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Started by Tranzlater, April 05, 2009, 09:23:50 AM

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Tranzlater

Out: Uranus (Oops, I forgot the space)

In: Harry Potters' broomstick
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

SirIngusBingus

Out: Neville's Remembrall

In: A horse (white)

Tranzlater

Out: A horse (Covered in his own faeces)

In: King Henry V of England
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

omega

Out: his six beheaded wives

In: Groucho Marx
The odds of there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one. The odds of there being two bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. So next time you fly, cut the odds and bring a bomb.

SirIngusBingus

Out: A house built for no reason

In: TV remote

Tranzlater

(By the way, it was King Henry VIII who had 6 wives, and he only beheaded 2 =P)

Out: Decharged batteries

In: Leonardo da Vinci
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

Magus Darkwind

Out: The Mona Lisa(not very creative I know)

In: Gilgamesh

Necrophobe: "Enough of this! DIE!!!"
*casts flare*
Gilgamesh: "I believe that's MY line!!!"
*Self-destruct* They both die

Tranzlater

Out: Cid

In: A grand piano, smashed up into little pieces
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

SirIngusBingus

Out: A grand piano put back together?

In: Wonka's Nerds

Brassman388

Out: Wonka's Head.

In: Nobuo Uematsu

Dude

Out: crappy CD

In: Chia pet

Brassman388

(Aww... You're no fun...)

Out: Scooby doo

In. Dude.

Dude

Out: AWESOMNESS

In: A cookie

Magus Darkwind

Out: dud

In : Fb Minor 9th (Chord)
Necrophobe: "Enough of this! DIE!!!"
*casts flare*
Gilgamesh: "I believe that's MY line!!!"
*Self-destruct* They both die

Palagerini

Out : A Failthrower

In: A Cocktail
Conversation on Shoddy Battle:
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah. i sent them to her dad

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