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When __________ hands you lemons.

Started by HugoMeister, September 10, 2008, 06:23:16 PM

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SuperFireKirby

If the lemon is the bad guy, he will be beaten by the hero when all looks hopeless(pixar does this in every movie).

when an evil circus clown hands you lemons...

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Magus Darkwind

Then you quickly get them out of your hands

When a Wizard of the Coast(DnD) hands you lemons
Necrophobe: "Enough of this! DIE!!!"
*casts flare*
Gilgamesh: "I believe that's MY line!!!"
*Self-destruct* They both die

omega

Your evil game master uses them to kill you no matter what you do (assuming DnD is Dungeons and Dragons)

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When "Judgemaster Cid" hands you lemons

The odds of there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one. The odds of there being two bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. So next time you fly, cut the odds and bring a bomb.

Brassman388

You send Bahamut Zero after him.

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When the "girl of your dreams" hands you lemons.

SirIngusBingus

You make lemonade and invite her for a drink.

When the "girl of your dreams" hands you lemons...
(Yup, I'm repeating that because it has a lot of potential...)

Brassman388

Then you make her wash her hands.

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When youtube hands you lemons.

omega

You make a Youtube video out of making lemonade with them.

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When "Beethoven" Hands you lemons.

The odds of there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one. The odds of there being two bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. So next time you fly, cut the odds and bring a bomb.

Magus Darkwind

You....try and tune your piano with them...?
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When Gilgamesh hands you lemons?
Necrophobe: "Enough of this! DIE!!!"
*casts flare*
Gilgamesh: "I believe that's MY line!!!"
*Self-destruct* They both die

omega

The lemons explode in a massive flare and kill you.


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When bono hands you lemons...
The odds of there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one. The odds of there being two bombs on a plane are a million times a million to one. So next time you fly, cut the odds and bring a bomb.

Brassman388

Then you starve to death.


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When Jerry Seinfeld hands you lemons.

SuperFireKirby

Do as you did with ye old butter churning lady. Peg them at him and tell him to BE FUNNY!!!!!



When Steve Irwin hands you lemons...

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

SirIngusBingus

you throw them at him and apologize to Jerry Seinfeld, as attacking him is blasphemy.

When a flying penguin in a cape hands you lemons...

SuperFireKirby

Beat him with the lemons until he reveals his true identity.


When David Blaine hands you lemons...

Quote from: Mashi on March 26, 2013, 05:54:37 PMAfter viewing both FMA:Brotherhood and Naruto Shippuden, it would be frivolous to even consider watching an anime as unbearably mediocre as Melancholy. NARUTOxHINATA 4 LYFE!!!

Tranzlater

You tell him to murder the person who would beat poor Zoopa Pingoo McMuffins.



When King Kong hands you Strawberries Lemons...
Quote from: Arison The Bat
oviosly so far i've only got "little unmature kids" to respond to this thread
After months of mediation and exams, I return.
Probably not for long.

SirIngusBingus

you see if Donkey Kong will trade them for bananas.

When Donkey Kong hands you the bananas...