What if.....

[SlowPokemon]

:O
No difference, really.
What if Hayao Miyazaki died?

[TheLegend]

then movies would lose some of it sglamour.
what if pumpyheart left?

[universe-X]

You'd freak out, apparently.

What if lightning had no thunder?

[MaestroUGC]

Then Strauss would'nt have written "Unter Donner und Blitz."

What if Cziffra play Cello instead of Piano?

[universe-X]

Ah, guess who would be my idol then

What if thumbs were longer than the rest of our fingers?

[Offkey]

Our hands would look weird.

What if the sun would swallow the earth tomorrow?

[TheLegend]

I'd play HeartGold one last time.

What if they made a remake of Yellow?

[SlowPokemon]

I wouldn't buy it because Game Freak has got to get out of the past and make new things.
What if someone died reading this post?

[TheLegend]

then *heart attack*  "aah, my chest!  My chest is tearing apart!“ TheLegend screamed, falling down, clutching his left shoulder and having serious spasms.  He was jerking violently, and within seconds his heartbeat was 0.  Raymondbl got on the computer and wrote this.

What if that actually happened?

[SlowPokemon]

I didn't read the whole thing because your posts are typically not funny.
What if I actually posted my new story soon?

[TheLegend]

I didn't read the whole thing because your posts are typically not funny.

I'm sorry I'm not funny but you could at least spend two seconds to read it for me! 

if yoou posted yoour stoory sooon I wouuld bee haapy.

What if I had perfect english?

[universe-X]

You'd be the human dictionary.

What if NSM ceased to exist?

[TheLegend]

I would kill myself/\.

what if i actually did?

[SlowPokemon]

Hmm... Depends. Would I be invited to your funeral?
What if I trained the chinchilla Pokemon? :O

[Taser9090]

Then it will evolve into a bigger chinchilla Pokemon.

What if there were no soil?