Omegle Convos!

[WiiMan96]

[bandwagon]

wow

[/bandwagon]

[Nana1Popo2]

^ Lol, nice xD

[SuperFireKirby]

that was my phrase originally and then EVERYONE STOLE IT!!!!!

[WiiMan96]

that was my phrase originally and then EVERYONE STOLE IT!!!!!

But it's awesome! XD

Here's an interesting *ahem* conversation...


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ask me anything
You: no.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well I don't see this conversation going very well
Stranger: maybe you should disconnect
You: no.
Stranger: ok
You: no.
Stranger: ok
You: no.
Stranger: oh baby don't stop
You: no.
Stranger: i'm about to cum
You: no.
Stranger: don't stop
You: no.
Stranger: keep going
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: no.
Stranger: yes
You: no.
Stranger: okay I came
Stranger: thanks
You: no.
You: no.
You: See ya!
You have disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

okay... a little odd.

[WiiMan96]

Exactly.


Here's another...


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Are you the FBI?
You: FBI ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why
You: Coz you're the FBI!
Stranger: ru afraid of something
You: I'm afraid of the FBI.
You: THEY'RE COMING TAH GET ME!
Stranger: they are seaching you?
You: No.
You: They just scare the crap outta me.
You: I'm reporting you to the FBI.
You: No reason.
You: I just wanna.
Stranger: it s useless
Stranger: i have someone protect me
You: Is his name Butler, by any chance?
Stranger: no
Stranger: his name is chunge
You: Chunge. Strange name. Origins?
You: HELPMETHEYRECOMINGTAHGETME!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.


And another... for Russian, I'll put in the text as translated by total electronic crap in brackets.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Earth.
You: You?
You: How are the kids, by the by?
You: It's been so long.
You: DENNIS!!!!
You: *hugs*
Stranger: speak russian?
You: No, but I can use a translator.
You: Как жизнь? (How life?)
Stranger: Замечательно (It is noticeable)
You: Эти носки слишком большие! (These noses edges are too great!)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jimbob4260]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: bah, é voce ?
You: sir, this parking space is for the handicapped only
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: The Game
You: which one, E.T?
You: I heard that game rocked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 18 m
You: 18 minutes left?!?!?
You: THATS NOT ENOUGH TIME!!!
Stranger: not enough time for what?
You: WE CANT ESCAPE THE EXPLOSION!!!
Stranger: sure you can
You: THE BOMBS GOING TO GO OFF ANY SECOND NOW!!!
You: AGGHHH!!!
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hallo
You: hollow?
You: like a tree?
You: or, just some trees
You: depends if a squirrel would want to live in it
You: that's the system
You: If a squirrel doesn't approve, it isn't hollow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nana1Popo2]

^ LoL, nice xD

[jimbob4260]

Sorry aboot the long post :/, but it was the most amazing conversation I have ever had

