL IT
You: Nope. I generally talk about pie.
You: I killed it, BTW.
Stranger: Pie? Can you name all the numbers of pie?
Stranger: (//_q) Emo child is not happy you killed one of gods living creatures
You: Pi? I can do 3.141592654, but let me get the rest.
Stranger: YOU MADE HIM CRY
You: That's bad!
Stranger: Just because hes emo doesnt mean he doesnt care about spiders!
You: Wait, lemme get those numbers...
Stranger: Lol!
Stranger: K you seem nice but im really trying to find girls around 17 ro rate a picture of me 1-10
Stranger: >=(
Stranger: Sorry =(
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You: There you go.
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Whoa
You: 8/10, BTW.
Stranger: Lol you havent even seen it
Stranger: Or WAS i talking to you before!
You: I'm psychic. Those numbers prove it!
Stranger: lol wana rate it?
Stranger: No penis or ass
Stranger: Dont worry
You: Goodbye!
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Stranger: 14,boy, nz. u?
You: 13, boy, AU. u?
You: Oh wait. I know that.
Stranger:
You: How's life>?
Stranger: is gd
Stranger: u?
You: It's alive, at least.
Stranger: =]
You: Well, thanks for stopping by!
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Stranger: asl
You: 13 m au
Stranger: gaç
You: wut?
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Stranger: you just lost the game.
You: Crap! ot again!
You: *Not
Stranger: sucks huh ?
You: Can I play it again?
Stranger: people here keep making me lose
Stranger: yesss
You: YAY!
Stranger: do me?
You: What are the rules again?
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Stranger: Hello
You: I agree.
Stranger: With what?
You: I agree.
You: I mean with hello.
Stranger: wat..
You: Yeah!
You: Can you believe it?
Stranger: no
You: I agree.
You: Goodbye.
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Stranger: ok, this thing is acting gay, lol, mary if this is still you, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is SlimNSexy32
You: Sorry, I'm pat.
You: See ya!
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You: Have a dollar!
You: No?
Stranger: poor i am
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: give you
Stranger: get it?
You: Ok, have my bank account number.
You: WAIT, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!---------
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You: It's funny coz I'm eating a pie.
Stranger: Which kind?
You: *om nom nom*
You: Lemon Meringue
You: You?
Stranger: Porkchop Sandwich
You: Ah... it's all starting to make sense...
You: Does it hurt?
Stranger: Very much so
Stranger: Goes nicely with milkbones though
You: I would imagine.
You: I would imagine.
You: Yeah.
You: So...
You: How's the weather over there?
Stranger: Amazing
You: It's raining pie over here.
Stranger: Amazing.
Stranger: We had that problem here, but the courage wolf took care of everything
You: I know! Can you believe it?
You: The wolf thinks it knows everything...
You: And rightfully so!
You: Have you got it?
Stranger: Wonderful in blue
You: yes.
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Thank you. I'll be right over.
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: bukbukbuk
Stranger: Buk
You: Buck!!!
Stranger: I don't know what it means
You: me neither.
Stranger: Wow
You: Let's invent a definition!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: not Suck not Fuck so.. Buck
You: The sound achieved when attempting to impersonate a chicken.
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: Good
You: I gotta go.
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Stranger: Hello
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya house?Can I have ya house?
Stranger: If i owned one you could
You: YES!!!!!
You: When would that be?
Stranger: Im poor so most lie;y neer
You: Have a cookie. ( :: )
You: wait...
You: Why do you have access to a computer?
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: Its not my house
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Stranger: hey
You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger: no, i don't know you yet :V
You: I hate you.
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Stranger: 18 m, wanna cyber?
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: do u mean cam??
You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: ey niggah why u bunt
You: Can I have ya car?
You: Can I have ya house?
You: Can I have ya soul?
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Stranger: hey
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: sure
You: Thank you for your co-operation!
You: I'll be right over.
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You: Can I have ya watch?
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You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: Yeha
You: Thank you!
You: I'll be right over.
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You: Can I have ya house?
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You: Can I have ya house?
Stranger:
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I NEED THE POOL
You: Stuff you.
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Good times.

