Omegle Convos!

[Wrydryn]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI baby
You: gogo gaga
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

XD fun!

[Wrydryn]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this a person?
Stranger: no this is patrick
You: this is Dr.Phil
Stranger: oh shit
You: Your experiancing a heart attack
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
You: You died sorry
Stranger: damn
You: I know right
Stranger: is this hell?
You: No this is Sparta
Stranger: OH shit I think I see a sni-
You: I'll put that body away then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tranzlater]

Ching ching is funny =D


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEYA
You: Ooooh, typing
You: mm
Stranger: Caps are for fags and blacks. I'm presuming you're both.
Stranger: Jeez, I'm a genius.
You: CHING CHING
You: RACISM ALERT
You: At 3
You: No, 4
You: No.... no.... 5
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: Nice that you notice.
You: This is one... one...
You: OMG
You: 6
Stranger: Who cares?
You: Your mum
You: Sneaked in a burn there
You: CHING CHING
Stranger: Oh, shit. You're a britfag, too.
Stranger: No, no burn, faggot.
You: You americanos then?
Stranger: Maybe in when you talk to your boyfriend that's a burn, but no burn here you queer.
You: ?
You: CHING CHING
You: UNDERAGE PARENT ALERT
You: CHING CHING
You: OVERTHINKING ON BAD RESPONSE ALERT
Stranger: Hm, maybe noncoherence is a trend in Britain, too.
You: How did you guess?
You: =D
You: =D=D
You: =D=D=D=D
Stranger: Man, you must take on a lot of cocks.
You: CHING CHING
You: OVERTHINKING AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH
You: 17
Stranger: Overthinking? Who cares.
Stranger: At least I'm not typing like a faggot.
You: Your mum must take alot of cocks ALL OF YOUR DADS
You: CHING CHING
You: CHING CHING dammit those words are getting to my brain
You: CHING CHING
You: COULDN'T RESIST ALERT
You: CHING CHING
You: FUCKING BAD TYPER ALERT
Stranger: You know, there's a copy and paste function if you're really going to spam.
Stranger: You are one dumb fuck.
Stranger: Shit.
You: CHING CHING
Stranger: Fucking retarded.
You: DOUCHE ALERT
Stranger: They should have thrown you in the oven at birth.
Stranger: Shit.
You: CHING CHING
You: SWEARING DOUCHE ALERT
You: that's the worst type, by the way
You: CHING CHING
You: MORE TYPING ALERT
Stranger: Hm, that should have gone off when you started.
You: CHING CHING STILL NOT QUITTING ALERT
Stranger: So?
You: CHING CHING MUST HAVE SOME GAY LIKING ALERT
You: CHING CHING
You: I MUST LEAVE
You: To infinity
Stranger: I'm glad you found copy and paste.
You: and beyond
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You have disconnected.

[KefkaticFanatic]

Lulz, silly trolls.  I love how you kept him there that whole time. XD

[HugoMeister]

Its no fun unless you troll. :|

[SuperFireKirby]

Some people on there are complete retards. For instance...

You: bow chicka bow wow
Stranger: u hot baby
You: I know I am. Im as hot as a peice of toast being eaten by neal Patrick Harris while he's driving a monster truck.
You: Thats on fire!
Stranger: poop
Stranger: nph!
You: heheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. you said poop...
Stranger: nph leaves love stains
You: tha5 he does.
Stranger: he makes them with me
You: thats quite odd if I do say so myself
Stranger: nope
Stranger: what u look like tight pussy
You: your face!
Stranger: mm so manly
Stranger: thats ok, i like manly women
Stranger: especially when they have penis's
You: that is also quite odd
Stranger: ya but i am number 3 so therefor i am odd
You: I don't get the joke but sure..............
Stranger: the number 3 is an odd number!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dumby
You: I dont get how you're a number but sure..........
Stranger: causeee its a joke
Stranger: ur fat
You: that I am Sir Froginston. That I am.
Stranger: sometimes i cut my penis with a razor while i jack off, it is hot
Stranger: i use the blood as lube
You: Intresting...
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i also like to bang my cats
Stranger: the like it in the ass
Stranger: cause they are guy cats
You: Are you in anyway a pedophile?
Stranger: nonononon i love little kids but not in that way
You: Well you seem pretty fucked up to me.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: u r way more
You: you know because I dont bang cats up the ass. That makes me realllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy fucked up.
You: that was sarcasm by the way.
Stranger: have u ever tried it?
You: No and I don't plan to you deranged little man.
You: You still there or are you still trying t impress your little friends by saying thesekinds of fucked up things to me? I bet your not over the age of ten.
You: freak

[Wrydryn]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hey hey hey
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

Nice one.

