Omegle Convos!

[SlowPokemon]

lulz

[SuperFireKirby]

U-X is quite creeper on Omegle.

To all you Omegle noobs, this is how the pros do it:

Stranger: are you:
a)guy looking for girl
b)girl looking for guy
c)girl looking for girl
d)guy looking for guy
You: I'm e)guy looking for a miniature horse
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[SuperFireKirby]

You: Hai thar
Stranger:  Hey, I am HORNY BOY WITH MASSIVE DICK , who needS Girl with webcam for SEX SHOW on MSN or SKYPE ASL ? (^_^)
You: whats with the face at the end
You: it makes you seems horny
Stranger: yeah ... xD
You: unlike the text before it
Stranger: why :PPP
You: because your dick does not exist
You: nor do you
You: nor do I
You: or your computer
Stranger: xD
You: or the Earth
Stranger: ASL ?
You: NO I USE DSL
You: BECAUSE IM SUPER FLY
Stranger: xD
You: can't think of anything to say to that?
You: oho! you can!
Stranger: YEHA xD
You: A silly face once more!
Stranger: My head... it's squezeee mee xD
Stranger: SUPA FLYYY xD
You: indeed, you haven't typed one line of text for this enitre converstion lacking a silly text face
You: usually involving the letters x and D
You: i don't understand you sir
Stranger: ok...
You: therefore i am leaving
You have disconnected.

This is how you own the creepers.

[Jub3r7]

...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ETFROXX]

Erm, Jub, this is kind of meant for funny conversations. Not things like that, which happen all the time.

[SlowPokemon]

That site is so random, I never know how to start a conversation. xD

[Winter]

I'm actually too shy to mess with people there.

I'll sit there laughing and forget to type

[Sekter77]

SO...
I've never used this but it sounds like there's a bunch of trolls looking to annoy people through random internet conversations. On the one hand, it would be great to mock some idiots, but it would also make me lose some faith in humanity.
The Moby Dick convo was an epic win by the way.

[SuperFireKirby]

That site is so random, I never know how to start a conversation. xD

Start with: Hello There Sir Robin!

They'll either:
a)disconnect immediately
or
2)it will create the greatest conversations you ever see.

[Roz~]

I guess I should lurk there if I'm bored. Which is probably going to happen soon.

[universe-X]

My omegle conversations tend to get pretty sexual... until they find out I'm 14 and male.

[Jub3r7]

Whenever somebody asks ASL, I never, EVER respond with a straight answer.

[Winter]

best thing to do is make them work for it.

[SuperFireKirby]

My plan in action:

You: Hello there Sir Robin!
Stranger: i a male and i dont have pene!
Stranger: O:
You: hdfbgirr;jewsfdjgfno;nmf
You: can you find the secret message?
Stranger:  fuck you
Stranger: D:
You: awwwwww
You: thats not very nice
You: say your sorry
You: and maybe ill forgive you
Stranger: hoooore
Stranger: >:)
You: i do belive its spelled 'whore'
Stranger: hohoho
Stranger: fuck you im mexican!
Stranger: :)
You: OHO!
You: I'm a culturally insensitive American who will still speak to you as if you know perfect english
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SlowPokemon]

xD win...