[SirIngusBingus]

I started to read them all, then I realized there were about 30. I thus gave up.

OMEGLE OVERLOAD

[Jamaha]

My friend actually had a 2-hour conversation on Omegle.

...with supposedly a 14-year-old brasilian girl.

[SuperFireKirby]

It seems people do not care for Sir Robin.

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You: Hello there Sir Robin!
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello There Sir Robin!
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You: Hello There Sir Robin!
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You: Hello There Sir Robin!
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: watsup
You: Hello There Sir Robin!
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Stranger: hey
You: HELLO THERE
You: A FINE DAY WE'RE HAVING
Stranger: HELL NO
You: WOULD YOU SAY NOT?
Stranger: I DISAGREE
You: WHY?
Stranger: ITS RAINING CATS AND DOGS OVER HERE!
You: I WANT A CAT!!!
Stranger: IM ALLERGIC TO CATS, LOL
You: WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE CATS AND DOGS
Stranger: I HAVE A DALMATIAN
You: I WANT SOME!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: i ATE A DALMATION THIS MORNING. yUM =)
Stranger: BUY ONE!
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[ALPRAS]

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xD

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Stranger: hi
You: ola
Stranger: ola
Stranger: de ond es?
You: portugal
Stranger: idd?
You: 17
Stranger: isso sei eu
You: podia ser brasil
Stranger: pois
Stranger: gja ou gjo?
You: gja
Stranger: ok
Stranger: es msmo d ond?
You: lisboa
Stranger: ok
Stranger: kers vir fumar uma ganza kmg?
You: neps, nao fumo ganzas
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tao adeus
You: adeus
Stranger: vou fumar sozinho
You: ok
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Jeez, so many people in the world, and the stranger which I was talking had to a portuguese.....
Some tips:
"Idd" means "Idade", which means "age"
"Gjo/gja" means "gajo/gaja", which means "Dude/Chick"
"Ganza" means "droga", which means "drugs"

Not a particular interesting conversation, but its cool because its between 2 portugueses xD

[WiiMan96]

