Omegle Convos!

[jimbob4260]

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You: Well?
Stranger: MERRY CHRISTMAS
You: YEAH!
You: MUFFINS?
Stranger: no
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You: DUDE
You: KIRBY
You: HE'S AWESOME
You: HE'S
You: ALL PINK
You: AND ROUND
Stranger: wtf
You: AND HAS LITTLE FEET
You: AND LITTLE CONE HANDS
You: AND HE CAN MAKE COOL FACES
You: LIKE THIS
You: -.-
You: AND
You: -.-
Stranger: my penis is erect
Stranger: disco
You: KIRBY DOES THAT
Stranger: disconet
You: KIRBY GETS RESULTS
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Stranger: sex
You: KHHHAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!
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You: I beat my wife!
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Stranger: hi
You: LOG LOG IN, LOG LOG LOG IN! FEEDBACK!
You: PROSTATE CANCER!
You: WORD
You: USS ENTERPRISE?
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[SuperFireKirby]

BEAST!

[jimbob4260]

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Stranger: hi
You: Server?
Stranger: what?
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You: Bananas
Stranger: nihao
You: ASIAN?!?!/
You: DUDE
You: ASIANS LIKE NOODLES, YES?
Stranger: like fuc u
Stranger: i`m not  asian
You: like
You: why like
You: hmm?
You: there a reason you put "like" in there?
You: or are you trying to talk like a high-school girl
Stranger: kj;ash
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Stranger: china,and you?
You: yeah!
Stranger: which city?
You: Wang
Stranger: ...........
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Stranger: hi
You: SPACE
You: THE FINAL FRONTIER
Stranger: ¬¬
You: THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
Stranger: only have tared here or nerds of pc
You: hmm?
You: need a better English teacher?
Stranger: yeah
You: I see.
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but, what's wrong ? tell me
You: well
You: first of all
You: you seemed annoyed by my awesome Star Trek reference
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[SuperFireKirby]

BEASTY-ER!

[jimbob4260]

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You: Don't I know you?
Stranger: Falcon Punch!
You: YEAH!
You: no no no
You: you say it like this
You: FAAAALLCCONN
You: PAAAWWWNNCCCHHH
Stranger: Yeah!
You: make a FWWOOSSSH noise if you want
Stranger: or rather...
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: Sorry if I'm a bit out of it, I just ran into a rolfcoptor that goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
You: WHY DOES IT SAY SOI
Stranger: Thats the sound of the propeller
You: I see
You: I thought it sounded like
You: FAAAALLCCCCOOONNN
You: PAAAWWWWNNCCCCHHH
You: FWOOSH
Stranger: ...FALCON KICK!
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Stranger: YES!
You: ...
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Stranger: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
Stranger: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!!
Stranger: Goodbye, goodluck in internet land!
You: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
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You: ITSA ME
You: MARIO
Stranger: its me
Stranger: a hammer brother
You: NOOO!!!!
Stranger: uh
Stranger: here
Stranger: have a free hammer
You: NOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: and another
You: NOOOOO!!!
Stranger: and ANOTHER
Stranger: AND ANOTHER
You: OWWW MY HEADD!!!!
You: AGGHH!!!1
Stranger: DIE YOU GUIDO FUCKER!!!!
You: IM GONNA LOSE LIVES!!!!!
You: AGGHHH!!!!!!
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[SirIngusBingus]

Lmao.

[Tranzlater]

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Stranger: Hey there
You: Word association?
You: I'll start
You: King
Stranger: ?
Stranger: What do you mean
You: What do you associate king with?
Stranger: crown?
You: Good
You: Jewlery
Stranger: Necklace
You: Ring
Stranger: Fucking hell
Stranger: i was eating a desert, and my spoon fell on the ground
Stranger: brb
You: ?
You: Why eat the desert
You: It doesn't taste nice
You: All sandy
Stranger: Yes, it does
Stranger: desert, you know
You: And dry
Stranger: Thing you eat after dinner
You: Dessert?
You: Puddin?
Stranger: ..whatever
Stranger: No
You: Let us continue
Stranger: No idea what it is in english
You: Ring
Stranger: Ring
You: Frodo
Stranger: lotr
You: Trilogy
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Stranger: pikey?
You: Chav
Stranger: only in spirit
You: Quite
Stranger: what do you drive
You: My 'L' button doesn't work unless you ram it hard
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Stranger: YAYY!!!
You: YAYY!!!!!!!
You: PARTAY TIME
Stranger: WOOO!!!!
You: I'LL GET THE CHIPS
You: YOU GET THE MOOOSIK
Stranger: ILL PLAY SOME MUSIC
You: OMG
You: YEAH
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: WHAT SONGS?
You: LINKIN PARK
Stranger: OK!
You: NIRVANA
You: AND BRITENNY SPEARZZZ
Stranger: OKK!!!
Stranger: ARE YOU A BOY OR GIRL?
You: I'M A BOY
Stranger: IM A GIRL
You: you're sick
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[jimbob4260]