[Qew]

oh gods ;~; I only barely escaped the NEO-NAZI!!! O_O

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: where you from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: russia
You: OMG THAT IS SO COOL
Stranger:
Stranger: i suppose it is
You: yeah I live in Australia I've never talked to someone from Russia before
You: I mean closest is China or Latvia
Stranger: so now u can
You: yeah
Stranger:
You: what's it like in Russia?
Stranger: it's like any other country i suppose
You: is it all globalised and like america ?
You: aww ok
Stranger: not like america but in big cities u can feel globalisation
You: yeah, it's always that way unfortunately
Stranger: we must stop corporations!!!
Stranger: :-D
You: yes lol
Stranger: antiglobalisation is our purpose
Stranger:
You: haha let's keep things special!
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: government is the problem
Stranger: rebel!!!
You: yes precisely!
You: lol
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: and u?
You: 14 :3
Stranger: cool
You:
Stranger: so what about destroying system?
You: hmmm well by now the government have figured out all these fail safes and back ups just in case
Stranger: have u ever heard about ZOG?
You: hmmm no I haven't D:
You: what is it?
Stranger: google it
Stranger: it is our main target
You: lol I
You: I'm already ahead of you :3
You: :O
Stranger: u think that zog is myth? no, fuck it! zog isn't fucking myth!!!
Stranger: it's fucking conspiracy
Stranger: if I could I would fucking nuke them
Stranger: oh, but we still don't where is their headquarters
Stranger: many ppl deseve it
Stranger: others will just pay the price
You have disconnected.

ZOG - "Zionist Occupation Government is an antisemitic conspiracy theory which holds that Jews secretly control a given country, while the formal government is a puppet regime." from wikipedia

mmmm -_-

[SuperFireKirby]

People obviously don't like it when you're a smart ass on Omegle.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: I doing fine
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl plz?
You: I'm not quite sure what asl means.
Stranger: ummm.
Stranger: Age   Sex  and Location
Stranger: got it ?
You: Modern, no thanks, earth
Stranger: what?
You: Age: Technology, Sex: No thanks, Location: Earth
Stranger: so
Stranger: fuck u ass up
Stranger: stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SuperFireKirby]

Sorry for the double post but this conversation was amazing. In this conversation I almost completely devote my attention to discussing my super short friend Jacob.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello there.
Stranger: A Hard Day's Night!
You: Have you been working like a dog?
Stranger: no like an elephant
You: sweet.
You: should you be sleeping like a log?
Stranger: no like a leaf
You: sweeter.
You: and when you come home to a random person and see the things that they do does it make you feel all right?
Stranger: it make me feel weird
You: seetest.
You: *sweetest*
You: I smell steak.
Stranger: and I Smell chicken
You: Do you like steak?
Stranger: Yes I like steak but I prefer Bloody Steak
You: I don't like chickens because they're as short as a Jacob.
Stranger: but Jacob can be a tall chicken if he's even not short when he's gonna grow up in a dead space.
You: I don't like cows because they're as fat as a brain.
You: *brian*
Stranger: But the brain is faster than th cow
You: I meant to say brian.
You: because brian is super fat and super short
Stranger: so Brian is a dog now.
You: no, brian is the fat kid.
Stranger: yea but he can be transform in a fat doggy
You: no he cannot sir frogingston.
You: the badly drawn frog.
You: who's like a knight
You: of the old republic
You: except he's not a republic
Stranger: if we imagine a pig purple flying around the heart at the speed of 38906190 kmh , you can now see the switch rainbow.
Stranger: earth*
Stranger: or just see a yellow submarine
You: because of jacob?
Stranger: no because of the cow
You: jacob likes little girls.
You: he eats puppies and small children
Stranger: do you think the small children can eat him
You: since jacob is so short, the answer is probably yes.
Stranger: exacly
You: Jimmy wilson is super cool though.
You: and his friend peter is even cooler
You: spam
Stranger: but did Mindy love peter cause Jimmy is cheating on Jenny
You: i wouldn't know sir froginston.
You: the badly drwn frog
You: who's like a knight
You: of the old republic
You: except he's not a republic
You: cuz he's
You: CUBAN!!!!!

