The four word story!

[SlowPokemon]

(when I was looking for inspiration )

attack SlowPokemon's Slowpoke with

[DrP]

my South Park mini-me

[Oni-Link]

and rule the planet.

[SlowPokemon]

This plan was thwarted

[Oni-Link]

by the evil Purple1222119,

[SlowPokemon]

with his Bowser arrangement

[Oni-Link]

stuff. Oni-Link's super sidekick,

[dahans]

that was even weaker

[Oni-Link]

than dahans, (you put yourself into this) turned out

[DrP]

to be French. He

[Oni-Link]

had the powers of

[Purple1222119]

(wait, when did I come into this?  )

all Frenchmen, which is

[DrP]

extensive smell of brie;

[Oni-Link]

while having an exquisite

[DrP]

taste of burnt Indian