(If this is too long, someone let me know, I'll delete it)(SuperFireKirby made me post this)
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Stranger: YOU ARE NOW PLAYING A CHOOSE YOU OWN ADVENTURE GAME
You: COOL!
You: CAN I WEAR A HAT?
Stranger: you find yourself in a room
Stranger: no doors
Stranger: a small window to your left
Stranger: a statue of a turtle stands to your right
Stranger: you have only a small toothpick and a hat on you
Stranger: what do you do
You: Hmm
You: well
You: first
You: I start humping the turtle
You: then I take my hat
You: And use it to pick the lock on the window
You: then i take the toothpick
You: and I stab my toe with it
Stranger: one command at a time please
You: Ok
You: START TURTLE HUMPING PROCESS
Stranger: as you hump the poor turtle statue you notice a click
Stranger: the turtle is a switch that opens a door
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START REMOVING OF CLOTHING PROCESS
Stranger: you remove your clothes...
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START WALKING THROUGH DOOR PROCESS, BUT MOVING MORE WITH EACH STEP AS TO SHOW OFF MY NUDENOSCITY
You: KIND OF LIKE IM IN A MARCHING BAND
Stranger: you begin to walk in your marching band style pattern
Stranger: you are now in another similar room
Stranger: the door closes behind you
Stranger: this room has no windows or doors
Stranger: one toilet stands in front of you
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START TOILET HUMPING PROCESS
Stranger: you hump the toilet
Stranger: nothing comes of the humping of the toilet, except maybe you
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START MASSIVE DUMP IN AN AREA OTHER THAN THE TOILET, AS TO MAKE THE TOILET JEALOUS
You: PROCESS
Stranger: as you let a massive fudge monkey go the toilet transforms out of rage and lunges at you
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I PULL OUT MY UNBREAKABLE SHIELD, PUT A BATMAN SUIT ON, AND SILENTLY PISS MYSELF
Stranger: you cannot do that
Stranger: you are naked
Stranger: what do you do?
You: WELL
You: I START FAPPING
You: AS I PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE, QUITE LOUDLY
Stranger: as you swiftly whack yourself off and pee in all directions you manage to rust the pipes of the toilet
Stranger: the toilet stops and falls down
You: I ALSO START SCREAMING BWAAAH WALRUS REMAINS IN MY SOCKSSS!!!!!!
You: which is ironic
You: for I am naked
You: and have no socks on
Stranger: as you scream you notice where the toilet stood is a button
Stranger: what do you do?
You: OK
You: So
You: I take the original standpoint
You: and piss right on the button
You: and it's a strong piss
Stranger: pissing on the button diffuses the trap set on it
Stranger: a door opens into the next room
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I say "ITS A TRAP"
You: before throwing up all over the place
Stranger: as you scream out and throwup you hear a loud voice over an intercom:
Stranger: "Fucking stop shitting and puking all over our rooms!"
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I am obviously in a drunken rage, so I start throwing bits of vomit at the ceiling
Stranger: as you thow chunks of yesterdays chili a guard comes in through another door, he is a large man with a spear
Stranger: before you is the guard, to your left, your shit, piss and vomit, to your right the old toilet and the button
Stranger: what do you do?
You: START YELLING YO MAMA JOKES AT THE MAN, BEFORE IMPLYING THAT HE IS ASIAN
You: THEN START GUARD-HUMPING PROCESS
Stranger: you scream explitives about the guards mother and imply his asian background
Stranger: he starts crying
Stranger: you then proceed to hump the guard
Stranger: you know have a broken soul in front of you, his spear is now on the ground next to him
Stranger: the piss shit and such remain
You: OKAY
You: so
You: I start by rubbing the guard in my wastes
You: and then i take the spear
You: and BEGIN THE PROCESS OF HUMPING THE SPEAR
Stranger: you pick up your shit, piss and vomit and pour it over the sobbing guard
Stranger: you then proceed to hump the spear he dropped
Stranger: you impale your genitals
Stranger: now you are bleeding from the crotch
Stranger: what do you do?
You: OK
You: SO
You: BEGIN JACKING OF GUARD CLOTHES PROCESS, FOLLOWED BY MORE HUMPING
Stranger: you cannot jack off, you have no genitals
Stranger: your sexual drive has dissapated
You: DAMN
You: BEGIN STEALING OF GUARD CLOTHES PROCESS
Stranger: you take all of the guards clothes
Stranger: they are loose because of how big the guard is but you will manage
Stranger: the intercom come on again:
Stranger: "What the fuck happened!?
Stranger: just get back in here!"
Stranger: a door opens
Stranger: what do you do?
You: FIRST
You: I KICK THE GUARD IN THE FACE
You: THEN
You: I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR
Stranger: as you walk to the door you deliver a crushing bruce lee style roundhouse to the guards face
Stranger: you then go through the door and are met with three large guards
Stranger: they say:
Stranger: "why the hell are you covered in shit, piss, vomit and blood?"
Stranger: what do you do?
You: "CRAZY ORGIES" I SHALL SAY
Stranger: the guards immediately agree and all of you get into orgy position
Stranger: once everybody is naked you realize they will notice you are not the guard
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I MAKE FUN OF THEM FOR BEING NAKED, PROCEEDING TO IMPLY THAT THEY ARE ASIAN
Stranger: as you assault the three gay asian guards the intercom comes on yet again:
Stranger: "Get up to the main bridge!"
Stranger: you see a long hallway with a sign labeled:
Stranger: <Bridge    Trash Compactor>
Stranger: what do you do?
You: I WING A RIGHT, DRIVING AT A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR
Stranger: you summon the strength to run 100 mile per hour
Stranger: you start running directly toward the large steel doors guarding the trash compactor
Stranger: you bust through them and go soaring out of the facility that has housed you
Stranger: you are now in a desert
Stranger: sand all around you
Stranger: a cactus is to your right
Stranger: you have lost all of your clothes, however your wounds are now healed
You: ACTIVATE CACTUS-HUMPING SEQUENCE
Stranger: you proceed not to care about your newly regained genitals and begin humping the cactus
Stranger: the pins penetrating your dick and balls brings up a weird satisfying sensation
Stranger: you begin to hear a voice
Stranger: "You have passed my son"
Stranger: a trap door opens in front of you with a ladder
Stranger: what do you do?
You: ACTIVATE LADDER HUMPING SEQUENCE
Stranger: you hump the ladder but slip as it is one big hole down
Stranger: as you plummet to your death you have enough strength to say one more thing
Stranger: what do you say?
You: TITS
Stranger: you meet your demise at the bottom of the shaft
You: AHHA
Stranger: as your corpse lays on the floor
You: YOU SAID SHAFT
Stranger: a man approaches
Stranger: he has a long white beard
Stranger: he begins to hump your corpse
Stranger: THANKS FOR PLAYING
You: WOO!
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[Tranzlater]