Stranger: but if you can use the dark force of the Jedi who will know who's the guinea pig.
You: come to the dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!
Stranger: mmmmm coookiiiiieeees
You: so athsum
You: I gotta big bag of crabs here
You: and im gonna put them in my mouthm of yes
You: I'm gonna run around the town on a market day
You: and everyone will look at me and say
You: that I have got a mouth full of crabs
Stranger: I tried out this with Octopus
You: YOUR FACE IS AN OCTOPUS!!!
You: THE END!!!
You have disconnected.

[SirIngusBingus]

You: come to the dark side. WE HAVE COOKIES!

http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/whatonearth/Item_Come-to-the-Dark-Side-We-Have-Cookies-Jr-T-Shirt_AX9602T_ps_dpr.html

[SuperFireKirby]

I actually have no idea where I heard that from. All I know is that I like to say it alot.

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YOU GOT PI'D
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i wish i was that cool
Stranger: at least ur not korean
Stranger: freakin everyone i've tlaked to so far is
You: http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/index314.html
You: Oooooh
You: That sucks
Stranger: then the other people
You: damn koreans
Stranger: are jackoffs like u and me
Stranger: who just wanna mess with people
You: Yay.
Stranger: i like to slow talk people
Stranger: have an actual convo
You: Do you play Touhou?
Stranger: then try to rape them
You: Have you heard of it?
Stranger: nah
You: Damn.
Stranger: what is it
Stranger: i'll google that shit
You: one sec
You: http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki
You: It's a shooter
Stranger: da fuck is that?
Stranger: u korean?
You: No.
You: It's a japanese game though XD
You: I love it
Stranger: u japanese?
You: No.
You: There are english patches for the games
Stranger: u watch anime porn?
Stranger: dont lie
You: I'm not a lolicon.
Stranger: dunno what that is
You: ...It's another word for anime pedophile
Stranger: i wouldn't know
You: yeah
You: Buuut yeah
Stranger: i'm just a regular pedophile
Stranger: tryin to meet some girls on here fuck yea
You: Lol nice
Stranger: nah lol
Stranger: i kinda expected everyone on here to be like that
You: Haha
Stranger: fuckin creepers but nah
Stranger: most people are just like me
Stranger: thinkin everyone else is a pedo
You: XD
Stranger: and tryin to fuck with them
You: I think this is the most semi-normal conversation I've had on here
You: Congratulations
Stranger: right back at ya
You:
Stranger: u can thank me
Stranger: with ur fuckin u've been pied shit
Stranger: i'm a nice guy
You: Lol sorry
You: Pi is just awesome
Stranger: well if u wanna have a convo
Stranger: thats not a good way to start
You: I know.
You: I was just messing around
Stranger: yea i know
Stranger: i kinda got bored of messin around
You: Boredom sucks
Stranger: well pretty much every one has school tommorrow cept me
Stranger: so normally i'd be out right now
You: ...I don't
Stranger: cept everyones got school so i dont wanna just drive around alone
You: School got out last thursday
You: ...for me
Stranger: u in hs?
You: Yeah
Stranger: america?
You: College is next now
You: yeah
Stranger: what college
You: A little community college in ohio
Stranger: o
You: Yeah
You: Not OSU
You:
Stranger: well i figured
You: Haha
Stranger: noone really calls osu a little community college
You: True.
Stranger: u a dude?
You: Yeah
Stranger: i've been gettin alotta girls on here actually but the're proly just dudes
Stranger: thats assumin they're not korean
You: I think I should probably go to bed now...
You: Sorry
Stranger: thats fine
You: It's like 12:06 now
Stranger: 08
Stranger: actually
You: ...orly?
You: Ok
Stranger: yea i'm east cost
Stranger: too
You: Ah
You: ...aren't you tired yet?
Stranger: nah i'm usually out right now
You: Fun.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i'm usually hammered right now
You: Well, maybe I'll see you again someday
Stranger: doubt it
You: Hehe
Stranger: but good luck to you
Stranger: in college
You: Thx
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.

That was probably the most normal conversation I've ever had on omegle.

[SirIngusBingus]

I didn't think you could actually talk to someone on that site.