What if.....

[SlowPokemon]

Don't even go there.

What if a pencil sharpener ate someone here alive?

[universe-X]

We'd know that they lived in Soviet Russia.

What if art involved machines?

[DrP]

then it would be pixel based or there would be gadget expos showing off these "artistic machines"

What if no one could tell time

[SlowPokemon]

School would be a much better - and worse - place.

What if the wall behind you suddenly offered you some cheese?

[Oni-Link]

School would be a much better - and worse - place.

What if the wall behind you suddenly offered you some cheese?

I'd say "Thanks man" and ask if it wanted to be friends.

What if the wall behind you suddenly told you to kill your parents?

[DrP]

I'd spray poison on the wall, thus killing it. I have much better plans for one of my parents -smiles evilly- hahaha!

What if only one story in the world existed?

[SlowPokemon]

Harry Potter would have my vote to be the one.

What if we all held a vote to decide who here is the best user?

[DrP]

some people would be really bummed/angry/elated at the results

What if no form of currency existed?

[SlowPokemon]

Hmm... hard to say.

What if there was only one big country?

[DrP]

... there would be lots and lots of revolts, i tell you

What if pen was the only writing form in the world

[universe-X]

We'd need more white out ink than oil that was in the BP Spill.

What if a Missed Call meant your phone's broken? (I'm tired guys, bear with me)

[Ruto]

Then my phone's working perfectly

What if milk really came from horses?

[DrP]

then we would still be drinking the wrong milk.

What if Apple didn't exist

[universe-X]

Then Microsoft would now be Macrohard.

What if people actually paid attention to punctuation?

[SlowPokemon]

I pay attention to punctuation!

What if my iPod was stolen... by me?