When __________ hands you lemons.

[SuperFireKirby]

When a living potatoe hands you lemons you ask, how the hell are you still living if you're not in the ground but you thank him for the lemons anyway

[Brassman388]

When seattle symphony orchestra hands you lemons....

[Sir Awesomesauce]

You stuff your ears with wax, as the metaphorical lemons most likely represent a terrible cacophony of irritating noises.


When Saddam Hussein hands you lemons...

[Brassman388]

You give them back in fury cause of how bad of a hide-and-seek player he is.

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When Jar Jar Binks hands you lemons...

[SirIngusBingus]

...you try to figure out where he got lemons on Naboo.

When your english teacher hands you lemons....

[SuperFireKirby]

When your english teacher hands you lemons you teach the lemon to read for some extra credit.

When a lepperchaun hands you lemons...

[Tranzlater]

When a lepperchaun hands you lemons, you teach him how to spell as the english teacher prods the leprechaun.


When K.K. Slider hands you lemons...

[SuperFireKirby]

When K.K Slider hands you lemons you throw them at the Animal crossing creators and hopefully they'll stop playing the damn credits every time he plays a song!

When Mr. Rodgers hands you lemons...

[SirIngusBingus]

...you tell the lemons everything will be OK before eating them.

When an air traffic controller hands you lemons...

[Tranzlater]

When an air traffic controller hands you lemons you squeeze the juice into his radio, sit back in the airport cafe, and watch the planes. Crash.
When Clifford the big red dog hands you lemons...

[jake3343]

When Clifford the Big Red Dog hands you lemons the lemons accidentally get squashed and you don't have lemons anymore.

When a hands you lemons...

[Tranzlater]

When a Smiley hands you lemons you say very very mean things to him until he's a  .
When Lex Luther hands you lemons...

[omega]

When Lex Luther hands you lemons sell them for the very rare Kryptonite in them and get rich.

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When Your cell phone hands you lemons...

[SirIngusBingus]

...check to make sure they don't cost $20 a month (seriously!).

When kotorfanboy hands you lemons...

[SuperFireKirby]

When kotorfanboy hands you lemons you use the force to squeeze the juice into his eyes, round house kick him and then spam rofl on the forums the next day.
Example:roflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl.

When been still hands you lemons...