Very good!
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Stranger: asl?
You: I don't know.
You: You?
You: Are you sure?
You: Come on!
You: Hurry up, I ain't got all day!
You: I'm leaving now.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Sure!
You: ...
Stranger: asl?
You: Sure!
You: ...
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 미쳤냐?
You: Sure!
You: ...
Stranger: 야
Stranger: 한국인이냐?
You: Nah.
You: ...
Stranger: 뭐래 ã...¡ã...¡
You: I'm leaving now.
Stranger: asl뜻 모르냐?
You: Oh!!!
You: Now I see
Stranger: ì•,,ì¡´ë,˜
You: Sure!
Stranger: 뭐라ì"¨ë¶€ë¦¬ë...¸
You: ...
Stranger: 돌ì•,,이가 ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹ã...‹
Stranger: 조또
Stranger: 미친
Stranger: ì•,,ìš°
You: YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: 꺼져ìž,,마
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You: I don't think so
Stranger: hey
You: HI!
Stranger: dont think what
Stranger:
You: Sorry, I was thinking about... something else
You: like an egg sanga.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ok
You: Quite
Stranger: Sup?
You: Um... lemme see..
You: Roof, light,
You: blu-tack
You: chair
You: dragon
You: and all tha.
You: and all that.
You: You?
You: No?
You: Perhaps The Thing About Pickles has come into play!
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You: No. Way.
You: Is that you?
You: Rrga?
You: Crap.
You: I failed.
You: Goodbye.
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You: Doing it right ways?
You: rtlw?
Stranger: hello
You: Crap.
You: FAil again.
You: Sorry.
You: Epic fail.
Stranger: are you a fan of opposums?
You: Yes.
You: They are awesome
You: you?
Stranger: olive u
You: olive u too.
You: I think I know where this is going...
Stranger: armidillos are koolr then polar bears
You: Polar bears eat me all the time! Agreed.
Stranger: i like it when the flowers talk to me
You: Yes.
Stranger: they whisper things
You: I know.
You: MUFFINS!!!!
You: They often shout too.
You: You were saying?
Stranger: i planted flowers
You: I see.
Stranger: but they died
You: Hmm...
Stranger: everything i plant in the ground withers and dies
You: I could let you use my green thumb.
You: It works.
Stranger: I H8 U
You: Unless you like killing harmless plants.
You: I H8 U 2
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Stranger: hey
You: Lemons...?
Stranger: what
You: Do you like lemons?
Stranger: i guess
You: Spicy or dried?
Stranger: what do u mean
You: Spicy, dried lemons are the new craez!
Stranger: realy
You: Yes.
Stranger: hmmm,ill need to try them
You: Indeed! They are quite awesome.
You: Interesting texture...
Stranger: lol
You:
You: So... lemons?
Stranger: i like them
You: Very good! Me too.
You: ...
You: This is going nowhere...
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what music do u like
You: None. Music stinks.
You: Lemons > Music
Stranger: realy
You: Yes.
Stranger: hmmm strange
You: Yes.
You: I agree.
Stranger: lol
You:
Stranger: do u like animals
You: Sure. Why not?
You: But still...
Stranger: i have 4 pets
You: Lemons > Animals
You: But...
You: I have
You: 1
You: 2
You: 4
You: 5 pets!
You: I win.
Stranger: lol
You:
Stranger: your funny
You: Oh, thank you.
You: But lemons are funnier.
Stranger: omg
You: Hmm hm. (in agreement)
You: Wait... are you dying?
Stranger: no
You: Oh.
You: I see.
Stranger: why r u
You: I'm being eaten by a polar bear, actually.
You: It's one of my 5 pets.
Stranger: sure u r
Stranger: lol
You: OMGITSGOTMYLEGFORTHELOVVAGODHELPME!
Stranger: you wouldny be able to replty
You: Thank you for your sincere gesture.
You: I am now dead.
Stranger: lol
You: It's not funny!
You: You killed me, man.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: maby i am a killer
You: It may very well be your destiny... follow it!
You: You're very good at it.
You: Killer.
You:
Stranger: lol
You: Funny thing is, I don't even exist.
Stranger: sure u dont
You: I exist as being dead.
Stranger: you never did
You: But now I am one of nature's many synchronisities...
You: like when an animal dies,
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmmm
You: or you walk into a wall!
You:
Stranger: r u a guy or girl
You: Guess.
Stranger: guy?
You: Yes.
You: You?
Stranger: ngirl
Stranger: ooops girl
You: I see.
Stranger: yup
You: What brought this up?
Stranger: idk
You: We were talking about animals, lemons and death!
You: D:
Stranger: lol
You: Well, it's been nice chattin' with ya.
Stranger: i would suck on lemons when i was a baby
You: Hmmm...
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: byr
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You: I don't see why not!
Stranger: Robots.
You: Quite.
You: Wait for it...
Stranger: Or.
Stranger: Pokemon.
You: LEMONS.
Stranger: OR.
You: LEMONS
Stranger: juice.
You: Box.
