Omegle Convos!

[Saria]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: f
You: hay2u
You: my name is edward cullen. u must be my bella.
Stranger: ot is
Stranger: it is
You: i vant to suk your blood
Stranger: from
You: your neck, duh
You: dont be a slut
Stranger: where are u from
You: sluts cause earthquakes
You: im from
You: arizona
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

sluts cause earthquakes

THIS

[SlowPokemon]

GODDAMN IT SFK I WAS GONNA PUT THAT IN MY SIG D:<

[Saria]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: m 18 arizona
Stranger: 17 f oregon
You: wanna see a pic of me?
Stranger: sure idc
You: http://images.wikia.com/twilightsaga/images/b/b2/02Edward_Cullen.jpg
Stranger: haha nice i see the edwared cullen lol
You: hay2u
You: you must be my bella
Stranger: totally
You: i vant to suck your blood
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nah
You: whynot
You: :<
Stranger: maybe later lol
You: soooooooo
Stranger: im into werewovles sorry lol
You: jacob?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: hes so much hotter
You: no you're mine
Stranger: hes hotter then u lol
You: nou
Stranger: nou???
You: he's hotter than you lol
Stranger: hes hotter then everone
You: you slut stop causing earthquakes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jub3r7]

YOU'RE NOT MASHI STOP LYINNNNG.

[SlowPokemon]

THIS

Anyone find it funny how Saria predicted the earthquake today, last week?

[Saria]

OBEY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fingerz]

I don't think so.
I wouldn't obey someone who's 11, says 'teh' alot, can somehow predict earthquakes, now has an avatar of some dude rotating a cup of stuff in his hand and uses . . . a decent amount. *wink*

[Saria]

I don't get it.

[Mashi]

He said you're perfect and is incapable of obeying you, because he would die in awe once given orders by you.

[Lildigipoke2]

Stranger: You m/f?
Me: m
Stranger: k

Stranger left the conversation.

(male/female was what he was asking)

[Jub3r7]

We know. 

[SuperFireKirby]

Stranger: You m/f?
Me: m
Stranger: k

Stranger left the conversation.

(male/female was what he was asking)

WAY TO MAKE IT AN INTERESTING CONVERSATION, BRO.

[ETFROXX]

Stranger: You m/f?
Me: m
Stranger: k

Stranger left the conversation.

(male/female was what he was asking)

do you go to retard school or something

[Lildigipoke2]

there was other stuff on top of that, i just posted the part that stood out =P