Omegle Convos!

[SuperFireKirby]

Why do you put all your conversations in quotes?

Anyways....

I did everything in my power to keep this conversation from being normal:

Stranger: heey:)
You: HEY LISTEN!
Stranger: go on..
Stranger: what
You: But you were just typing sir and it would have been rude to interfeer
You: So I did not
Stranger: ok sorry carry on and im m'am to you
You: I'm ever so sorry, m'lady
Stranger: haahaa it oka:)
You: Darn, I'm without anything clever to say
You: just give me a second
Stranger: your so funny:)
You: hopefully I'll think of something
You: maybe we can spice up this conversation
Stranger: how old are you may i ask?
Stranger: hello my friend how old are you?!
You: OH!
You: i be 16
Stranger: ok what shall i adress you as?
You: Hmmmm
Stranger: your name sir?
You: I'm am known by the russians as France Charleson
You: Tudra Explorer Extraordinaire
You: I fight those damn dirty Siberian commies in the name of Freedom
You: all while expolring the TUNDRA
Stranger: i am named Darcy-Mai but you can call me darcy kind sir:)
You: So why don't y'all come down to the Toy Cack
You: You can take off your top and get killed by Greg Canire
You: IT"S F**KING WONDERFUL
Stranger: i dont think that would be necessary
You: Indeed
You: it would seem quite irrelevant to the purpose of buying toys
Stranger: yes i totally agree
You: becuase that seems like wy you would go their in the first place
You: in less your main goal WAS to take off your top and get killed by Greg Canire
Stranger: no it wasnt.
You: NO?
Stranger: now if you'll excuse me i am going riding with daddy and edward.
You: HOLY SNICKERDOODLES IN A FLYING BATMOBILE/TOASTEROVEN
You: THAT'S SOUNDS INCREDIBLE
Stranger: you better not be mocking me
You: TO A DEGREE WHICH COULD ONLY BE DESCRIBED BY THE SOUND OF RAINING CHIUAHUAS HITTING THE PAVEMENT AT FULL SPEED
You: BUT WAIT
You: THE PAVEMENT IS MADE OF MARSHMALLOWS
You: and gumdrops
Stranger: no its not kind sir it is made of concrete
You: darn
Stranger: truly.
You: poor puppies
You: I must go now and play a sad song on my violin/dolphin in their honor
You: good day m' lady
Stranger: good day kind sir
You have disconnected.

[Jub3r7]

I hope you don't mind me reviving this topic. Having fun on omegle. :3

Stranger: hey asl?
You: 17 female california
You: here are my pics
You: http://dragcave.net/view/95KM
Stranger: oh fuhn(;
You: Like my picture?
Stranger: it tooke me to some drag cave thing?
You: hrm.
You: Try refreshing the page.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i bet your mad cute;)
You: Cute when you hatch me. :3
Stranger: how do u hatch?

[KefkaticFanatic]

The problem with omegle is that you don't know if by going along with your trolling that you really still the one doing the trolling.

[jake3343]

http://pastehtml.com/view/1eenkz9.html

This makes Omegle so much better.

Example:
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: ok and you
CleverBot: I'm doing ok, I heard you are a machine.
Stranger: no im a human
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: You are a cmputer.
Stranger: no i am not jws
Stranger: augh
CleverBot: Yes you are.
CleverBot: August or october.
Stranger: fuck this shit
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger disconnected!

[SlowPokemon]

I love using cleverbot, here's a conversaion I had with it today:
You are getting sleepy...
I am getting sleepy...
Your eyelids are getting heavy...
My eyelids are getting heavy...
When I say the word "now," you will fall into a deep trance...
*falss into a deep deep sleep...*.

lol

[GaryOak]

Stranger: hey, wanna see my cock on webcam over skype or msn ?
You: YES
Stranger: skype ?
You: msn
Stranger: ok
You: do you have any other farm animals?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he didn't have any .

[Jub3r7]

Blaah I keep finding people I need to add to my avatar. Nintendude, Cobra, Gary, and SL.
Not adding blueflower because I'm not putting the same person twice. >.>

[triforced1]

Stranger: well hey there, a.s.l?

You: No

Stranger: 18.female.us

You: No

Stranger: so you wanna do some naughty things on cam or through pics or whateverrr??

You: No

Stranger: hehe well tbh i dont wanna do too much on omegle.. but if you want we can chat on another site im really fond of

You: NO

Stranger: okay go here..

Stranger: http://goo.gl/uB292

You: GOD DAMMIT I SAID NO

Stranger: let me know when you've joined, i will wait for you

You: FUCK OFF

Stranger: ok i will talk to you there! my name is naughtynatalie1969

Stranger: byeeee

You: NO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate bots.

[Saria]

Stranger: hey, wanna see my cock on webcam over skype or msn ?
You: YES
Stranger: skype ?
You: msn
Stranger: ok
You: do you have any other farm animals?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I guess he didn't have any .