Stranger: LUNCH
You: Tree
Stranger: that doesn't fit.
Stranger: PORTRAITS
Stranger: parfaits!
You: I eat my lunch underneath a tree occasionally.
Stranger: Oh I see.
Stranger: Then that works.
You:
You: Parfaits...
You: CAKE
Stranger: Icing.
You: Pie! @_@
Stranger: FILLING!
Stranger: whoa that emoticon
Stranger: are you asian?! hehehe
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: LOL
You: LMAO
You: ROFL
You: ROFLMAO
You: I win.
Stranger: such a strong no
Stranger: do you not like asian people?
You: do YOU not like asian people?
You: I'm impartial.
Stranger: They are the best ever.
You: I see.
Stranger: Because they have emoticons
Stranger: like
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: T.T
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: o.O
You: German dude use those too.
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: are you german then?
You: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: you don't like germans either?
You: I'm impartial.
You: Deja vu!
Stranger: so impartial
You: Yes.
Stranger: anything you are partial to then
You: I often jump on Bandwagons.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sport bandwagons?
Stranger: like the orlando magic bandwagon
Stranger: or the la lakers bandwagon
You: The internet bandwagon. ^_^
You:
Stranger: i seeeee
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You: NO?
You: Queazy?
Stranger: no
You: Octopus?
Stranger: yes
You: WIN!!!!
You: King?
Stranger: no
You: Umbrella?
Stranger: can we play a new game
You: OK.....
You: You're in a room
Stranger: yes
You: full of party supplies.
Stranger: no
You: Obvious exits are:\
You: NORTH
You: SOUTH
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: and DENNIS
Stranger: yes
You: Which do you take?
Stranger: sugat
Stranger: oh my god
You: You get lost and die. Thanks for playing my game!
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Stranger: lol, this thing always disconnects me, im Lia, 23 female in florida, if you wanna know more, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is SlimNSexy32
You: Funny thing is, I've spoken with you before.
You: Goodbye!
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You: Not really.
Stranger: hi
You: I see.
Stranger: not really
Stranger: I see
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Tree
Stranger: Grass
You: Mummy...?
Stranger: Daddy
You: Can I have ya watch?
Stranger: No
You: Okay.
You: Goodbye!
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Stranger: hi
You: Dennis?
Stranger: no
You: Dang.
Stranger: i m mick
You: Okay.
You: Goodbye
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Stranger: hey
You: Not at all!
Stranger: NL?
You: Lyndis?
Stranger: ja me moeder
You: I can see that.
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You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: Hello!
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: STUPID POP-UPS.
You: As I was saying, I'm
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: God Dammit...
You: The Muff
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: Hmm... I'm from Aus
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
You: rea
You: I AM NOT ONE OF HIS MINIONS.
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You: J!
Stranger: wha?
You: Never.
Stranger: yeah my name starts with J
You: So does mine!
You: K!
Stranger: :e
You: Q!
You: Spicy, dried lemons.
You: Tried 'em?
Stranger: no
You: Hmm... that rock of yours is a little...
You: outta the way?
You:
You: Goodbye
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Stranger: 日本人だ！
You: You're in a room full of party supplies. You are stuck to a wall.
You: Obvious exits are:
You: NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS
You: What do you do?
Stranger: Hmmmm....
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You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Do you have a mace?
You: No?
You: Ah well.
You: I'll just boast about mine.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: lolololol
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yes.
Stranger: funny
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: and crazy
Stranger: yes
You: Oh ya. Total man
You: *Total, man.
Stranger: can u explain to me what is a mace? lol
You: A mace.....
You: Medieval weapon.
You: Ball on chain...
You: with big spikes and it hurts.
You:
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: : D
You: Indeed.
Stranger: asl?
You: Ass: Not too big
You: Sex: No thanks
You: Location: STALKER!
Stranger: ok...
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: u got a mace
You: Yes. I got a mace.
Stranger: wow
You: I know. Can you believe it?
Stranger: yes
You: Wow.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: *maceface!!!!*