A ha hilarious

[SirIngusBingus]

 

[SuperFireKirby]

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You: Do you like Fonzy?
Stranger: Hmm.  I know the fonz?
You: So you like the fonz then?
Stranger: Oh yeah.  He's pretty cool
You: THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Stranger: I take it you like him too lol
You: Did you know that the fonz owned three cats?
Stranger: Really?  I didn't know that
You: All of which had elvis wigs sergicLLY IMPLANTED INTO THEIR HEADS?
Stranger: Whoa!
You: Whoa is correct!
You: Guess what you've won!
Stranger: A prize!
You: No!
You: You won an anti-prize!
Stranger: Orange chicken?
Stranger: Noooooooo!!!!!
Stranger: What's that?
You: You don't get to go  to Hawii with your lover!
You: Instead the guy hes been sleeping with for the past three years gets to go with her!
Stranger: Which means I would have to have a lover!  So I win again.
You: DARN!
Stranger: And Im a male lol
You: You don't get to go to Hawii anyway!
Stranger: Darn.
Stranger: Pretty please?
You: If you answer this remark with the appropriate reaction!
You: Here's the remark
You: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!
Stranger: Guess I better go sky diving!
You: CORRECT!!!!
You: Your prize has been switched Though!
You: Now you get to go to Athens!
You: Georgia!
Stranger: Ooo!  Awesome!  Do I get a lover?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Oh dang.  That could still be fun!
You: Hes a forty-two year old male named Clyde!
Stranger: Nooooooooooo!!!!  I want a female!!
You: Fine.
You: You now get a seventy-two year old female named Clyde!
Stranger: Yay!
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You: that's not very nice
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You: Jacob likes Mayonaisse
Stranger: nice
Stranger: aftername on that guy
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You: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Did you know that you can dance if you want to?
Stranger: really? intresting
You: You can leave your friends behind?
You: Cuz friends who don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.
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You: 
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger:    
ask anything
You: when will President Bush be tortured?
Stranger: no
Stranger:    
a prejudice against Turkish people have reason
You: Why did Billy Mays have to die???
You: why!!!???
Stranger: what?
You: WHY DID BILLY MAYS HAVE TO DIE!!!???
Stranger: who is he ?
You:  THE GREATEST PITCH MAN WHO EVER LIVED!!
You: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO HE IS!!!
Stranger:    
I do not know him, but
Stranger: what the difficulties
You: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT KNOWING WHO HE IS
You: YOU FIEND!!!!
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[KefkaticFanatic]

