The Best Video Game Quotes Ever Thread

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Hmmm... I couldn't find this quote online, so it might be phrased wrong.

"A wise man once said, 'Never share your wisdom with anyone.'"
-Bartender, Heroes of Might and Magic III

!uprep

[braix]

This thread lasted two days.

[McDucky]

M:
"Just take a deep breath and please explain to me what's just happened. I'm a little confused here..."

S:
"Then... maybe... Oh, no...
No... No.
You're going to die..."

M:
"I know.
Yeah... I know. 
But how did YOU know,  Miss Ashworth?"

[braix]

"..."
-Zoroark

[Maelstrom]

Palutena: Look, an Aether Ring.
Viridi: It's probably another cheap Aurum knockoff.
Pit: I don't care! If it works, I'm gonna use it! I'm an angel! And this is how we get stuff done!
Viridi: No, that's how scavengers get thing done. Are you a buzzard, Pit?
Palutena: Now, now, I think we can all agree that Pit's not a buzzard. Though I have seen him eat some questionable things off the ground...
Pit: Floor ice cream gives you health!
        -- Kid Icarus Uprising

[Maelstrom]