Omegle Convos!

[Yugi]

You: Then again, running might actually make you more of a beacon.
Stranger: but i like bacon

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Shall we try again?

Facepalm

Stranger: hi!
You: Do you mind... answering a few questions?
Stranger: Annoyed with pervs and bots here lol. I found a list of better chat sites, check it out? ***Website name censored for safety reasons***
You: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOO MUCH NOPE.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWLqqswCcyE
You have disconnected.

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...

Stranger: Hi
You: Do you mind... answering a few questions?
Stranger: Female here I am 16
You: That is irrelevant.
You: Do you mind answering a few questions.
You: Yes... or no...?
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0B0BBysT5CI/T3xeOloHMDI/AAAAAAAABh4/ocCYV9tbLDU/s1600/1198809299267.png
You: This is a simple question, is it not?
You: If you choose yes, however, a few more shall follow.
You: Tick tock tick tock, the clock waits.
You: For nobody.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWLqqswCcyE
You have disconnected.

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YEEEEEEAWWWH!!!

You: Do you mind... answering a few questions?
Stranger: Ok
You: 1: What's the first word that pops into your head.
You: ?
Stranger: Word
You: Good...
You: 2: What color do you think my shoes are?
Stranger: Shoes it nighit time
You: Do you realize that there are multiple timezones??
You: Answer the questions.
You: *no s at the end of "question"
Stranger: Red
You: Interesting.
You: 3: How many languages do you know?
Stranger: 2
You: Very good.
You: 4: What gender do you think I am?
Stranger: 11
You: Relevant answer.
You: 5: What gender do you hope I am?
Stranger: Femal
You: Final question; 6: What time is it?
Stranger: 800
You: WRONG.
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04jjf61FDNg
You: It's... PIZZA TIME. YEEEEEEAWWWH!!!
You have disconnected.

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T_T

You: Do you mind... if I ask you a few questions?
Stranger: Horny m
You: Oih; who cares. This is a CHAT website.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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No fun at all

You: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions??
Stranger: Only a few
You: 1: What's the first word that pops into your head?
Stranger: what
You: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0B0BBysT5CI/T3xeOloHMDI/AAAAAAAABh4/ocCYV9tbLDU/s1600/1198809299267.png
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Wahwahwah

You: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
Stranger: Nope ..go ahead(:
You: 1: What's the first word that pops into your head??
Stranger: Cupcake
You: 2: What's the best food you can think of, ever?
Stranger: Sour gummy worms
You: Interesting.
Stranger: Very :b
You: 3: What do you think my favorite viral Youtube video is?
Stranger: I forgot his name but he's black & really funny
You: Wrong.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
You: WAHWAAAAAHWAHHH.
You have disconnected.

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EDIT:

All the petty fools

Stranger: Hey. M
You: M.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[MaestroUGC]

You: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE SOOO MUCH NOPE.

I feel like this has been said before. By someone near to my heart.

[Olimar12345]

I feel like its less funny when you disconnect. Imo, it's funny to try to make the other person disconnect. (Of course, not counting the ppl who drip in 5 seconds if you don't post asl)

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I feel like its less funny when you disconnect. Imo, it's funny to try to make the other person disconnect. (Of course, not counting the ppl who drip in 5 seconds if you don't post asl)

I prefer the strike-and-retreat tactic, especially when your point is to post a video (e.g. semi-rickrolling) or creep the person out.

EDIT: Then again, creeping the person out to the point where they leave is fun as well.

Ohaidere!

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COAvbDK2S5s
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COAvbDK2S5s
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Do it now

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60
You: DO A BARREL ROLL.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
You: DO IT.
You: NOW.
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Hey!

