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Started by jake3343, April 19, 2009, 06:59:28 PM

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jake3343

April 19, 2009, 06:59:28 PM Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 07:06:53 PM by jake3343
http://omegle.com/

So basically Omegle is a website where you can connect and talk to random strangers. You can pretty much say whatever you want. Whether you want to have a long, deep conversation, spam the hell out of the person, post a rickroll, or pretend you only speak Chinese, Omegle is an awesome website to have fun!

So post any convos you made on Omegle here!

Here's the one I posted in the chat logs topic:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pika Pika!
Stranger: pooka pooka
You: Pikachu!!
Stranger: aww
Stranger: he is soo cutr
Stranger: cute
You: Pika Pika!!!
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: what kind of music do you like
You: I want to be
You: the very best
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: well reggae is the best
You: That no one ever was!
Stranger: u like that
You: Duh, Duh, Duh Duh!
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARNnJlhTkto
Stranger: check that
Stranger: good reggae
You: To catch them is my real quest
You: To train them is my cause!
You: I will travel
You: Across this land
You: Searching far and wide
Stranger: dude
Stranger: are you like mentally retarted?
You: These Pokemon
Stranger: honestly
You: To understand
You: THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!!!!
You: pokemon!
Stranger: dude
Stranger: get alife
You: Pika Pika!
Stranger: dude
Stranger: forreal
Stranger: do you have any friends?
Stranger: obviously not
Stranger: haha
You: Pikachu!
You: Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!
You: Pika Pika!
Stranger: ddude
Stranger: you are soo gay
Stranger: god damn son
You: *Pikachu uses thunderbolt*
Stranger: wow
Stranger: peace dawg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Here's another:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 9_9
Stranger: o-o
You: =)
Stranger: :)
You: smiley fight!
You: :D
You: D:
You: =(
Stranger: )=
You: :^)
You: (=
Stranger: O_O
You: (^:
You: >_>
Stranger: <_<
You: <_>
You: >_<
You: ^_^
You: ^_>
You: >_^
You: <_^
You: ^_<
You: >_^_^_^<^_>^_<^_^
You: ;D
You: ;)
You: ;(
You: D;
You: :p
Stranger: :'(
You: :P
Stranger: =P
You: )':
You: XD
You: DP
You: XP
Stranger: ),:
You: xp
You: :d
You: >_____________________________________>
Stranger: o____________O
You: O_o
You: o_O
Stranger: oO
You: Oo
Stranger: o-O
You: I declare a truse!
Stranger: i was about to say you win
You: oh... um... nvm
You: I Win!
Stranger: haha
You have disconnected.

EDIT: Here's Another, telling people your wrong age is fun ::)
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey, a/s/l :)?
You: 63/male/canada
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sir Awesomesauce

#1
April 19, 2009, 07:02:02 PM
We need a new thread for epic Omegle chats.
You should read my post, it's probably above this.

jake3343

#2
April 19, 2009, 07:07:17 PM
...what?

