What if.....

[MaestroUGC]

Then I'd have to clean the screen everyday...

What if chairs were never invented?

[ETFROXX]

We'd sit on the floor.

What if I wasn't here? D:

[universe-X]

Ewwie, that would suck :3

The person below me is coll.

[MaestroUGC]

That sounds like a disease...

What if the flu was the key to immortality?

[universe-X]

Then swine flu...

Coll is the better typo of cool. Duh

What if war was fun?

[MaestroUGC]

It is with Battalion Wars.

What if Hell was actually Heaven?

[Offkey]

Then earth would be hell.

What if Koji Kondo was never born?

[TheLegend]

Then I wouldn't be born.  I would be dead, with the old troll me roaming around.

What if Koji Kondo died?

[universe-X]

Nintendo's music wouldn't be as good.

What if biscuits naturally had butter in them?

[TheLegend]

I'd crush them under my feet. 

What if the person below me googled dove chocolate?

[universe-X]

lol, don't try and bring "The person below me is..." into this.

What if telephones required cords again?

[TheLegend]

I said "what if the perso below me" I. 

they do.

what if I won the national spelling bee?

[Ruto]

I would reinvent the English language.

What if I shot J.R.?

[TheLegend]

who's J.R.?

What if someone answered ruto's question?

[MaestroUGC]

That would've made Dallas much more epic.

What if J.R. shot himself?