What's the worst that could happen?

[BlueFlameDude]

not knowing who this is


r: getting whatever is wrong fixed
u: having a bomb implanted into your spleen that will go off in 5 hrs.


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in your girlfriends room sitting on her bed mackin' with her

[Dekudude]

Mackin' meaning makin' out, or mackin' meaning a couple steps further? Assuming that:

You get Hepatitis...
Everyone (of the opposite sex) gets Hepatitis... not you.


Chewing gum.

[kotorfanboy]

you swallow the gum
You swallow the gum and turn into a gum monster

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Posting on an internet forum

[FallenPianist]

R: Your computer freeze due to a super quote pyramide

U: your computer really explose due to a super quote pyramide


Being lost in a wood

[Davey]

You get lost and have to spend the night.

You get eated by a NOMNOMNOMbear.


Getting into a fight with a blind man.

[kotorfanboy]

R: Your computer freeze due to a super quote pyramide

U: your computer really explose due to a super quote pyramide

Well someone isnt a fan of my quote pyramids. Maybe it's all a scheme to freeze up everyone's computers so I'm the only who can post and I will get the 1000th post. mwahaha. yea anyway those quote pyramids aren't that popular around here.

[Wrydryn]

DON'T POST HERE ABOUT IT

R:You win the fight and steal his coat

U:He kills you and then cuts you up and feeds you do his dog.
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(again I forget to do it)

You walking down some stairs...

[BlueFlameDude]

get to the bottom

they suddenly turn into an extremely fast up escelator and you trip


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riding the bus in Holywood

[Gooch]

R: You meet a Star
U: A star meets you

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btw, you failed if you dont know who Dr. House was, you know, sitcom, great show, TV?
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You join your school's Marching Band

[Davey]

You get hazed as the freshmen n00b.

You become the senior prank in which they wrap you to the goalpost with sryan wrap and put a silly hat and clock-necklace. (The senior prank on the band director, he was pretty relaxed until about after the first hour).

Trying to destroy the spyware that took over my computer. I'm fucking retarded.

[Palagerini]

u attempt to fix it but it's so bad u need to get another computer

u attempt to fix it but it's really bad so u jump inside the computer with all your gangstas and start a gang war! u end up winning the gang war and the computer is fixed... only to find out that it's been obliterated. and u need a new one =P.

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You find out your 50 year old teacher has the hots for you =P

[Mike]

Realistically: She's an ugly whore.

Unrealistically: She's damn hot so take advantage of her.

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Davey's mom.

[Davey]

My mother died in a plane crash seven years ago.

[Gooch]

way to fail, Mike

[Mike]

I don't care if she's dead, continue on with the game idiots. From what I see right now you're the ones failing (including me for this post). Also nothing proves she really is dead. When people joke about mom's a crap load of people say she's dead to see your reaction.

Get on with it.

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Davey's mom.