Stranger: hey
You: Heeeeeeeey!!
You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNQ0URlNl5U
You: HA!
Stranger: wasat
You: *pokes link*
Stranger: chune
You: Moscou, moscou!
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Oh hohohohoho... hey!! ♫
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNQ0URlNl5U
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Oh hohohohoho... hey!! ♫
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Oh hohohohoho... hey!! ♫
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Oh hohohohoho... hey!! ♫
You: If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
You: NOW.
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Oh hohohohoho... hey!! ♫
You: ♫ Moscou, moscou!! ♫
You: ♫ Oh hohohohoho... hey!! ♫
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[blueflower999]

Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?
You: YES
Stranger: WHERE???
Stranger: HE RESPONDS TO NEMO
Stranger: CAN U PLEASE TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO THE ANEMINE
You: P SHERMAN 42 WALLABY WAY SYDNEY
Stranger: THANK YOU!!!

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Shall we try again? :K

Kick

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COAvbDK2S5s
You: Do not fear stranger.
Stranger: hey 20 male here
You: I'd be happy to KICK you.
You: If THAT'S what you want.
You: T_T
Stranger: kik
You: No, KICK.
Stranger: what will b do
You: Good day sir.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: m seeking f with kik
You: I can kick you, but I'm male.
Stranger has disconnected.

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Hello

You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: HELLO
Stranger has disconnected.

You: HAAAROWH!
You: I EM UH DINOSOR
You: WITH EM BIG TEETH
You: HAAROWH, STRANGUUR?
You: ARE YOU HREEEE??
Stranger has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how you
You: i good
Stranger: good
You: good
Stranger: I guess
You: good
Stranger: ok
You: yeah
Stranger: yep
You: good
Stranger has disconnected.

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M is for Morshu!

Stranger: m
You: m
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: MORSHU
Stranger has disconnected.

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Sea Level

Stranger: asl
You: I think I might actually be below...
You: I'm not too sure.
You: Nooooo... I'm fairly certain I'm above.
You: And you? Above sea level or below?
Stranger has disconnected.

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[Yugi]

What is kik?

[blueflower999]

A chatting app on Apple devices I believe.

But I wouldn't know because i don't have one.

[Yugi]

I HAVE BEEN ROLEPLAYING ON OMEGLE, IT WAS RATHER FUN IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF

JUST ACCEPT IT

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO IDIOT
Stranger: heyy how r u? fun female from Miami here!
Stranger: hiiii there sexxi what's up?
You: WHY DO YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME LOOKING FOR SEX WITH RANDOM PEOPLE.
Stranger: anyways") want to chat through skyp the thing for it should be MinaSHEPARD86
You: JUST ACCEPT THAT I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY.
You: IT'LL MAKE THE WORLD EASIER FOR YOU.
Stranger: im 0n! lets chattt there instead!!
Stranger has disconnected.

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PITIFUL HUMANS

You: HELLO IDIOT
You: I ASSUME THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SEX
You: LIKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS GODFORSAKEN SITE?
Stranger: fuck u bro
You: I AM NOT MALE
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: dumbass
You: JUST ACCEPT THAT I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU IN EVERY WAY
Stranger: dont trip bro
You: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER MYSELF WITH YOUR STUPID RACE
You: ALMOST ALL OF YOU SEEM TO HAVE AN IQ BELOW 6
Stranger: if ur female send me three photos right no
You: I AM NOT FEMALE EITHER
Stranger: look ur trippen stupid
You: LOOK
You: I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE
You: AND NEITHER DO YOU
You: JUST DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND LEAVE.
Stranger: what are a gay
You: OH LOOK
You: NOW THE HUMAN IS SPOUTING TERRIBLE INSULTS
You: IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE SUPERIOR TO ME.
Stranger: are u a gay
You: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: im asking
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: FUCK THIS.
You have disconnected.

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IT CAN LEAD TO THE BEST OF CONVERSATIONS IF YOUR STRANGER DOESN'T LEAVE STRAIGHT AWAY.

[SlowPokemon]

Those are not funny to the point where their humor values are in the negative numbers.

[Yugi]

Well I had fun with them.