What if.....

[DrP]

You would have to call the cops on yourself!

What would happen if the only drink in the world is coffee?

[Ruto]

Then Brazil will own us and Carneval would last for months at a time.

What if people used Starcraft to sell porn?

[DrP]

Then Koreans would be the largest purchaser of porn per capita globably... not to mention they would be able to download spectravision at faster rates... ha ha

What if James Bond existed

[universe-X]

Then Jackie Chan's probably a myth.

WHAT IF PEOPLE STARTED PAYING ATTENTION TO PUNCTUATION!? [/nazi]

[SlowPokemon]

We have definitely been through this before. :3

What if I was a cow?

[DrP]

Then I'd be a horse!

What if we could only speak in questions

[SlowPokemon]

What if I answered that?

What if all of our DSes never worked again?

[DrP]

I'd still be able to play on my EMU on my computer... haha suckah! But I would hold a moment of silence for my DS games

What if everyone had a nook?

[Ruto]

Then everyone would need glasses after spending so much time with it.

What if I sold that vodka stash I found today? (Guess where... >__>)

[SlowPokemon]

er... not so sure I want to know where, honestly.

What if we all were part of a bigger plot to take over the worlds, courtesy of the mods? o_O

[DrP]

then we'd be like mormons and rule over a planet each! haha

What if keeping Christmas lights up all year is the norm?

[SlowPokemon]

Eh, a lot less work in December.

What if Game Freak came out with a flash drive Pokemon?

[DrP]

... that would be kinda cool, actually... except it'll be so similar to magnemite (probably minus the steel type)

What if we were stuck with one desktop wallpaper for the rest of our computers' lives?

[Qew]

then you'd better hope microsoft comes up with less lame default backgrounds.

What if you awoke to find yourself turned into a giant beetle?

[Ruto]

Kafka huh? Well then, I'd speed things up and instead of being miserable and confused for much of the story, I'd just kill myself in the first few minutes or so.

What if the letter "e" on our keyboards suddenly stopped working?