Stranger: u need someone to be with u... u are a little craze
You: Yes.
Stranger: crasy*
Stranger: lolololololol
You: My doctor said that I have problems.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: :D:D:D:D:D
You:
Stranger: YEAH BOY... U GOT A MACE!!!! WWWWOWWWWWW
You: I KNOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
You: Let's use our inside voices now...
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: YES.... II BELIEVE IN U!!!!
Stranger: lol
You: YOU'RE STILL SCREAMING!!!!!
You: So am I.
You: Sorry.
You: But...
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You:
Stranger: sorry
You: Why?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: so, stranger... nice to meet u... and u got a mace... incrible
You: Hooray!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Good thing, too.
You: Know why?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: because u got a mace
You: EXACTLY!!!!!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: lololololol
You:
You: Maces are awesome.
Stranger: u are funny
You: Wow. First time anyone's told me that!
Stranger: i prefer my ballet
You: Mainly coz seeing me with a mace strikes fear into their hearts!
Stranger: really
Stranger: but u are
You: Ballet is cool.
You: Did you mean mallet?
You: Or ballet?
You: Coz they're both awesome.
Stranger: yeah!
You: Yeah!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: mallet= mace with ballet
You: Oh man.
You: How does that work?
You: Hm....
You: Nup.
You: Nothin'
You: You?
Stranger: me what?
You: Do you know how mace + ballet works?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: yes boy... u got a mace...
You: Yay! You got a mace!
You:
You: Let's mace each other in da face!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: i still undertand what is mace!! lololo:D
You: Okay...
You: Medieval weapon (500-1500AD)
You: Ball and chain, right?
You: Made of iron.
You: Large iron spikes on the ball.
Stranger: HM
You: Makes for a lot of hurting when you swing it around.
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Wanna pic of it?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: sorry...
You: FINE.
You: I HATE YOU.
Stranger: cause my english is terrible
You: THE MACE OVERRULES ALL.
Stranger: i lovedu
You: Okay.
You: That's good.
Stranger: ok
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: I maced your face!
Stranger: u are the man! u got a mace!
You: Yeah!
You: Do you have a mace?
Stranger: u maced my face!! no....
You: Ouch.
Stranger: not yet
You: Right in the face.
Stranger: but u have]
You: No? Want a picture of a mace?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You:
Stranger: i dont believe that im in brazil chating with a crazy stranger about mace!
Stranger:
You: YES!!!
Stranger: lolololololololoo
You: You better believe it.
You: I'm on the other side of the world.
Stranger: really?!
You: Yes.
Stranger: so cool
You: Yes.
Stranger: mace!
You: Yes.
Stranger: u got!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yes.
You: Here's a pic:
Stranger: u are funny
You: Yes.
You: Googling it.
You: http://www.fisk-knives.com/Mace.jpg
You: Here's a mace!
Stranger: ok
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: now i know what is mace!!
Stranger: sooooooo coooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You: YEAH!!!!
You:
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: and u have
Stranger: congratulations
You: Thank you!
You: I am very proud of my mace.
Stranger: what will u do with it?
You: Bash some people.
You: Get imprisoned.
Stranger: so cool
You: And all that.
You: And all tha.
You: that*
You: Yeah!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Have you got a mace?
You: Now?
Stranger: thnks god i'm so distant of u!!!
You: Yes!
You: But have you heard of...
Stranger: cause u got a mace
You: The InterMace
You: YEAH!!!!!!!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: intermace isgood
You: Yes. It kills people over the internet!
You: I'm getting eaten by a polar bear.
You: MACE!!!!!!!!
You: *kills bear*
You: *blood stains on new carpet*
Stranger: good
You: Oh crap.
You: Yeah!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: what time is in your conutry?
You: 1:30PM.
You: You?
Stranger: midnight
You: Hmm...
You: You tired?
You: And of maces?
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Stranger: i'll sleep
Stranger: nice to mee tu
You: Okay. You too.
You: We both like maces!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Goodbye!
Stranger: and i'm lili, 16, Rio de Janeiro
You: 13, Sydney.
Stranger: goodbye!
You: goodbye!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
You: Yay! I got a mace!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SirIngusBingus]

