The four word story!

[TheLegend]

by commiting painful suicide. 

[dahans]

Dahans became mightier because

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because one less person,

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was mourning Dahans' suicide

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that was provoked by

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excessive alcohol and depression

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sex, drugs, and candy.

[SlowPokemon]

Everyone was shocked because

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in that world, candy

[SlowPokemon]

was good for the

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process of losing weight.

[SlowPokemon]

Many people needed this

[TheLegend]

suicide thoughts generating machine

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but it had yet

[SlowPokemon]

to be proven deadly