Best Pick Up Lines

[DonValentino]

Hi, I'm millionaire

[Mashi]

hello im a popular member on a video game sheet music forum and im sort of a big deal

[Waddle Bro]

hello im a popular member on a video game sheet music forum and im sort of a big deal

works on me

[SlowPokemon]

Your butt is nice but it would be nicer if it was on my lap

Saving this for future use

[Dude]

I'm cringe

[SuperFireKirby]

Hello, I have noticed your wide hips are exceptional for child bearing and would like to perform intercourse with you for the sole purpose of reproduction.

[braix]

"Hi
*flirty smile*
*wink*
*looks down*"

[FierceDeity]

The word of the day is legs. What do you say we go back to my place and...brainstorm some ideas for a new word of the day calendar, because this one isn't teaching me any new words? (I never quite understood the premise of the original; why, in any other context, would my place be a better place to "spread the word" than whatever public place in which I met this person? Who would we spread it to? Goddamn illogical.)

[SlowPokemon]

"Hi
*flirty smile*
*wink*
*looks down*"

im sold

[FireArrow]

"Hi
*flirty smile*
*wink*
*looks down*"

Remove the first three and you've nailed FireArrow's foolproof way of picking up guys/chicks.

[Jub3r7]

are you a baker? because you've got some nice yeast. hold on, I think I got that wrong

[LeviR.star]

Hey, are you single? Cause I kinda want to pursue a relationship with you.

Eh, worked for me...