What if.....

[Tranzlater]

Then swine flu wouldn't either, and some people would still be alive only to be hit by cars, or killed by the immigration officers at the southern borders of the US.

What if plastic was actually beer in disguise?

[universe-X]

Then we wouldn't have to worry about lead in our paint.

What if soap was made of butter?

[Maretocks]

I still can't believe it's not soap!

What if bricks were made of jelly?

[MaestroUGC]

Then wood would be made of peanut butter.

What if hydrogen wasn't the first element?

[universe-X]

Then the next important one is: Oxygen.

What if arrows didn't exist?

[Maretocks]

Then we would be launching rocks from our bows. *Light bulb*

What if everything was upside down?

[universe-X]

Then Upside down is right side up and upside down is left part middle.

What if telecommunication in today's farms didn't work in this incoherent, financial stubbing, economy? 

[Maretocks]

There'd be a huge drop in fruit and vegetable produce, thereby a huge demand and low supply. This would force prices up, and people would be left eating meat and wheat-based products, which would also increase in price due to a huge demand. We would be fucked. I can use (big) words too.

What if language never existed?

[universe-X]

Then I wouldn't have to worry about failing English, or anything for that matter.

Weird, how I'm doing better in Spanish than English... Anyway,

Waht if eyrvnoee wtroe lkie tihs¿

[MaestroUGC]

Then I would continue to be the smartest man alive.

What if we didn't have numbers?

[universe-X]

Math would be a heck of a lot easier (not that it already is )

What if Final Destination wasn't the first place I went on an SSB game?

[Maretocks]

Then your friends (and yourself) would hate you! Man I love that stage.

What if the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?

[universe-X]

That would be painful...

What if rhymes didn't exist?

[MaestroUGC]

Then we wouldn't have the modern "pop star."

What if Pikmin was never created?

[Maretocks]

Then I never would have bought a Gamecube.

What Nintendo worked on their 1st party games more prominently?