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ASL
Stranger: thats boring
You: what gives you that idea?
You: ASL is quite entertaining
You: always knows what to say at the right time
Stranger: cuz Omegle told me its boring, DUH
You: never lets a party go dull
Stranger: yeah it does
You: Omegle is feeding you, but that in which it is feeding you is poisoned
Stranger: last time i met someone in person they said "asl" i knocked his ass out!
You: where was his ass after that?
You: If you knock one's ass out, it has to land somewhere
Stranger: where his face was
You: and where did his face go?
Stranger: his mom's house
You: Was his mom happy to see him?
Stranger: im sure she was, what mother isnt happy to see their child's face?
You: A drunk one
Stranger: true, but those are the rare drunks that hate their kids
You: quite so
Stranger: only when they're drunk of course
Stranger: when they're sober they hate themselves
Stranger: only to hit the bottle and continue the vicious cycle
You: would seeing an ass where a guy's face was the moment before cheer them up?
Stranger: it would cheer me up, i wouldnt know about the angry drunks
Stranger: do you think it would cheer them up?
You: I'd think that would cheer anyone up
Stranger: fair enough
You: fairs have ferris wheels
You: if you're lucky
Stranger: are you hating on ferris wheels?
You: totally
Stranger: you've lost points
You: what's that bring my score to?
Stranger: 17 3/4
You: well, that's still good
Stranger: out of 150
You: Would it increase my score if I told you that my hating is justified by the fact that a ferris wheel called my wife fat?
Stranger: ah, one of those rare cases i see
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: gotta think about that for a sec
Stranger: okay, ill go easy on you
Stranger: 18 3/4 - you're making progress
You: huzzah
Stranger: a carnie called my girlfriend fat once
You: did you replace his face with an ass?
Stranger: big time
You: nice
Stranger: and by big time i mean there was urine, cat hair, and a hairdryer involved
You: no straws?
Stranger: nah, straws didnt cross my mind at the time
You: yeah
You: happens to me a lot
Stranger: word
You: office
Stranger: excel
You: powerpoint
Stranger: wordpad
You: entourage
Stranger: solitare
You: internet explorer
Stranger: works
You: my network places
Stranger: windows
You: paint
Stranger: minesweeper
You: recycle bin
Stranger: computer
You: my documents
Stranger: new folder
You: windows movie maker
Stranger: calculator
You: internet hearts
Stranger: backup and restore center
You: solution center
Stranger: defender
You: software manager
Stranger: media player
You: activesync
Stranger: update
You: quicktime
Stranger: thats mac!
You: darn.
You: symantec
Stranger: nah, game over
You: darn
Stranger: you still got 7 1/4 points from it though
You: woo
Stranger: 26 points, good job sir/madam
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: do you has a bukkit?
You: yes
Stranger: me too!
You: but he took it
Stranger: i hope he doesnt take mine
You: you could hide it
You: maybe in another bukkit
Stranger: good call!
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: what if he steals THAT bukkit?
You: then you hide it in another one
Stranger: but what if he steals THAT one as well?
You: three bukkits put together makes one bukkit with an anti-thrft system installed
You: theft
Stranger: thats genius!
You: thank the bukkit company
Stranger: i do every day
Stranger: that bukkit has changed mah life
You: it must appreciate you very much
Stranger: the only downside of the bukkit is it likes to blurt out racist jokes when theres company
You: I'm sure they understande
You: hold the e, of course
You: that e just wanted to be a part of things
You: and it absolutely ruined the word understand
Stranger: like mah bukkit with its racist jokes
You: yes
Stranger: im glad theres someone out there who understands my struggles, and my joy of mah bukkit
You: I'm not surprised
Stranger: omg
Stranger: i think he's here
You: OH NO!!!
Stranger: LOOKING FOR MAH BUKKIT!
You: DO YOU HAVE THE 3-BUKKIT ANTI THEFT?
Stranger: YES!
You: GOOD
Stranger: i think its holding up for the moment
Stranger: but hes clever
You: not as clever as racist bukkits
Stranger: i hope not
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: mah bukkit just told a racist joke!
You: OH NO!
Stranger: ITS EXPOSED
Stranger: HE'S STEALING MAH BUKKIT!!!!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GET THE ANTI BUKKIT KIDNAPPING DEVICE FROM YOUR POCKET!
You: ITS YOUR ONLY HOPE!
Stranger: WILSONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: TOM HANKKKS
Stranger: WILSONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WILSON
Stranger: mah bukkit's gone.....
You: Maybe the store has some left
Stranger: no store has mah bukkit
You: is there any way to track him down?
Stranger: maybe if i follow the echo of racist jokes
You: now that's a plan
Stranger: nope
Stranger: no echo
Stranger: sigh..........
You: aww man
You: I'm so sorry
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: i think its time to part ways with mah bukkit
Stranger: all good things must end, right?
You: yeah
Stranger: it was inevitable
Stranger: he would come and steal mah bukkit
Stranger: and he did
Stranger: :,(
You: I know how you feel, mah bukkit was jacked in the same manner
Stranger: maybe they're together now
Stranger: wherever he takes them
You: that's a good thought
Stranger: mah bukkit telling racist joke after racist joke
Stranger: does your bukkit enjoy racist jokes?
You: it does
Stranger: they're get along fine
You: yeah
Stranger: all right, ive made peace, and now i must go
Stranger: thank you for helping me through this
You: it was no problem
Stranger: goodbye, stranger with a cool bukkit
You: goodbye stranger with an equally cool bukkit
Stranger: au revoir
You: see you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Petpetfood]

