The four word story!

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killing him too much

[SlowPokemon]

was incredibly painful. So

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Squirle killed Pikachu finally.

[SlowPokemon]

"When did Pikachu do

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anything?" Squirtle just hates

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to ask, but he

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hates electric types. So

[SlowPokemon]

he wiped out all

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electric types with a

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single Water Gun. Then

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had every Nidoking use

[SlowPokemon]

HornDrill. Squirtle was the

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leader of the army

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of Meowth, who revolted

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against the Nidoking. Squirtle