What if.....

[GreekGeek]

I would wonder which kinky gnome did that to me

What if fruit flies could talk?

[mantis985]

Then AP Bio lab would be annoying as hell

What if you had three arms, one leg?

[GreekGeek]

Then making music and sex would be 1,5 times more fun.

What if people couldn't smile?

[Petpetfood]

Then all of our cheerful cereal box characters would be givin us the neutral face forever. Even Ronald Mcdonald wouldn't be able to smile!

What if you woke up and became a SAW participant. (For those who haven't heard of it somehow, its a torture movie)

[GreekGeek]

Oh man don't say that kind of things . SAW is soooo groose, I don't even wanna think 'bout the possibility of my eyeballs being gouged etc.

What if everyone was deaf?

[Composer #40]

Our species would have died out due to the lack of hearing or we would have evolved into the method snakes use to "hear"

What if you couldn't taste?

[GreekGeek]

Then we wouldn't hate the smell of dead bodies, which isn't a nice idea.

What if all animals could talk Dutch ?

[Tranzlater]

Then we would all surely die.

(By the way, are you a serial killer, Greek? Cuz that suggests the police dogs won't be able to sniff out the corpses that you've hidden.)

What if Pokémon got bought.... by digimon

[GreekGeek]

Then it would be like we bought African slaves and played with it.


Or something like that...

What if I were a serial killer?

[SuperFireKirby]

Then my box of fruit loops would be scared for its life.(see what I did there?)

What if I actually felt like making the effort to make a What If question?

[GreekGeek]

Then everyone would be really surprised.

What if the piano was never invented and never will?

[WiiMan96]

Then everyone will probably play the twombob instead, and quite possibly even have their face devoured for no apparent reason. By the twombob. Twombob...

What if... Microsoft went broke? Never gonna happen...

[GreekGeek]

Then well... Everyone would love Apple?

What if we all spoke the same language?

[WiiMan96]

What a boring freaking world.

What if... an entire goat* fell into your residence right now?

*That's right. None of that cheap, half-goat crap that have become so popular lately.

[GreekGeek]

I'd make cheese and sell it to the stupid citizens here.

What if you won a million (very cliché and maybe even asked before)