What if.....

[GreekGeek]

Then podiatry would be the most common job.

What if what if?

[SuperFireKirby]

Then if's would be questioned would be questioned by themselves creating a parallel universe where cake ruled the world and we are exelled on Zenon-9.

What if crap really was holy.( Derived from the phrase Holy Crap)

[GreekGeek]

Then we would worship a pile of cow dung (nice idea )

What if Pamela Anderson was the reïncarnation of Jezus Christ in disguise?

[SuperFireKirby]

She's not and not even a what if question could change that.


What if Ingus could play Moonlight Tango?

[GreekGeek]

Then he'd have so many (fe)male fans that he'd trip over them.

What is SuperFireKirby is indeed lovely, handsome and human?

[SirIngusBingus]

If SFK is lovely, handsome and human, I can play Moonlight Tango.

What if GreekGeek was Italian?

[SuperFireKirby]

Then I would call him a damn, dirty ape! Erm... I mean liar.


What if the moon could give you skin cancer?

[GreekGeek]

Then I would call him a damn, dirty ape! Erm... I mean liar.

Thanks?!

Then you'd better never go outside.

What if I was a damn, dirty ape and a liar?

[SuperFireKirby]

Then you would be Italian.

What if I didnt have another what if question?

[SirIngusBingus]

Then I wouldn't answer. Or would I?

What if I asked an actual question?

[GreekGeek]

The I'd give you an actual answer.

What if all NSM users were living in the same town?

[SirIngusBingus]

Then our board would actually be a real board.

What if the sky really was the limit?

[GreekGeek]

Then the sun wouldn't exist and we would all die.

What if humans could live without oxygen?

[dahans]

We all would live in the water and would be mermaids .
What if ebay is offered on ebay?

[Magus Darkwind]

Then I think China would buy out ebay

What if everyone played WoW?