When __________ hands you lemons.

[Dude]

  Meh

When Hatsune Miku hands you lemons...

[mantis985]

Graciuosly accept the lemons.
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When Bruce Lee hands you lemons

[DBJack]

Fight your way to the top of a 5 story tower full of kung fu masters to use the lemons on the grand master of the tower to save the world.
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When Jesus Christ hands you lemons...

[erintiger1000]

When Jesus Christ hands you lemons, give it to his apostles.

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When a dragon hands you lemons

[WiiMan96]

When a dragon hands you lemons you're smart enough to know that the 'lemon' is actually its egg of the runt of the litter, and it's burned.


When Strong Bad hands you lemons...

[scooterulez]

When Strong Bad hands you lemons, thank him and send him a email that says,"How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
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When Bubs hands you lemons...

[WiiMan96]

When Bubs hands you lemons, you tell him to cut off Strong Bad's internet connection so that he never receives the "How do you type with boxing gloves on?" email 


When The Cheat hands you lemons...

[Brassman388]

when the cheat hands you lemons, you take his lightswitch away for having lightswitch raves.

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When Bahamut hands you lemons...

[Tranzlater]

When Bahamut hands you lemons you get crushed from the sheer weight of Bahamut's magical Lemons.

 
When Batman hands you lemons...

[SirIngusBingus]

...you make sure the lemon isn't some kind of villain. (Poison Ivy? That was the best they could do?)


When a Bomb-omb hands you lemons....

[Brassman388]

You toss them to Siringusbingus, cause it was really a bomb omb itself.



.....when siringusbingus hands you lemons.

[SirIngusBingus]

...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

When the internet hands you lemons....

[scooterulez]

When the internet hands you lemons, don't look at them, they could porn in disguise.
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When a Nun hands you Lemons.....

[SirIngusBingus]

...you thank her politely while eying her whippin' stick.

When an oboe player hands you lemons....

[Tranzlater]

When an oboe player hands you lemons, you lob it back at them yelling 'play a different song before I rip my own balls off'.
When a living potato hands you lemons...