The Post 1000 Game

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BASE.

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ARE.

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BELONG.

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TO.

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US.

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Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment
Center.

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We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a
pleasant one.

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Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin
the test proper.

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Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and
learning are the primary goals of the enrichment center activities, serious
injuries may occur.

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For your own safety, and the safety of others, please
refrain from-

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Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is
not part of any test protocol, but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture
Science Material Emancipation Grille, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate
dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.

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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the
chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing
record. Followed by death. Good luck!

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The Enrichment Center is required to
remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

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Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely
operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no
chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment
activity. Goodbye.

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Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your
violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
Maybe you could settle for that, and we'll just call it a day. I guess we both
know that isn't going to happen.