What if.....

[SuperFireKirby]

Then America will have won the war for GRAVITY IS A TERRORIST! IT MAKES OUR PLANES FALL OUT OF THE SKY, KILLING INNOCENT AMERICANS!


What if the world was no longer ignorant?

[MaestroUGC]

*Explodes at the thought*
We would be in paradise...but we'd still find a way to f*** it up.

What if the Romans had our technology during their reign?

[universe-X]

The Romans' government had collapsed from getting consumed by money. If technology had been existent in that time, then the word 'brat' would take on a whole new meaning.

What if laptops were actually chesttops?

[SuperFireKirby]

Chiropractors all around the world would be super rich.


What if you actually got a penny for your thoughts?

[MaestroUGC]

I'd have to charge all of you extra.

What if you were a figment of someone's  imagination?

[universe-X]

Whoa... Now that's scary, when I was in my 6th grade S.S. class, I was a figment of everyone's imagination. You get ignored a lot.

What if all fans had metal blades spinning?

[MaestroUGC]

The A.C. Unit woulb be useless.

What if the plane was never invented?

[SuperFireKirby]

No planes=no pearl harbor, 9/11, ridiculous stereotyping against Muslims in airports, and no convenient ways to travel around the world. Also there would be no more cats.


What if some frikin sharks had frikin lazer beams attached to their frikin heads?

[universe-X]

Then we'll Kareoke the Kareoke with Kareoke.

What if towels moaned each time you use them?

[dahans]

I'd use them more often, than  now.
What if NSM would be taken over by Gamemusicthemes?

[SuperFireKirby]

then I would spam gamemusicthemes' forums on multiple accounts that I would create.


What if it was possible to land a ship on jupiter?

[universe-X]

It is, it's just that we're never getting that ship back.

What if phones came with calendars?

[SuperFireKirby]

Ehhh... I've got a calendar on my phone. So it really can't be a "What if" question, now can it?


What if aliens came to serve man?(Twilight Zone reference)

[Maretocks]

I'd be totally nice to my pet Xenomorph, and we'd travel the neighbourhood getting into trouble and whatnot, the young whippersnappers we would be.

What if you had a pet dragon?

[universe-X]

Dragons at this time of year don't like me because I have an odd odor: burnt.

What if CDs were frisbees?