When __________ hands you lemons.

[HugoMeister]

Well, a friend of mine was talking to me on AIM and he came up with this idea.

Here's how it works:

1. When its your turn, complete the previous "lemon" statement. Be creative.
2. Then, ask "When _________ hands you lemons...." Fill in the blank with a person/thing.
3. Don't use the same person/thing more than once; keep it original.

Note: Please underline your person/thing.


When JaMaHa hands you lemons...

[Dekudude]

When Jamaha hands you lemons, throw them away, because we all know that Jamaha can't grow healthy ones. Dur.


When the lemon you were just handed hands you lemons...

[Nakah]

When the lemon you were just handed hands you lemons...

   The lemons that handed you the lemons continue to multiply handing an on-going process of lemon production.


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   When nothing hands you lemons.

[kotorfanboy]

When nothing hands you lemons, you wish someone would give you lemons.


When life gives you lemons

[HugoMeister]

When Life hands you lemons, you ask Life why, of all things to bless you with, it chose lemons.

When Sailor Moon hands you lemons....

[MetroidHunter26]

When Sailor Moon hands you lemons....

When Sailor Moon hands you lemons just hope you can go to 3rd base after that

perveted I know but oh well 

When A guy in a suit hands you lemons...

[Palagerini]

When A guy in a suit hands you lemons you SQUASH them and say WTF is wroung with you?! Tomatoes are better!

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When a serial molester hands you lemons... 

[musicguy360]

When a serial molester hands you lemons... 

If you're suicidal you eat them
If you're not you squeeze the juices into his eyes, kick his crotch and run away.
when a retarted guy gives you lemons...

[HugoMeister]

You give the lemons back, cuz chances are they aren't lemons, or the poor person needs them for lunch or something.

When ye old butter churning lady gives you lemons...

[SuperFireKirby]

When ye old butter churning lady hands you lemons peg them at her, and tell her to work harder!
When Luigi hands you lemons...

[musicguy360]

When ye old butter churning lady hands you lemons peg them at her, and tell her to work harder!
When Luigi hands you lemons...

you ask him if they were mario approved.

when an apple tree gives you lemons...

[generalmayo]

you start wondering if it's by the randomness of God or it's just tree pee
when chuck norris gives you a lemon.....

[SuperFireKirby]

When Chuck Norris gives you lemons you ask him "why you give me lemons?" and he round house kicks you in the face for asking questions.

[scooterulez]

When an emo hands you lemons, sqeeze the juice into his eyes and say, "Here's something for you to cry about!"


When your Gym Teacher hands you lemons....

[erintiger1000]

When your Gym Teacher hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back let him wonder how you did it >w<

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When Michael Jackson gives you lemons...