What if.....

[SlowPokemon]

Odysseus would never have cheated on his wife.

What if a humanitarian ate humans, like a vegetarian eats vegetables?

[DrP]

then there would be less starving people in africa and asia

What if there was no world hunger?

[Ruto]

This is a long shot, but there would probably be less fat people too.

What if people weren't allowed to live in Arizona?

[Oni-Link]

I wouldn't mind.

What if people weren't allowed to live in North America. (That means U.S. AND Canada)

[DrP]

You forgot Mexico, dimwit! (jk on that, not jk on mexico)

and I wouldnt mind... I could live in France, Japan or Australia

What if the temperature on earth never went above 90, but never below 30?

[Composer #40]

We will be the forest moon of Endor, because our planet doesn't change. 

What if pokemon battles in the games ran on Namco's Linear Motion Battle System?

[Ruto]

Then Pikachu's Thunderbolt would be known as 2AB+66ABK (see what I did there? XD)

What if Pokemon were edible? (Ash could eat meat in the game, but do animals even exist alongside Pokemon?? What was he actually eating  )

[Oni-Link]

Then Arceus would be the best tasting meat ever.

What if the Christian/Any other God believed in another religion?

[SlowPokemon]

He doesn't. I just know it.

What if someone opened a Mexican Restaurant called Nacho Mama's?

[DrP]

Uncanny... down here there is this place called Papa Nachos... its pretty bad, too!

What if their was a pizza place called "Pete Za's Famous New York Pizza"?

[SlowPokemon]

That has such a cheesy name that it's destined to fail.

What if only one generation of Pokemon (monsters only) was ever made, but they kept releasing new regions?

[DrP]

well, that series would be destined to greatness, because the older players complaining of "the new Pokémon ruined the series" would still be playing it!

What if you locked yourself out of your phone and forgot the password?

[SlowPokemon]

Er, something tells me that you just did this because your latest posts all concern it...

I don't know, I have no phone.

Now I'm going to take a leaf out of my book.

What if breeding Pokemon never went how you wanted it to?

[Oni-Link]

Then you'd be SlowPokemon.

What if Kirby got powers some other way, instead of inhaling?

[SlowPokemon]

Err, he wouldn't be as famous, truthfully. And he wouldn't be Kirby.

What if Green Greens had a different theme?