What if.....

[Ruto]

Then its diuretic effect would have disappeared generations ago. Also people would sleep less.

What if alcohol was (still) the main drink for humans?

[DrP]

People would die more from liver damage and less from heart attacks (because of the Merlot/Cabernet effect)

What if wine was actually an ambrosia send by the gods to prolong life here on earth... haha?

[Winter]

Conservatives would drink more than a glass a night :/

There is a 12% chance that when the Andromeda Galaxy collides with the Milky way, Our solar system will be thrown out of the picture into empty space... What If??

[DrP]

We're all going to die! haha.

What if Liberalism didn't exist (the one that came about in the 1700s and 1800s)

[Ruto]

The Simpsons' answer to any time travel and previous events prevented from occurring would result in your family being well-behaved and wealthy, owning a luxury sedan, sisters-in-law being dead and cause donuts to fall from the sky.

There is a 12% chance that when the Andromeda Galaxy collides with the Milky way, Our solar system will be thrown out of the picture into empty space... What If??

The collision is more than a billion years away  .

What if we could run cars on salt water?

[DrP]

It would be extremely cheap and not environmentally hazardous to run them!!!!

What if planes didn't require gas to fly?

[Jub3r7]

Then they would be fueled by human blood... 

What if you got a blood clot in your left pinky toe?

[Ruto]

A blood clot? Wouldn't you die? 

What if I could get rid of my professor's annoying accent?

[Jub3r7]

Then he would have a low, monotone voice that gave everyone nightmares. 

What if your parents walked up and told you that you were born with a brain defect?

[DrP]

I would feel fine... because I ALREADY KINDA DO! (see TPYTOTM2 thread, Asberger's Syndrome)... haha. I have an EXTREMELY MILD, if nearly non-existant case!

What if we didn't drop the nuke on Japan and then they took over America?

[Jub3r7]

Then anime would be 7000 times more popular! 

What if someone on this website was a spy for Nintendo in order to find and remove B/W ROM's? O_O

[DrP]

Well, I am a nintendo employee, if that works!

What if onion rings on burgers were the norm?

[SlowPokemon]

No burgers for me.

What if Five Guys went out of business? D:

[DrP]

Then I would rejoice since In-and-Out will be back on top of the Best Burger List from Zagat survey... Five Guys is destroying the privately-run company in Orange County... you don't see I-a-O branching into Hot-Lanta!!! (Sorry, I do like the little guy before corporations in SOME cases... but about 90% of the time, I take the Corporation side)

What if the the business world was made up entirely of small businesses?

[SlowPokemon]

Five Guys is THE best burger, sorry.

And, that wouldn't last long because so many people would expand.

The person below me hates burgers.