Sir Awesomesauce

#3
April 19, 2009, 07:51:13 PM
Haha, I'm an idiot, sorry. I just saw this same post in the chat logs topic, so when I followed the link in the NSM chatroom, I assumed I was still in that topic, since all I saw was your post. Anyways... Hugo, kotor, iDOWN and I were messing people with this today. It's really great xD I guess some of the things we did were kind of mean though...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hot dog or bun
You: both ;)
Stranger: gross
You: DON'T JUDGE ME D:
Stranger: hows that work
You: Well....
You: http://tinyurl.com/ajk7j7
You: Click the link and all your questions will be answered.
Stranger: idk kno bout that
Stranger: may b a virus
You: I promise it's not.
You: Nor is it a rickroll.
Stranger: wats that
You: When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.
Stranger: thats gay howd u do that
You: Science.
Stranger: gross
You: ur face is gross
Stranger: my roomate said wtf
You: roo-mate = kangaroo friend
You: roommate = person you room with
Stranger: roommate
You: Watch out for that second M, it's a doozy.
You: A DOOZY, DAMNIT!
Stranger: yea i kno right
Stranger: so u like gay porn im guessing
You: Oh yes.
You: And the reason you said that is because you make it, I'm guessing?
Stranger: god is shaking his head right now
You: How do you know?
You: OMFG, YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOD!?
You: I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING KNOWN!
Stranger: na actually i have a site called i fuckedyourmom look it up
You: Because he is the alpha and the omegle.
Stranger: na dip shyt
You: OH HAHA, I CRACK MYSELF UP!
You: No, you're too kind.
Stranger: yea thats the only person
You: Who is the only person?
You: There's more than one person, you know.
Stranger: u jack ass
Stranger: u tha only person u crack up
You: Well, there's no need to resort to name calling.
You: What about cracking?
Stranger: my bad
You: Crack kills, didn't you know?
Stranger: u a jack ass
You: Jackass is one word, you know.
You: Grammar is extremely important!
Stranger: you prol b on this shyt all damn day
Stranger: fuck grammar
You: Try 10 minutes.
You: Grammar had aids, have fun dying.
Stranger: i see u grew up on hooked on phonics and junk aye
You: I see your mother smoked crack when she was pregnant.
Stranger: u dont die from aids jack ass
Stranger: so funny
You: I understand, but auto immune disease often increase the chances.
You: And I thought you said I was the only person I cracked up?
You: Now you're calling me so funny?
You: PICK A SIDE!
Stranger: bitch i was being sarcastic
You: Sure you were.
You: :D
Stranger: so i bet ur in your moms basement
You: My mom doesn't have a basement.
Stranger: attic
You: You should know that, considering you fucked her.
You: No, actually I'm on the ground floor.
Stranger: wit her head in your lap
You: Who's head?
Stranger: you still getting breast fed
You: And how do you wit a head?
Stranger: your moms kunt
You: I'm pretty sure you don't breast feed from a vagina.
You: And by pretty sure, I mean I'm fucking positive.
Stranger: na i kalled u a kunt
Stranger: and feeding from your moms breast
You: Perhaps if you would improve your grammar, such could be understood.
Stranger: na
You: Alas, you are a dipshit.
Stranger: mayb next time
Stranger: and alas your gay ass hell
You: Are you calling me as gay as hell?
You: Or am I a gay ass hell?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You should read my post, it's probably above this.

jake3343

#4
April 19, 2009, 08:21:59 PM
Did you know that if the stranger says the word "FBI" it says "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it." :P

Harvest

#5
April 20, 2009, 05:44:31 PM
Yeah I've had like 3 conversations on this so far and they've all gone no where.
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jake3343

#6
April 20, 2009, 08:56:02 PM
You have to say something funny. Like this:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: we have to get out of here
You: OH NO WHY
Stranger: they are coming
Stranger: the lawn gnomes
You: OH NO
You: RUN
Stranger: the ones with the funny hats and the little shovels
You: KICK THEM ON YOUR WAY
Stranger: do you have anything to eat
You: KNOCK THEM OVER
Stranger: theres to many
You: THEN, WHEN SOMEONE COMES OVER TO STAND THEM UPRIGHT
You: PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
You: THAT WILL STOP THEM!
Stranger: what if they bite
Stranger: grab that hose and spray them
You: THROW THEM IN A DUMPSTER
Stranger: ok we got them
You: I KNOW WHAT TO EAT
Stranger: what?
You: ROASTED LAWN GNOME MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: thats disgusting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 :)

