What if.....

[universe-X]

Life wouldn't be worth living for then.

What if Tetris had 5-piece shapes?

[MaestroUGC]

Then I would need to redo my Tetris arrangement to compensate.

What if Nintendo didn't dominate at E3 this year?

[universe-X]

No doubt, over half of their fans would leave.

What if life was a slut?

[MaestroUGC]

Then I would immediately disassociate myself with it.

What if I was not myself, but a clever ruse created to spark life on this planet.

[universe-X]

...define spark.

What if my substitute orchestra teacher actually pronounced pizz. like it's supposed to and not pis?

[TheLegend]

You would not be asking that.

What if I hacked JaMaHa's NSM account?

[universe-X]

Everything.

What if the moon became a meteorite to the Earth?

[Offkey]

I would have 3 days to save the earth from the evil moon which would then get a face.

What if the ceiling above you collapsed?

[ETFROXX]

I'd miss you guys, hope my dogs at least make it out.

What if you found out you have cancer?

[MaestroUGC]

Then I'd finally have the motivation I need to finish my requiem.

What if pluto was still a planet?

[universe-X]

It'd have to be bigger, sadly.

What if Mario Paint became the new Finale?

[MaestroUGC]

Then I'd lose all faith in music software.

What if I wasn't a musician?

[TheLegend]

Then I'd lose all faith in music software.

What if I wasn't a musician?

You aren't.  Neither am I. Musicians are professionals.  You are an amateur composer, arranger, and pianist? what instruments do you play?

The person below me will list his/her favorite musician.

[MaestroUGC]

Georges Cziffra, Hebert von Karajan, Berlin Phil.

The person below me thinks my list is the greatest list ever.

TheLegend: Actually I have been hired to write for a small production movie, so technically I am a professional. Istruments: as a composer, all; but mainly vocals(baritone) and piano.

[ETFROXX]

Pst, guys, this isn't the 'The person below me' topic.