What's the worst that could happen?

[SuperFireKirby]

R: It stings for a little bit

U: You just so happened to paper cut your jugular, collapse on the floor, and die from blood loss. No one attends your funeral.
You slap a hungry orphan

[Shadoninja]

R: you get arrested for assault
U: that orphan grows up to be the ruler of the world and orders that you be tortured and fed only enough to stay alive for the rest of your natural life.

you find a penny on the sidewalk.

[K-NiGhT]

R: You needed an extra penny to buy that thing you really wanted.
U: It's a landmine.


Playing Mario Kart DS

[amnesia01]

Realistic: You win easily, without really trying.
Unrealistic: You are suprised when you win.

Handing in an assignment to your science teacher.

[Clanker37]

Realistic: She gives the whole class a lecture on Plagerism
Unrealistic: She says "Well done! You are all geniuses! Have lots of cookies!"

You eat a whole packet of biscuits by yourself which were supposed to be shared

[amnesia01]

Realistic: You get shouted at by Mum.
Unrealistic: Mum buys another packet of biscuits for you to share.

Getting caught stealing lollies from the corner shop.

[Nebbles]

Realistic: You have to pay a fine for stealing/get arrested
Unrealistic: The shop owner lets you go and gives you more candy for free.

You have a huge essay due by the end of the week and you waited the night before.

[amnesia01]

Realistic: You fail the essay.
Unrealistic: The teacher acquires amnesia and forgets that your essay is due that day.

Finding a legit, shiny pokemon in the wild.

[Clanker37]

Realistic; You go "Holy Shit!", catch it at boast about it with your Pokefriends
Unrealistic: You go "It's a glitch!" and demand a refund

You eat pie

[amnesia01]

Realistic: You like the pie and immediatly ask for another one.
Unrealistic: It turns out to be a nazi plot to poison people all over the world with toxic pies.

You fall and hurt your leg in gym class.

[Clanker37]

Realisitic: You are simply thrilled that you broke your leg because it gets you out of Gym Class. You join Drama with all your friends

Unrealistic: Someone gives you their leg since they dies and you spend the rest of your days with someone elses leg. 9And you have to do Gym)

You find a cure for the poison Nazi pie

[amnesia01]

Realistic: The nazi pie probably never existed in the first place.
Unrealistic: The nazis track you down and assasinate you before you can release the cure.

Your wish comes true.

[K-NiGhT]

R: You are happy
U: You are suicidal.

Giving a speech

[Clanker37]

Realistic: You are nervous, but over all it goes well

Unrealisitic: You hide under your desk until the teacher is like "BITCH GET UP HERE!" and that's when you kill the teacher winning the respect of all the students who say that the teacher was suicidal.

EV training a Terrakion

[SuperFireKirby]

R: You are happy
U: You are suicidal.

Giving a speech

I don't think being happy is the the worst realistic thing that could happen to you from your wishes coming true. Try reading the rules before you play a game. -_-