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Started by HugoMeister, August 21, 2008, 06:37:48 PM

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Ruto

Then between every hiccup, people would say "kill me". (from the Simpsons lol)

What if government jobs required IQ tests?

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

DrP

We would definitely be in a better situation in terms of how money is spent (because we can't control the economy)

What if the economic cycle can be controlled

Ruto

That's what socialism's trying to do.

What if Justin Bieber dies and finally shuts the hell up?

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

SlowPokemon

Aww man, you just got my hopes up. >:(

What if grapefruits played Scrabble?
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Ruto

Does it count if DP did that? XD

What if the whole world adopts Esperanto?

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Jub3r7

Then there would be no more need for English.

What if abortion didn't actually work?
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

DrP

Then the world will be one big happy place... I think everyone knows my stance :D

What if college was 12 years long?

Ruto

Then I'd forget about having a career.

Quote from: drpamplemousse on September 19, 2010, 08:18:04 PMThen the world will be one big happy place... I think everyone knows my stance :D

It's not really that simple...let's leave it at that.

What if people could eat magma?

I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

Jub3r7

Than I would be hot!!!
....

What if Jesus Christ was an alcoholic?
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

DrP

he DID turn water into wine! Christian/Catholic doctrine prohibits drunkenness...

What if card keys replaced real keys!

SlowPokemon

What is it with you and card keys lately? :D I think it would be pretty interesting, and an efficient way to deal with things.

What if octopi ruled the earth?
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Jub3r7

Then I wouldn't have the fear of squid.

What if everyone had perfect memory?
It's dangerous to go alone, take me with you! [JUB has joined the party.]

Ruto

It would be a utopia for the first 50 seconds before someone finds out they are still superior to others (in some way).

What if our dolls were to come alive this second?


I seem to be missing a piece of my ear.

DrP

Nothing would happen to me, because I has no dolls... but they would take over the world otherwise!

What if plastic was the only way to hold things (no glass or metals existed)

Quote from: SlowPokemon on September 20, 2010, 06:36:45 PMWhat is it with you and card keys lately? :D I think it would be pretty interesting, and an efficient way to deal with things.

What if octopi ruled the earth?

That's my key into my house!

Winter

D: what would we smoke out of?

What if the Judicial system worked?