What's the worst that could happen?

[Davey]

In this forum game, you say a situation and a person replies with a real and unreal answer.

Example:
"Playing Xbox 360"

Person's Reply:
"Realistically: You get a Red Ring of Death."
"Unrealistically: You get a Red Ring of Death and you yourself die".
I'll start.


Watching Television.

[HugoMeister]

Realistic: Poor vision (sitting too close)

Unrealistic: Teletubbies makes you gay from a young age.

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"Walking the Dog"

[Brawler4Ever]

Dog poops on the sidewalk


Dog eats the mailman.
([h'r] no apostraphe)

Chemistry Class Lab Day

[Composer #40]

Realistic: Smells funny and people burning themselves
Unrealistic (or is it!?): Someone accidentally made poison gas and another blew up the school.


On a boat during a hurricane.

[KefkaticFanatic]

You die.

Your boat turns into a super nuke and kills the world

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Sleeping ( have fun)

[Mike]

Realistically: Wet dream.

Unrealistically: Gamer having heterosexual dreams.



While on the toilet

[Dekudude]

Finding a spider inside.
Finding 200,000 spiders inside.


Browsing NSM

[HugoMeister]

People who don't care about NSM flaming people who do care about NSM.
Those people who don't care and continue to flame being punished.

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Going to Grandma's house.

[Dude]

Eating lots of pie
Eating too much pie and exploding (wee)

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Looking for vids in Youtube.

[Dekudude]

XD nice, HugoMeister.


Finding a video of someone doing something stupid.
Finding a video of someone doing something stupid... WHILE NAKED.


Eating Chinese food.

[Davey]

Realistic: You get hungry an hour later. 

Unrealistic: The chef was fired right before making this food, he was mad and he wiped his ass with it.


Eating too much pizza.

[Dekudude]

Choking, and dying.
Choking, falling over, squishing your dog, THEN dying.


Not using the [ hr ] tag on this board.

[HugoMeister]

XD nice, HugoMeister.

Btw, that wasn't a joke.

You end up with a separator not unlike mine, Dude's, or Gamer's.
The internet decides it hates you and emails russia to bomb your house.

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Walking through the female undergarments aisle at your local department store in order to cut a few minutes from your trip to the checkout.

[Wrydryn]

You find your ex and get back with them
You fall into a pit of girls wanting to eat you RAWR!!*chomp*

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Srry forgot to add

Riding your Bike

[Gooch]

Realistic: Rides the bike into the sunset
Unrealistic: Rides the bike into the sunset and bursting into flames because of it. (sorry, 'tis late and im not focusing)


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Going to the hospital, only to find that your doctor is Gregory House.