lol

[WiiMan96]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: AVAST YE
Stranger: WE ARE UNDER JOLLY ROGER
You:
Hey, never deny the awesomeness of the Smart Car. Or the strange little buggy thing that I'm not completely sure actually works if I was to use it for transporting purposes on a Monday morning on my trip to school 12 kilometres away next to which there is a McDonald's outlet where I occasionally buy a McChicken with no lettuce from if I can't be bother with dinner or I don't have the time due to commitments that take priority over a decent meal that doesn't taste half as good as one which would be made at home in the kitchen with cooking utensils which are standard in many households such as a pot, frying pan and perhaps a spoon which I happen to use all the time for no apparent reason but it sure is damn useful for things like egg and spoon races which require you to bring your own spoon but they supply the eggs which is quite weird but don't take this as though I've ever run an egg and spoon race before though I probably did in 2nd Grade and just can't remember properly but these days I have no intention of doing so which excludes the sack race because I've hopped one of those before and it sure is awesome to continually trip over much to your teammates' dismay but I don't give a crap because the look on their faces is freaking priceless, like you know how sometimes you don't care if you do something so long as you're disrupting someone's life and making them pull a priceless face that you remember forever even though I don't have the best memory in the world and stuff I can still remember a good priceless face or two, especially when you speed in a school zone and all of the kids and parents just stare at you like you're some kinda maniac which you are because you're driving this horrific auto that nobody likes but yourself even though it has no doors or windows and runs like a wrestler on helium that is if they were to inhale it at some point but nevertheless now you all understand why the car I selected is total crap and all your cars including the Pink Lily car are, like 3.141592654 times more awesome than that one I chose.
Stranger: GARR
Stranger: DAMN YOU COLE!!
You: DAMN.
You: YOU WIN.
Stranger: Once again
Stranger: Too easy
You: Did you even bother reading that?
Stranger: I'm a fast reader, but no, I just skimmed.
Stranger: It's a train of consiousness, I can tell
Stranger: Stream, not train
Stranger: I must have been listening to Dream Theater
You: Train of thought?
Stranger: Yes
You: Exactly
Stranger: Because mallprog is pretty sweet apparently
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Well now this was a nice meeting
You: Indeed it was.
Stranger: Pop by in the thread
Stranger: To show it was legit
You: Okay...
You: Um...
You: Hmm.
You: I'm not quite sure what you mean by that.
Stranger: Then you aren't Cole
You: No.
Stranger: Then you lie
You: No.
Stranger: You know what happens to liars?
You: I never said I was Cole.
You: You assumed.
You: And assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME!
You:
Stranger: That joke was below even his standards
Stranger: But still, I did assume
Stranger: Looking back, it was a good assumption
You: Exactly.
You: Therefore...
You: I win.
Stranger: Or did you
Stranger: just
Stranger: lose
Stranger: the game
You: Damn.
You: I had it going for three freaking months!
Stranger: My brother gets me every fucking day
Stranger: I make sure everybody around me loses as well
Stranger: It's a revenge against the world thing
You: Oh.
You: Well.
You: Fair enough.
Stranger: Indeed
Stranger: Well, not-Cole
Stranger: I'm off to troll elsewhere
Stranger: We may meet again in the future
Stranger: Nacht
You: I agree.
You: Nacht.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hmm. I apologise to those who lost The Game by reading that.

And some more...


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey, never deny the awesomeness of the Smart Car. Or the strange little buggy thing that I'm not completely sure actually works if I was to use it for transporting purposes on a Monday morning on my trip to school 12 kilometres away next to which there is a McDonald's outlet where I occasionally buy a McChicken with no lettuce from if I can't be bother with dinner or I don't have the time due to commitments that take priority over a decent meal that doesn't taste half as good as one which would be made at home in the kitchen with cooking utensils which are standard in many households such as a pot, frying pan and perhaps a spoon which I happen to use all the time for no apparent reason but it sure is damn useful for things like egg and spoon races which require you to bring your own spoon but they supply the eggs which is quite weird but don't take this as though I've ever run an egg and spoon race before though I probably did in 2nd Grade and just can't remember properly but these days I have no intention of doing so which excludes the sack race because I've hopped one of those before and it sure is awesome to continually trip over much to your teammates' dismay but I don't give a crap because the look on their faces is freaking priceless, like you know how sometimes you don't care if you do something so long as you're disrupting someone's life and making them pull a priceless face that you remember forever even though I don't have the best memory in the world and stuff I can still remember a good priceless face or two, especially when you speed in a school zone and all of the kids and parents just stare at you like you're some kinda maniac which you are because you're driving this horrific auto that nobody likes but yourself even though it has no doors or windows and runs like a wrestler on helium that is if they were to inhale it at some point but nevertheless now you all understand why the car I selected is total crap and all your cars including the Pink Lily car are, like 3.141592654 times more awesome than that one I chose.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Above happened about five times in a row.