I love you. <3

[GaryOak]

I love you. <3

*blush*

I had another one:

Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: Are you going to show me your cock?
Stranger: I might
Stranger: Depends baby u a female
You: I'm not. Why does that matter?
Stranger: Ur a faggot
You: No!
You: listen
Stranger: K
You: Sometimes I get asked if I want to see a cock or not
You: then I say, YES, I want to see one
You: But..
You: then I ask if the stranger owns any other farm animals
You: then they just disconnect
You: nobody shows me their cocks
Stranger: Hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: I got u baby but ur still gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'll quit with this subject now. |'3

[Shadoninja]

Stranger: Depends baby u a female
You: I'm not. Why does that matter?

Stranger: I got u baby but ur still gay

I think that he's the gay one. he knows that you're not female yet still calls you baby. this is assuming of course that this person's male.

[SuperFireKirby]

Triforced needs to learn how to Omegle properly. OBSERVE:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BRO

You: HELLO?

Stranger: bro

You: BRORACK BROBAMA! WHATS HAPPENIN!

Stranger: NOT MUCH!

Stranger: you/?!

You: NOT MUCH EITHER BROKEMON

Stranger: ABROHAM LINCOLN. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

You: JUST PUNCHING A SMALL ORPHAN IN THE MOUTH

Stranger: probably deserved it!

You: THEY DID

You: HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE PARENTS!

Stranger: MOUTHPUNCH

You: EXACTLY, BROTSWANA

Stranger: BROTES.

You: BROKAY

Stranger: BROTATO SOUP, YO.

You: YEAH BROMEGLE, I HEAR YA

Stranger: YEAH BROSAURUS.

You: SO ANYTHING HAPPENING WITH YOU?

You: ANY RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE

You: RAMMING VARIOUS FARM DOORS INTO LARGE WOODEN DOORS?

Stranger: BROST DEFINITELY, BRO.

Stranger: GOTTA KEEP THEM DOORS IN LINE.

You: FORCING THE DOORS TO BE CANNIBALS, EH?

You: GOOD MAN

Stranger: OH YES.

Stranger: IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

You: INDEED

You: DISCIPLINE

You: ALL OF EARTH'S NON-HUMAN CREATURES MUST LEARN IT

Stranger: YES.

You: I PUNISH MY 600 CATS BY STOMPING ON THEM WITH SPIKY CLEETS WHEN THEY DO SOMETHING WRONG

Stranger: THEY WON'T LEARN ANY OTHER WAY.

Stranger: DO THE OTHERS WATCH SO THEY KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF THEY STEP OUT OF LINE?!

You: I ALSO HIT MAILS BOXES WITH BASEBALL BATS WHILE DRIVING BY THEM IF THEY HAPPEN TO BE CROOKED

You: I JUST WON'T STAND FOR THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR

You: OH GOD

Stranger: THEY ARE JUST OUT OF CONTROL.

You: THE BULUGA WHALE IN MY SWIMMING POOL IS ACTING UP AGAIN

You: I GOTTA GO HARPOON THE SON OF A BITCH

Stranger: GO PUNCH IT WITH BRASS KNUCKLES.

You: SEE YA

Stranger: LATER BROSKI.

You: FOR THE EMPIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have disconnected.

[triforced1]

Stranger: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?

You: I'M FUCKIN GOOD

Stranger: NAMES FRANK BOOTH

You: GOOD EVENING

Stranger: I LIKE PABST AND FUCKIN GOOD PUSSY

You: ME TOO

Stranger: GREAT

Stranger: I LIKE YOU

You: I DO TOO

Stranger: YOU SHOULD GO ON A JOYRIDE WITH ME TO BENS

Stranger: YOUD LIKE BEN

You: I BET

Stranger: HES A SAUVE FUCK YA KNOW?

You: OH I KNOW

Stranger: GOOD

Stranger: DONT YOU FUCKIN FORGET IT YOU FUCKIN FUCKER!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

OMG the stranger in this conversation was Winter:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how r u ?

You: GOOD

You:

Stranger: asl ?

You: ASIAN SLANDERING LOLLIPOPS?

You: NO, I DONT THINK I HAVE ANY OF THOSE

Stranger:

Stranger: r you oky ?

You: NO

You: MY THREE KIDS JUST DIED

You: THEY WERE KILLED IN A HIT AND RUN

You: BY A SLEDGE HAMMER

Stranger: your kisds ?

You: THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN MY HANDS

You: I DIDN'T KNOW THE SLEDGE HAMMER WOULD DO THAT

You: HONEST

You: I DIDN'T KILL THEM

Stranger: oky

Stranger: you r right

You: I WAS JUST ALONG FOR THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ETFROXX]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Favorite Pokemon...?

You: Pikachu.

You: Duh

Stranger: i never watched that show sooo

You: ...

You: Go die in a hole you worthless piece of shit.

You have disconnected.