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What's the worst that could happen?

Started by Davey, August 20, 2008, 09:21:51 AM

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BlueFlameDude

run away,


walk in on you and her doin it



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driving a lamborgini down the highway
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.

Brawler4Ever

R: You get a ticket for speeding.

U: The cop needs to "confiscate" your vehicle because of your speeding.


Your best friend tells you he's gay.
Even when everyone else has gone,
I will punch the punching bag until a game comes on. XD

10 years later. Still Brawling!

ZeldaFan

R: you accept it and move on

U: he's had the hots for you for 3 years and wants to marry you
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Riding your bike to school

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Composer #40

R: Tired and falls asleep in homeroom

U: Get run over by a dumbass driver.




In chemistry, you're studying Uranium.

It happens Every. Day!

mantis985

Your teacher brings in an active nuclear warhead to demonstrate the properties of uranium.
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You are stranded in the Desert.


ZeldaFan

R: you wander, lost, for a few days, then finally find civilization or hitchhike a ride.

U: you run out of food and water, never find civilization and die. Then some vultures and maggots eat your body, and it is never found.



Playing the piano

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BlueFlameDude

you get sick of it after 13 years of near gunpoint
you actually enjoy it  D=
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driving a new ferrari
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musicguy360

you crash it

you crash it into a nuclear powerplant and blow up the world.



eating pie

BlueFlameDude

you eat hte pie,
someone else eats the pie

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 talking to a hot girl at school (with whom you might have a chance with) = D
92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.

musicguy360

she hates you
she tries to scream a secret of yours to the school, but you cover her mouth so she can't say it and she charges you with rape.



playing baseball

Composer #40

R: You hit someone in the head.
U: You hit a homer every time you took base.



You're caught in the middle of a hurricane.

It happens Every. Day!

MegaMoo

Realistic: It destroys your house.
Unrealistic: You roll it up and add it to your katamari 8)


You are enjoying a taco.

Dekudude

You find an old tomato in it.
You find an old (cancerous) tomato in it.



Sleeping through your alarm clock?

Palagerini

u miss school because u didnt wake up early and u get detention.
the alarm was actually a bomb threat alarm and u blow up and get t bagged by the guys that made da bomb.. ..
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u wake up to find u are pregnant... and your a guy...  :P
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah. i sent them to her dad

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iDOWN

R: You remembered all the bean buritos you ate the night before.
U: The baby comes out your ass.
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Your electricity goes out for a month.