*Ingus' scroll wheel breaks

[SuperFireKirby]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: 19m asian
You: Why is everyone disconnecting when I say...
You: Thriller?
Stranger: mj
You: yep
Stranger: you are not alone
Stranger: beat it
Stranger: dangerous
Stranger: f?
You: Billie Jean
You: Man in the Mirror
Stranger: jam
You: Smooth Criminal
Stranger: asl?
You: Didn't Omegle just give you a reminder not to say asl because is boring and pedaphile-ish?
Stranger: s
Stranger: s?
You: what is s?
Stranger: asl   s?
You: okay...
Stranger: you like mj?
You: yes
Stranger: me too
You: THATS FREAKING AWESOME!!!
You: Did you know that during the 80's Eddy Van Halen was Micheal Jackson  recording lead guitarist?
Stranger: yes
You: sweet
You: did you know that micheal jackson is beastly?
Stranger: yes
You: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!
Stranger: i dont know english much
Stranger: i just say yes
Stranger: http://ent.qq.com/zt/2009/mjforever/
You: i do not trust url's sorry.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Have you ever rammed a chicken into a doorway trying to break it down?
Stranger: n
You: no?
Stranger: o
You: why not?
You: It is rather entertaining.
Stranger: cause that is mean
You: why is it mean?
You: I know that if you succeed its a waste of a perfectly good door but still...
Stranger: CAUSE YOU WOULD HURYT THE CHIKEN
You: how do you know he would get hurt
You: ?
You: Maybe he's wearing a crash helmet
You: and nee pads
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i get
Stranger: it
You: it took you that long to say it?
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: why does that matter?
You: I thought we were still on the topic of chickens getting rammed into doors
Stranger: just answer the question
Stranger: okay
You: I am in fact a male
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im a female
You: so if you had a chicken wearing a crash helmet would you ram him into a door?
Stranger: no
You: darn
You: so what do you do for fun if not ramming various farm animals into doors?
Stranger: okay yes
You: you would?
Stranger: ummmm noand i would have sex
Stranger: jk'
You: what are you just kidding about?
Stranger: do you ram chickens into doors
You: Possibly...
Stranger: ?
You: ;b
You: this conversation seems a bit unorganized if I do say so myself
Stranger: okay you are weird

[SirIngusBingus]

^Wonky.

[ALPRAS]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Have you ever rammed a chicken into a doorway trying to break it down?
Stranger: n
You: no?
Stranger: o
You: why not?
You: It is rather entertaining.
Stranger: cause that is mean
You: why is it mean?
You: I know that if you succeed its a waste of a perfectly good door but still...
Stranger: CAUSE YOU WOULD HURYT THE CHIKEN
You: how do you know he would get hurt
You: ?
You: Maybe he's wearing a crash helmet
You: and nee pads
Stranger: okay
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i get
Stranger: it
You: it took you that long to say it?
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: why does that matter?
You: I thought we were still on the topic of chickens getting rammed into doors
Stranger: just answer the question
Stranger: okay
You: I am in fact a male
Stranger: okay
Stranger: im a female
You: so if you had a chicken wearing a crash helmet would you ram him into a door?
Stranger: no
You: darn
You: so what do you do for fun if not ramming various farm animals into doors?
Stranger: okay yes
You: you would?
Stranger: ummmm noand i would have sex
Stranger: jk'
You: what are you just kidding about?
Stranger: do you ram chickens into doors
You: Possibly...
Stranger: ?
You: ;b
You: this conversation seems a bit unorganized if I do say so myself
Stranger: okay you are weird

Fukin LOL! xD American people are so strange...

[SuperFireKirby]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi THERe!!!!!!
Stranger: HI
Stranger: UNICORN?
You: YES!!!!
Stranger: WHAT WAS THE DRAGON?
You: IN MY PANTS AND AROUND THE CORNER!!!
Stranger: GRR
You: JIMMY WILSON I A BEATS
You: ELITE BEAT ASIANS!!!
Stranger: DANCED TO YOUR MUMMY, SING TO YOUR DADDY!
You: I THINK I SHALL!
You: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
You: dO YOU HAVE CRABS IN YOUR PANTS
You:
You: :d
You: :b
You:
You:
You: :O
You: >:b
You: NO JACB IS TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF ME!!!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: IM SORRY
You: I AM NOT SO YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!
Stranger: I WILL SAVE YOU
You: YOU'LL SAVE ME FROM THE SHORT KID WHO IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: WHATS HIS NAME?
You: JACOB!!!
Stranger: :O
You: JACOB IS THE SHORT KID
Stranger: I WILL KIL LHIM!
You: YAY!!!
You: :d
Stranger: WITH A MUSHROOM PIE
You: LIKE MARIO?
Stranger: YEAH
You: COMMANDER DISNEY WAFFLE TROUSERS?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: ELVIS BABIES?
You: YES!!!
You: JIMMY?
Stranger: YEAH
You: JIMMY WILSON ISN'T AS BEASTY AS HIS AMAZING FRIEND PETER
You: HELLO?
Stranger: SORRY
Stranger: I WAS DRINKING PEPSI!
Stranger: THROUGH A DRAGON
You: WAS IT TASTY AS DR. PHIL?
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY WAFFLES IN YOUR HOUSE?
You: DARTH PWNAGE?
You: IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME MY PHONE NUMBER IS 727-916-0506.
You: GOOD BYE
You have disconnected.

