The four word story!

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until Fingerz ate a

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giant Kecleon which tried

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to punch Samus' left

[Dudeman]

thigh. She then tried

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to eat it but

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failed because Bowser needed

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to have his tonsils

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excavated due to a

[Winter]

earthquake cause by slutty

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Wario and his large

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Tetris block that blocked

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the Koopatroopas from entering.

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Waluigi then threw a

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pinapple at Mario's huge

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pimple on his sweaty