What if.....

[universe-X]

Quitters would be moving to Nebraska

What if cell phones were made of glass?

[Maretocks]

Yes. Francium. Damn.
Then I would have been through about 10 phones by now.

What if I actually completed my homework?

[Tranzlater]

Then you wouldn't be in 4th Grade at the age of 15.

What if dogs were a classic dish on your local restaurant?

[Maretocks]

I probably wouldn't go to that restaurant, but sit and watch the protesters.

What if the world was made of jelly?

[universe-X]

Trees are made of metal

What if dogs didn't bark?

[Maretocks]

Cats would go "Mooooooo!"

What if hamburgers ate people?

[universe-X]

Then it would be called King Burger.

What if Tetris was made by Germany?

[GreekGeek]

All red bricks would have been sent to concentration camps.

What if Nintendo were German?

[universe-X]

*Dies from the thought*

What if dogs had human legs?

[Tranzlater]

Then there'd be less dog matter in peoples homes and more cat matter. Good-ho


What if Grey was black and blue was purple, and green didn't exist and we could see infra- red?

[universe-X]

That's called being color-blind.

What if Nintendo made a Legend of Zelda: The Movie?

[raymondbl]

they'd make trillions considering the growing number of fans (me)

[Maretocks]

If nothing did nothing, then nothing would surely follow.

What if the sky was made of rainbow dust?

[universe-X]

Then the ground's made of ashes.

what if i actually got work done?

[raymondbl]

Then SFK wouldn't hate you as much and I would love you even more than I do now  

What if I won the Banner contest?