When __________ hands you lemons.

[SuperFireKirby]

When Micheal Jackson hands you lemons, you take the lemons you got from Chuck Norris and round house kick him to the face with them.

When Tom Cruise hands you lemons...

[BlueFlameDude]

When Tom Cruise hands you lemons take them and while singing the mission impossible theme sneak up on somone and bash them over the head with them.
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When BlueFlameDude hands you lemons...

[kotorfanboy]

You look between the lemons and his avatar, lemons and avatar, then give them back.
When Zeta gives you lemons...

[Dekudude]

When Zeta gives you lemons, ask her where they came from, and await a witty response.


When your closest cousin hands you lemons...

[iDOWN]

When Zeta gives you lemons, you courtmartial them with Banzai.

When Santa Claus gives you lemons...

EDIT: Damn you, Dekudude. D:

[HugoMeister]

I'll answer both:

When your closest cousin hands you lemons, you be sure to take the lemons, and not something else.

When Santa Claus hands you lemons, you follow the same rules as if your closest cousin had just handed you lemons.


When Mr. Hat hands you lemons, you...

[SuperFireKirby]

When Mr. Hat hands you lemons you gotta party like a rockstar.

When Koji Kondo hands you lemons...

[kotorfanboy]

When Koji Kondo hears you lemons, if you put them to your ear, you can hear the mario theme.


When Tingle hands you lemons

[HugoMeister]

Hell no.

When the milk man hands you lemons...

[kotorfanboy]

You cannot escape Tingle

[scooterulez]

I'll do tingle and milkman
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When Tingle hands you lemons, throw them at him and yell,"WHERE THE HECK ARE MY MAPS?!"

When the milkman hands you lemons, look at him and say, "I can't feed my cats this crap."
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When Hitler hands you lemons...

[musicguy360]

you give them to the FBI to be dismantled
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When a hobo gives you lemons...

[SuperFireKirby]

When a hobo hands you lemons give him a hamburger for his troubles. But make sure the hamburger isn't from a McDonald's associated with Wal-Mart for you will be attacked by him. After all, Wal-Mart's the reason he's a hobo in the first place.

When Mike Tyson hands you lemons...

[Dekudude]

When Mike Tyson hands you lemons, you politely take them, and, confused, look at him and ask, "Who are you?"


When an [ hr ] hands you lemons...

[SuperFireKirby]

I have no idea of what happens when hands you lemons.

Oh and Mike Tyson was a professional boxer how got his own game. He also had a nasty habbit of biting off people's ears. I can't believe you've never heard of him.