Omegle Convos!

Started by jake3343, April 19, 2009, 06:59:28 PM

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ETFROXX

I don't see how that's interesting.

Lildigipoke2

prob some reason why he left b/c i was a guy


CHOCOLATEEEEEEE

SuperFireKirby

THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPOND WHEN SOMEONE POSES THAT QUESTION TO YOU. YOU GET A CONVERSATION THAT'S ACTUALLY ENERTAINING.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: HEY THERE FRIENDO
Stranger: r u f or m
You: DOES IT MATTER?
Stranger: ya
You: WELL, IN THAT CASE I'M BOTH
You: MALE BY DAY
You: FEMAIL BY NIGHT
You: LIKE BATMAN
You: DANUHNUHNUHNUH BATMAN!
Stranger: ok
You: OR THE HULK
Stranger: see u again
You: DEPEND ON YOUR PREFRENCES OF COLOR
You: UNLESS YOU'RE RACIST AGAINST GREEN PEOPLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Jub3r7

#198
Wait, so you deliver femail? Does it cost extra to ship them?

Quote from: Lildigipoke2 on August 27, 2011, 12:48:46 PMprob some reason why he left b/c i was a guy
90% of people are on omegle for sex, so that's not a surprise. :P
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

SuperFireKirby

Oh, I always ship femail over night, If you know what I mean.

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

SlowPokemon

Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

SlowPokemon

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Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

FallenPianist

^I just tried this.

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User: Jessie.

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triforced1

I didn't even get that far.

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ETFROXX


Yugi

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yugi

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m19 - looking for cute girl with kik
You: I'm a hermanphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dude


Yugi

Die monster. You don't belong in this world!

No. Do you know the word 'great'?

Tribute!? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

What do you think is the best sport?

Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!

BlackDragonSlayer

This website brings out the troll in me:
Dancing Mad vs. One-Winged Angel
QuoteStranger: m 19
Stranger: hey
You: One-Winged Angel or Dancing Mad?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
QuoteStranger: haii
You: One-Winged Angel or Dancing Mad?
Stranger: one winged angel
You: Epic.
Stranger: :)
You have disconnected.
[close]
No response
QuoteYou: Quick: what color are my shoes!?!?!
You: Trick question.
You: YES.
You: GOGOGO
You: Hola?
You: No habla ingles?
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0B0BBysT5CI/T3xeOloHMDI/AAAAAAAABh4/ocCYV9tbLDU/s1600/1198809299267.png
You: Time's up. Bzzzzzzzz.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
You have disconnected.
[close]
Beings from beyond 1
QuoteStranger: Male 16, Hey
You: Genderless Eternal; greetings.
Stranger: :o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Hey
You: I come from the realms of the nether underworld to reap souls.
You: You are no longer safe.
You have disconnected.
[close]
Creepy Story
QuoteStranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31600000/haunter-creepy-art-creepypasta-31609745-600-654.jpg
Stranger: ohhh
You: I have a story for you. : )
Stranger: Okay what is it
You: Once upon a time, there was a little boy in a forest.
You: The little boy was looking for his house.
You: He found a cave.
Stranger: Okay and....
You: He knew he shouldn't go in the cave, but he did anyway.
Stranger: Ohh nooo
You: And he found a laboratory.
You: He was spotted by the mad scientist.
You: So he because his newest experiment.
You: The end.
You have disconnected.
[close]
Beings from beyond 2
QuoteStranger: Hi :)
You: We are looking for you.
Stranger: What?
You: It might be no longer than a day.
You: I'm glad I was able to find you on this website.
Stranger: Uh. Okay. Who are you?
You: So I could give you a warning... more like... an invitation to run...
You: We like the hunt.
You: The thrill of the hunt...
Stranger: We?
Stranger: Who is we?
You: Pack hunting is the best.
Stranger: I am so confused right now.
You: Then again, I usually prefer hunting alone.
You: Good.
You have disconnected.
[close]
Beings from beyond 3
QuoteStranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: :)
You: Do you feel a chill in the air?
You: Abnormal chill?
Stranger: 23/f here, kinda tipsy lol I just added some new slutty pictures on FBook wanna see?? I wanna know what u think!! plzzz
You: I don't care about that.
You: I have no need for that.
Stranger: add me real quick babe,but add me on skype better, ok? my username is ***left out for privacy reasons***
You: I am an ethereal being.
You: You cannot grasp who I am- who we are.
Stranger: ok, did u add me? what did u think of my pics? msg me on FB hun, much easier
You: Ignorance is something we shun.
You: ...
You: Interesting.
You: I shall dismiss the others.
You: There's nothing of interest here.
You: ...
You have disconnected.
[close]
M is for Mmmmmooorrrshu!!
QuoteStranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: m
Stranger: hi
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
QuoteYou: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Stranger: hi male
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqGA_GOI8os
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[close]
Beings from beyond 4
QuoteStranger: m 18
You: N/A 2013 years
Stranger: wot
You: Yes.
You: But my name is not "wot."
Stranger: haha
You: It's good that you're laughing.
You: It keeps you unaware of our presence.
You: You probably think that I'm just some sort of internet troll.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: yeh premuch
You: A: 2013 years, as of January 1st
You: S: N/A
You: Location: No set location; currently in a ramshackle school.
You: Abandoned for a few years, I think.
Stranger: so ur 4 mouths old lol
You: I'm trying to find out why, though.
You: No; I am two thousand and thirteen years old.
You: And a few months... but there's no need for such precise measurements of age.
Stranger: shouldnt u be dead haha
You: Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha. You humans just do not pay attention at all.
You have disconnected.
[close]
???
QuoteYou: Greetings.
You: This is a warning.
You: You are no longer safe.
You: Be aware of your surroundings. It is not necessary to run, but I would suggest it.
You: Then again, running might actually make you more of a beacon.
Stranger: but i like bacon
You: Now that I think of it, you have a 1/2 chance either way.
You: You could prepare, but it's a bit late for that.
You: I've stayed for too long: I have work to do.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[close]
It's rather fun.
And the moral of the story: Quit while you're a head.

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