Awkward Moments...

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

Huh the other thread hasn't been posted in since *last* May...anyway this is so awkward I have to share it.

So my odd and neighbor shows up at my door this past Saturday like he sometimes does. Out of politeness, I answer it, expecting him to be all chatty as usual and leave Kefka (who was visiting) to look after the other kids in the apartment. The first thing I noticed was the smell of alcohol from the weird neighbor. He starts talking and I lose track of time because he was sticking around even longer than usual...then Kefka comes to check what was going on.

The neighbor was totally shocked as seeing him behind me (his expression was priceless! xD) But then he starts talking to Kefka instead in barely understandable English and then it was really awkward. Then the kids I stuck him with came out to see what was going on too. We ended up trying to translate his English so Kefka could somehow understand >_> Then after a while, I said we were planning to go out so the neighbor decided to leave. As he left, he just grabbed my hand and kissed it in front of all the kids and Kefka. Omgwtf why -.- WHYYYY

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[SuperFireKirby]

Oh geez.

Creepy neighbor guy was obviously trying to communicate to the very threatening Kefka, "THIS FEMALE IS MINE."

I'm guessing it didn't work.

[TheZeldaPianist275]

Oh geez.

Creepy neighbor guy was obviously trying to communicate to the very threatening Kefka, "THIS FEMALE IS MINE."

I'm guessing it didn't work.

This is Kefka we're talking about.  That should go without saying.

@BDS
I realized that right after I posted 

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Oh geez.

Creepy neighbor guy was obviously trying to communicate to the very threatening Kefka, "THIS FEMALE IS MINE."

I'm guessing it didn't work.

Slave Crowns for EVERYBODY!

[FSM-Reapr]

*Samaritan

Thank you kindly, my dear sir.