Tranzlater

#7
April 22, 2009, 08:13:38 AM
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi =o
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You: You got roll'd
Stranger: :o
Stranger: :<
You: [Another 30 or so rickrolls]
Stranger: .
Stranger: :D
You: The army of bastards
Stranger: and you're their leader..
You: How did you guess XD
You: ]
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Rhode island
Stranger: hey there..
Stranger: i'm from austria..
You: righty
You: speak some austrian
Stranger: Hallo, wie geht es dir?
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Du bist mein bester Freund.
You: WToo kind
You: GAH
Stranger: :)
You: A stray 'W'
Stranger: well.. how are you doing?
You: Good
You: ......................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP!
.................................................. ............................,-''\':\: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;\:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
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You: Oh god
Stranger: he's cool..
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 2
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you're pretty young!
You: Yes
You: I know the highest intelligence and will one day rule the world with my supreme cute powers
Stranger: you must be some kind of genius :O
You: Indeed
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i want to be your servat :O
Stranger: please ._.
You: Wie alt bist du
Stranger: 19
You: You shall be my diaper changer
Stranger: thank your very much
You: 'welcome.
You have disconnected.
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

dahans

#8
April 23, 2009, 01:59:50 PM
this "picture" is wonderful whoever did this is a genius
Check out my arrangements! I mean it! Check them out!

Tranzlater

#9
May 08, 2009, 08:28:34 AM
Quote from: dahans on April 23, 2009, 01:59:50 PMthis "picture" is wonderful whoever did this is a genius

They could have done someone else other than Rick Roll
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

KefkaticFanatic

#10
May 09, 2009, 12:08:47 PM
Hahaha, I can use this to give people Last Measure links.



me irl
[close]

Jamaha

#11
May 10, 2009, 12:45:20 AM
Damn you and your Last Measure.

KefkaticFanatic

#12
May 10, 2009, 08:27:24 AM
A winrar is me.



me irl
[close]

Oni-Link

#13
May 11, 2009, 07:33:00 PM Last Edit: May 11, 2009, 07:36:47 PM by Oni-Link
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi I'm Jack
You: hi im jill
You: didnt we go up a hill together once?
Stranger: Hey Jill, wanna go get some water?
You: man watch your step
Stranger: fuck I've smashed my head to bits
Stranger: my brain has fallen out everywhere
You: ah shit ive just tumbled down and broke my neck
Stranger: we're totally shit
You: i've lost control of all bodily functions and just pissed myself
Stranger: oh dear, I've shat on your head, sorry about that
Stranger: I lost control of my bowels
You: oh no im paralysed and cant move so its all fallen in my mouth
Stranger: yuk
You: so what're we gonna do now
Stranger: well you can't move and you have shit in your mouth
Stranger: you're not very attractive
Stranger: so.........
You: damn
You: you just broke my heart
Stranger: Jill you have excrement in your mouth, this relationship has just gone to sick levels I never thought I'd see
Stranger: you need to take a good long look at yourself in the mirror
You: i would but i cant move
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: see what I mean, you're a lazy bitch too
You: well maybe if you paid some attention to me once in a while i wouldnt let myself go
Stranger: look at the state of you, what's worth paying attention to?
Stranger: I love you really
Stranger: *cries
You: i love you jack
Stranger: *holds you
You: oh im sorry i think i coughed shit on you
Stranger: it's ok, I love you so much Jill
Stranger: careful of my brains hun
You: i think i got some in my mouth
You: but its ok i love you
Stranger: kisses you a shitty brainy sloppy kiss
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tranger: omg
You: sup?
Stranger: it's you!
You: how'd you find me?!?!
You: Brother!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it's been a long and winding road, but I made it.
Stranger: you smell like cheese.
You: they said you died.
Stranger: who said that?
You: I eat to while away my depressions, cheese was at hand
Stranger: you were saddened by news of my demise?
You: it was all over the news "Twin brother killed by penguin mob"
You: yeah, it was pretty sad
Stranger: a lie perpetuated by heathens
You: mom and dad had to pay for your funeral and stuff and christmas was a bit light
Stranger: bummer
You: should be better by next year
You: you aren't coming back, right?
Stranger: it all depends if Buffy will take me back or not
You: i don't know....
Stranger: do you know if she sold my guitars?
You: i really don't think she ever found out i've been pretended to be you
Stranger: lol
You: pretty dense, if you ask me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brassman388

#14
May 11, 2009, 11:53:37 PM
First one is random, haven't read the second one yet.
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