The phone number belongs to a really annoying kid who I don't like. Feel free to call him and leave weird messages.

[WiiMan96]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heeelow
You: NO!
Stranger: Are you me?
You: YES!
Stranger: God damnit. THen who am I?
You: You are me!
Stranger: OH OKAY
You: But you don't wanna be me.
You: You Wanna Be The Guy.
Stranger: With Capitals?
You: Yes.
Stranger: At The Start Of All My Words?
You: Just with Wanna Be The Guy.
Stranger: Gotcha.
You: Poking fun IS awesome, though.
You:
Stranger: Wat is "awesome"?
Stranger: WAT IS DAT/
You: Awesome?
You: ...
You: Colloquial term used to describe something really good.
Stranger: wat is that word?
Stranger: Ohh
Stranger: Gooood
Stranger: Aweeesomeee
You: Yeah!
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Wow thank you for langage
Stranger: I lern speek reel nice with AWSOMEE
You: Yeah!
You: So.
You: How's it going?
You: NO!
You: YES!
You: MAYBE?
You:
Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
You: CRAP
You: I got Rol'd!
Stranger: DAYUM RIGHT!
You: Well, thanks for that!
Stranger: My friend's with me, and she doesn't know what rickrolling is.
Stranger: Isnt' that ridiculous?
You: Maybe.
You: But there's also the other kind
You: Where you bash someone up after you take what they want and either kill them or give them severe concussion.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: That's okay I Guess
You: Yeah!
You:
Stranger: YAAH
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You: Rol'd!
Stranger: Dayum
You: Yeah. Total, man
You: Pwned.
You: Compared to yours.
You:
Stranger: Yeah pretty much
You: It hurts my browser, though.
Stranger: Get it a broswer-aid
Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH\
Stranger: LIKE BAND AID
Stranger: BUT WITH BROWSER
You: I'll do that by bumping it off the page.
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: Done.
You: LOL!
You: That's very funny.
Stranger: What's your screen resolution?
You: I don't frikin' know.
You: 800x600, I think
You: maybe 1280x700 or whatever.
Stranger: LAME
Stranger: LAAAME
You: The 2nd one.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Oh okay
Stranger: Less lame
You: Yeah.
You: MacBook!
Stranger: Eww
You: At least all the programs don't die every five seconds!
You: Like in Windows.
Stranger: They don't die.
You: "This program has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience."
You: That's dying to me.
Stranger: Okay shut up
Stranger: Whatever
You: I WIN.
Stranger: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
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You: Rol'd
Stranger: Ugh not agin
You: Yes.
You: BROWSER AID!
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
Stranger: Wow
You: Okay.
You: Phew.
You: Yes?
Stranger: Bump
Stranger: Annoying
Stranger: You put my friend to sleep
You: YES!!!1
You: I win again.
Stranger: You fail
Stranger: I hate you
You: Thank you!
You: Right back at ya.
Stranger: ARGHGEHGEH
Stranger: What is your gender/
You: Male.
Stranger: I am not a male
You: That's good.
You: What are you, then?
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You: Rol'd
Stranger: I am a crab person
Stranger: Talk like crab walk like people
You: Crab, you say?
You: Mmm. Tasty.
You: HELLO. YUM YUM.
Stranger: No I female
You: Oh.
You: Damn.
You: I had my bib ready and everything.
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: BUMP
You: Done.
You: Um...
Stranger: why am I putting up with you still?
You: I'm not quite sure.
You: Let's seal the deal.
You: *another pic-rickroll*
You: Rol'd
Stranger: COOL STORY
Stranger: I'm leaving now
Stranger: Goodbye
You: Okay!
You: Bye!
You: Rol'd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[WiiMan96]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I beg to differ.
Stranger: me to
You: I agree.
Stranger: how can someone decide
Stranger: beer or beer
You: Hmm...
Stranger: do i win
You: I choose vodka.
You: You win.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.