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You: How are you gentlemen !!
Stranger: are you genuine?
You: And what would you mean by that?
Stranger: are you here to talk to normal people or for stupid reasons?
You: perhaps
You: incidentally, you should go to www.wowomg.com
Stranger: you not genuine.

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[WiiMan96]

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Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How's it going?
You: fine. you?
Stranger: Pretty awesome.... there's some good music being played, so that's making everything pretty good.
Stranger: You listen to music?
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: What music do you listen to?
Stranger: Hahahaha
You: not much. I'm weird.
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Would you happen to be a man?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: Hahahahah
Stranger: Really, give me a straight answer.
You: yes
Stranger: Well, that's weird.
Stranger: A guy who doesn't listen to music.
Stranger: What do you do, then?
You: Play Vidga Gaems.
Stranger: Awwwwwwwwwww.
Stranger: I really can't relate to you, then.
Stranger: I stopped Vidya Gaems.
Stranger: That sucks.
You: Indeed. You like cake?
Stranger: Is it the delicious kind?
Stranger: Is it a lie?
You: All kinds! I like cheesecake best.
You: no
Stranger: Wow.
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You: olleh
Stranger: olleh
You: hello...
Stranger: ?uoy era woh
You: sknaht,enif
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Chicago.
You: You?
Stranger: Kalamazoo, MI
You: Awesome.
Stranger: about 2 and 1/2 hours east of you on I-94
You: Very awesome. It's always good to know specifics.
Stranger: and yet, i've not yet been to chicago
Stranger: haha
You: And I have never been to kalamazoo.
You: So...
You: You like pie? Just wondering.
Stranger: yeah, but chicago is a lot bigger with more things to do
Stranger: i do
Stranger: lemon meringue is my favorite
Stranger: key lime is a close second
You: pumpkin is pretty good.
You: lemon meringe is indeed awesome.
You: *meringue
Stranger: omg pumpkin is amazing
You: You can make carriages outta it!!!! OMG!!!
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: like in that one movie
You: Who doesn't?
You: You mean Bedtime Stories?
You: Or Oliver Twist?
Stranger: tarzan
You: of course.
You: This is a very meaningful conversation.
Stranger: indeed
You: indeed indeed
Stranger: do you like death metal?
You: If it's steel or tungsten, it's awesome.
Stranger: ooooh
Stranger: i was thinking iron
You: I don't mind being killed by those.
You: Iron does not have the right to kill me.
You: What did you last eat?
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You: If you do not like pie, disconnect now.
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Stranger: 18 f brazil
You: Is that you, Carl? How's it been?
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Stranger: I'm King Henry I am, I am!
You: I agree.
You: You should get some new pants though. They are SO 17th Century.
Stranger: My pants are very fashionable D:D:D: I'm very offended
You: I apologise. I am actually a highly regarded Pant Enthusiast.
You: How's George?
Stranger: George Harrison? He's like, my bffl
You: I don't think we're on the same page.
You: I was talking about King George
You: but Harrison is awesome
Stranger: Yes, He wins
You: He's actually my friend's sister's nephew's dog's cousin.
You:
Stranger: :O Me and him are bffls... George Harrison tells me your claims are false O:O:O: Proposter!
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It seems I do not get on well with most people.

