What if.....

[Oni-Link]

Then we'd have more Mario Games then ever.

What if the president was an elephant?
(And a democrat)

[TheLegend]

he'd die of being overweight. 

what if I worked on taser's request?

[SlowPokemon]

You wouldn't be here, obviously.
What if your computer was out to get you?

[Oni-Link]

Then I'd use the re-installation disc.

What if you woke up in a spaceship and a schizophrenic bee was right next to you.

[TheLegend]

Then I'd use the re-installation disc.

What if you woke up in a spaceship and a schizophrenic bee was right next to you.

I would say "We come in peace pieces" and they would chop me up.

[Oni-Link]

I would say "We come in peace pieces" and they would chop me up.

No "What if"?
Oh well.

What if you were at the super market and you were buying tortilla chips when suddenly the bag burst open and out pops out a million tortilla chip super heroes?

With cheese.

[MaestroUGC]

That's going to be one hell of a party.

What if I didn't create my virtuoso series.

[universe-X]

I probably wouldn't be here.

What if we just ignored the question marks at the end of these questions and decided to glorify the period instead.

[MaestroUGC]

You mean like this.

WHAT IF WE CONTINUED THIS GAME BY SHOUTING OUR QUESTIONS!

[universe-X]

WELL, THAT WOULD BE VERY RUDE, WOULDN'T IT!?!?

What if...?

[MaestroUGC]

Indeed.

What if not...?

[Oni-Link]

Nope.

What if a blue lobster dressed like Bat Man came through your ceiling and cut off your head?

[MaestroUGC]

Then my head would be cut off.

What if your best friend was the air.

[universe-X]

Deepak Chopra- "Who are you?"

What if mottos were lifestyles?

[MaestroUGC]

They kind of are...in a sense anyway.

What if life was death?