What if.....

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd be very glad.

What if Jesus would turn out to be a serial killer?

[Dalonzo]

Then I'd be very glad.

What if Jesus would turn out to be a serial killer?

Wait...he is...if Jesus decides when people have their time then he IS a serial killer, hipothetically...

What if there was a serial killer hunting you?

[Petpetfood]

Then I would hide in my nice little box for the rest of my life.

What if your mom / dad came up to you and said "No one loves you."?

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd be confirmed in what I've been thinkin' for 16 years now.

What if your mom tells you she's pregnant?

[Petpetfood]

Then I'd say thats impossible or shes been lying all these years about getting her tubes tied.

What if i lost the game.

[Dalonzo]

That means I won.

What if we moved out of physical sex and were forced to cybersex (I saw a movie about this)?

[GreekGeek]

Then there would be hope for lots of us, human beings.

What if Zelda did exist?

[Petpetfood]

Then so would Link and Ganon

What if you woke up and became Link in Hyrule?

[mantis985]

Then I'd go "rescue" Zelda.

What If you had to fight Ganondorf right now.

[Composer #40]

Get the gun of evil's bane and blow his brains out.

What if you had to fight Ganondorf and Giga Bowser?

[Dalonzo]

Then I'd also have to fight Mewtwo.

What if you were a Yoshi?

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd be makin' funny noises and laying eggs as well =)

What if money didn't exist?

[Composer #40]

We'd still be in a bad bartering system where you would have to trade you PS3 to go to college.

What if Darth Vader showed up on your doorstep selling vacuums?

[GreekGeek]

Then I'd *ugh* that I'll use my laser sword to cut him in two.

What if Pokémon was real?

[mantis985]

Then I'd take all of you on(or rather my pokemon will...)


What if you woke up in the middle of the woods handcuffed to a tree?