[WiiMan96]

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Stranger: I am legally obliged to tell you before we begin chatting that I am a registered sex offender.
You: Very nice.
You: How's that been going for you?
Stranger: Very... Well.
You: Of course. In conclusion, you should listen to your mailman.
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Stranger: hokey pokey?
You: turn around?
Stranger: bend over?
You: is that what it's all about?
You: Interesting, we have the same train of thought...
Stranger: too bad i'm gay
You: Meh. Are you human, at least?
Stranger: yes sir
Stranger: card carrying
You: This is the question of all questions if we think alike:
You: Do you like pie?
You: No?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: warmer the better
You: Fine then.
You: I'm not talkin' to you no more...
You: ...
Stranger: why?
You: ...
Stranger: don't leave me
Stranger:
You: *reads post*
You: Fine, then..
You: Pumpkin pie or lemon meringue?
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: difficult
Stranger: lemon meringue
You: Same.
You: Interesting...
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: for a revolution?
You: I was gonna say train, but that's the general idea.
Stranger: then yes
You: So am I.
You: Let's bake a Lemon Meringue Pie on a train!
Stranger: and then....
Stranger: hokey pokey?
You: YES!! *does hokey pokey*
You: *puts on kiddy music*
Stranger: oh no. suddenly not so hot
You: *eats outrageously large pie*
You: Better?
Stranger: lil bit
You: Lemon Meringue pie? You can keep the train.
You: Me and my ourtageous generosity.
You: *outrageous
Stranger: i think you....sir?
You: Yes.
You: You can call me Pat.
Stranger: you can call me kayden
You: Interesting. Let's bleed a beetle!
You: Wait, noo!!!
Stranger: is that slang for wank?
You: No. It means what it says.
You: BLEED A BEETLE!
You:
Stranger: ah
Stranger: fun time
Stranger: and then fry ants?
You: Yes. We can make a revolutionary Insect Stew!!!1
You: I'll supply the Bed Bugs. I got enough of those.
Stranger: kill an ant train!
You: And eat pie!
You: While bleeding a beetle!
You: This has turned out to be a meaningful conversation thus far.
Stranger: i know, right?
You: Yeah! Me too!
You: Wait... wut?
You: Oh...
You: Ants.
You: Of course
Stranger: don't be silly, darling
You: Mmm...
You: Excuse me
You: I have a casserole in the oven.
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You: Will you mess with my life? D:
You: I'm scared.
You: I want attention!
You: Fine then.
You: Be that way.
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[jimbob4260]

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Stranger: blessings be upon you and your house
You: same here
Stranger: your arguement isnt valid
You: this was not a winning game piece?
Stranger: you activated my trap card
You: spell card?
You: they're bluer than trap cards
Stranger: GO FISH
You: ROCKETMAN
You: Elton John is valid
Stranger: john elton isnt but, worst country in europe
You: worst thirst?
You: cure it with sunny delight
Stranger: purple drank
You: it's like the sun, but in a kickass bottle
Stranger: i also partake in ddrinking liquid sun
You: must be hot
You: like things that are on fire
Stranger: like angel dust
You: printer cartridge
Stranger: now your jsut maddening the unhelpful
You: Elton John is helpful
Stranger: john elton is still stuck in the trap card
You: I almost forgot
Stranger: its ok, i am after all, only human
You: thesaurus
You: its a dinosaur in book form
Stranger: where would jeff goldblom be then? still stuck in a library lsitening to sam neil talk abotu red meat
You: it isn't blue?
Stranger: no silly, its over 9000
You: How could I have been so wrong
Stranger: you didnt carry the carrot over
You: I was too busy tending to my children
Stranger: pruning them back
You: raisins are better
Stranger: it would be better if you didnt have to sun them
You: sunny delight helps, though
Stranger: A WILD JEW APPEARS
You: GO BOTTLE OF HATS
Stranger: WILD JEW USES FLAMETHROWER
You: USE BOTTLE OF HATS ATTACK
Stranger: ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
You: DAMN
Stranger: that si a nice looking horse but
You: you can't purchase it?
Stranger: not for sale, need it to paint my house
You: depends how you throw it
Stranger: i live in australia, the worst country in europe
You: almost as bad as europe
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Stranger: hhey
You: WHY
Stranger: why what?
You: what why?
Stranger: nevermind, whatsup
You: well ,plenty of things are
Stranger: uh huh
You: the ceiling, roof, north (on a map), a rock if you throw it
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You: cats?
Stranger: te estaba buscando!
You: gatos?
You: gato pantelones?
Stranger: si
You: si.
Stranger: no
You: gato?
Stranger: perro
You: 3:<
You: GATOS
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