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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
You: What is it?
Stranger: it means that you are a idiot
You: Thank you!
Stranger: 他說你是白吃拉!
Stranger: 笨!
You: SAme to you.
Stranger: you are wrong
You: No.
You: I am never wrong.
Stranger: i'm very idiot
You: Yeah!
You: You ARE very idiot!
Stranger: just like you
You: Thank you
Stranger: maybe better than you
You: Not necessarily.
Stranger: i think your IQ less than 60
You: Thank you!
You: When I was nine I took an adult IQ test online and got 137.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: don't lie
You: No lie.
You: Haven't got it properly tested yet.
Stranger: 你是台灣人嗎 ?
Stranger: from ?
You: Australia.
You: What language?
Stranger: chinese
Stranger: i'm from china
You: I see.
You: So... IQs, eh?
Stranger: ?
You: æˆ'可以借ç"¨æ,¨çš,,房子？
Stranger: why can you speak chinese?
You: Bad online translator.
You: æˆ'可以也食ç"¨å¤šç¦é¤...？
Stranger: oh , you aren't from australia?
You: Yes.
You: I'm using bad electronic Chinese translator.
You: 壞中國譯碼器ã€,
Stranger: i see
Stranger: but its mean isn't bad
You: No?
Stranger: that is just a question
You: I see.
You: No.
You: Yes.
You: Maybe.
You: I don't know.
Stranger: i teach you ?
You: æˆ'短準æ™,，現在ã€, æˆ'會想要，雖則ã€,
You: æˆ'å¿...須去ã€,
You: 你好？
Stranger: æˆ'短準æ™,，現在ã€, æˆ'會想要，雖則ã€, i can't understand this one
Stranger: æˆ'å¿...須去ã€, it means i should go
Stranger: 你好？ means how are you
You: 1st one means I would like it, but I'm short on time.
You: 2nd is right.
You: THird means Hello?
You:
You: Really bad.
Stranger: - -
Stranger: i think it is a common conversation
You: Yes.
You: æˆ'需要去ã€,
You: Goodbye!
You have disconnected.



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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name Egbert.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Washingtondc
You: My name Egbert.
Stranger: yes hi Egbert
You: HI STRANGER. MY NAME EGBERT.
You: ARE YOU EGBERT?
Stranger: you are so cute
You: Thank you!
You: I r egg.
You:
Stranger: what mean?
You: Egg for short.
You: I am egg!
You: EGG!
You: For Egbert.
Stranger: chicken
You: lay Egberts!
Stranger: eggggggggggggg
You: lay Chickenbert!
You: Rare, medium or well done?
Stranger: well done
You: BURN'D!
You:
You: Like toast.
You: I'm well done, too.
Stranger: I don't understand what you say
You: EGBERT WELL DONE!
You: BURN'D = BURNED
You: D:
Stranger: Are you food?
You: YES
Stranger: hi food
You: I like toast.
Stranger: you are very dilicious
You: Thank you! You too, EGBERT JR. !
Stranger: I like eat you
You: I eat me too!
You: I am dead.
You: I consumed self.
You: MOURN EGBERT!
Stranger: Are you girl?
You: NO! ME EGBERT!
You: Are you girl?
Stranger: NO! ME EGBERT!
You: Good answer.
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: YES! ME EGBERT!
Stranger: .......
You: Isn't that great?
Stranger: what are you say
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You: Any further comments?
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You: Not bad, thanks. Yourself?
You: I'm good.
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You: No.
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