Conceited Sayings

[MoboMoga]

Anyone know some great, conceited sayings? The things that make people say," Oh, you did NOT just say that!!"

One of mines, which I got long time ago, was "It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am," and "Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters."

Another one I started using was "Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon!"

Haha, of course, it was just a joke 
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What are yours?

[MaestroUGC]

Eh, I let other people be conceited for me.

[Yugi]

Me Calling Call of Duty overrated.

[K-NiGhT]

Calling Call of Duty overrated.

Its literally the same game over and over for about 8 games or so.