What if.....

[dahans]

Then the apocalypse is close
What if you have 3 wishes?

[GreekGeek]

I'd like to be less hideous, make my crush like me and world peace.

What if you were the most handsome person on earth?

[dahans]

(what means if? I am ) I would appear in public as often as I can.
What if god comes down to earth?

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd kick him in the balls unless he fixes the sheet uploader.

What if the sheet uploader comes down to earth?

[dahans]

Then I'd kick him in the balls because he needed such a long time.
What if your balls come down to earth?

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd wonder why I didn't miss them immediately.

What if your balls wondered why you didn't miss them?

[SirIngusBingus]

Then I'd say: WHOLLAY SHIT MY BALLS CAN TALK!

What if GreekGeek asked his question to a chick?

[GreekGeek]

Then she wouldn't mind, because she knew I'm strange and talkin' about sex all the time.

What if SirIngusBingus asked this question to GreekGeek?

[SirIngusBingus]

I dunno, let's try.

What if I asked this question to GreekGeek?

[SuperFireKirby]

These questions are getting plain retard.


What if mimes could talk in cartoons?

[GreekGeek]

Then they would..
I don't understand your question

I dunno, let's try.

What if I asked this question to GreekGeek?

Then GreekGeek would say: "I understand very well that they missed me, they're so useful to me and I use them so much "

What if Obama turned out to be a KKK member?

[dahans]

Would that make any sense? Then he wouldn't be smarter than Bush.
What if NSM is offered on ebay?

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd buy it if it wasn't too expensive. Like two dollars.

What if Gamer turned out to be a KKK member?

[SuperFireKirby]

Then I would not be suprised.


What if the moon landing was faked?

[Magus Darkwind]

Then that'd be wierd, and I would wonder why? Considering that is easier than satellites.

What if the KKK wasn't real?