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey, never deny the awesomeness of the Smart Car. Or the strange little buggy thing that I'm not completely sure actually works if I was to use it for transporting purposes on a Monday morning on my trip to school 12 kilometres away next to which there is a McDonald's outlet where I occasionally buy a McChicken with no lettuce from if I can't be bother with dinner or I don't have the time due to commitments that take priority over a decent meal that doesn't taste half as good as one which would be made at home in the kitchen with cooking utensils which are standard in many households such as a pot, frying pan and perhaps a spoon which I happen to use all the time for no apparent reason but it sure is damn useful for things like egg and spoon races which require you to bring your own spoon but they supply the eggs which is quite weird but don't take this as though I've ever run an egg and spoon race before though I probably did in 2nd Grade and just can't remember properly but these days I have no intention of doing so which excludes the sack race because I've hopped one of those before and it sure is awesome to continually trip over much to your teammates' dismay but I don't give a crap because the look on their faces is freaking priceless, like you know how sometimes you don't care if you do something so long as you're disrupting someone's life and making them pull a priceless face that you remember forever even though I don't have the best memory in the world and stuff I can still remember a good priceless face or two, especially when you speed in a school zone and all of the kids and parents just stare at you like you're some kinda maniac which you are because you're driving this horrific auto that nobody likes but yourself even though it has no doors or windows and runs like a wrestler on helium that is if they were to inhale it at some point but nevertheless now you all understand why the car I selected is total crap and all your cars including the Pink Lily car are, like 3.141592654 times more awesome than that one I chose.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your name is Edwin?
Stranger: I know a boy, that like this things!
Stranger: is u?
You: Is not me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: shit that sucks
You: Bad luck, man.
Stranger: id say
You: Maybe you should endeavour to find a more interesting conversational partner that doesn't disconnect on you.
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: probably.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: nooooooooooo
You: Your conversational partner has reconnected.
Stranger: my life is ended.
You: My life is Dan.
Stranger: Dan in real life?
You: To be honest....
You: I know no Dan.
Stranger:
Stranger: sad state of affairs..
You: Yeah...
You: I'm surrounded by Kush, and Vincent, and Tim.
Stranger: oh. ew.
You: Interpretation fail.
Stranger: well, at least tim is a 3 letter name...
You: Yes.
Stranger: close to dan but still...
You: Okay.
You: I'm leaving now.
Stranger: poopballs.
You: Damn.
You: You win.
You have disconnected.

[jimbob4260]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i wanna lick you seductively
You: I agree
You: Can I, in turn, bite off some skin in a convincing manner?
Stranger: yessss baby
Stranger: anything
You: Can I gnaw at you instinctively?
You: Can I dance you immediately?
Stranger: yeah
You: can I...... apply you individually?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i was supposed to be the creeper in this convo
You: Can I also fly you imaginatively?
You: Well your duties have been transferred
Stranger: ive noticed
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: I own two cats
You: they are quite overweight
Stranger: i own two dogs
You: I also own a dog, he is a chihuahua and he is quite fat
Stranger: man
Stranger: why are they so fat
You: I have no idea
You: It just happened i guess
Stranger: well u fed them
Stranger: and didn't excersiced them
You: But I fed them normal amounts
You: but how do i go about exercising cats?
Stranger: with playing
Stranger: like balls
You: cats do so love balls
Stranger: yeah they go nuts
You: they go nuts over balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Petpetfood]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: think I failed..
Stranger: why??
You: cauz i cant drink hilk
You: milk
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: think I failed..
Stranger: how old?
You: 46
Stranger: 98
You: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

You: Is his name Butler, by any chance?

I just got that Artemis Fowl reference. But I only read it twice so yeah.

[WiiMan96]

You: Is his name Butler, by any chance?

I just got that Artemis Fowl reference. But I only read it twice so yeah.

Yeah, I'm reading them now. But I don't know, by the sounds of Chunge, a battle of epic proportions might soon take place!